Imagine being so pathetic that you worship this "man"

>Rich
>Entrepreneur
>Non corporate personality despite being a billionaire
>Dates celebrities despite being nearly 50 years old
>Big penis

You can't say the same.

billionaire
leads privatization of space
leads EV adoption
pushed tons of investment into new semi-vacuum rail

>some shitposter on Jow Forums, hurr why would you look up to him
>probably idolizes shitty youtubers

Source? Nohomo

I don't know why the 50 year old Epic Redditor from South Africa that stutters like a kid has so many fanboys.

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imagine trying to FUD elon musk

I smell a commie.

He's the new alpha nerd. With Steve Jobs dead, it's all about that musk. The musk of a tesla car that has a battery which was folded 200000 times to make it the most bestest, most green, most flawless battery in the universe.

But honestly, just like with Steve Jobs, people who aren't alpha level nerds themselves seemingly can't understand what the fuck's going on. None of the alpha nerds can offer up an actual explanation for their worship for these faggots, either.

Maybe it's a genetic defect they all share?

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yah man totally

Lebron James and Tiger woods are who I should think are good examples of success

People just like what elon musk is doing faggot. Stop being jealous and realize the crazy musk haters are 1000x worse than someone liking their tesla or spacex launches

But he's not doing anything. He's an autist who headbutts cars at his GIGAFACTORY when the employees tell him to put on a hardhat, because he hates the color yellow and blinking lights.

>He's an autist who headbutts cars at his GIGAFACTORY when the employees tell him to put on a hardhat, because he hates the color yellow and blinking lights.
source?

Greetings. Logical unit here to remind you that road vehicles cannot be sent through the thermosphere into space without melting under radiant heat. CGI is very old. Please use logic and not the television. Marketing stunts 101. Cheers.

Hm hmm... Elon's a damn bitch. Elon's a god damn motherfuckin', goddamn motherfuckin' half a ass son of a goddamn bitch. Sick of yo' god damn ass, tellin' me some god damn lies, see what goddamn. Get the fuck out of my goddamn face, get yo' goddamn ass home, I'll stick yo' goddamn ass like glue. Fur ass son of a bitch, tractor trailer son of a bitch. Take yo' ass home! Take yo' ass home! Krispy Kreme donut bastard. Autistic ass bastard. Bring yo ass here, this stick right here will whoop yo' ass. Beat yo' goddamn ass till you can't sit down. Beat yo goddamn ass. I'll Teach you a goddamn lesson, Elon, teach old faggot ass son of a bitch. Always got to take it out on goddamn me. I'm sick of all this goddamn motherfuckin' shit, always tellin' yo' goddamn motherfuckin' lies, yo' tellin some goddamn lies on motherfuckin' me. I'll whopp yo' goddamn motherfuckin' goddamn ass, pervert ass goddamn motherfuckin' bastard. Faggot ass Elon, old son of a goddamn bitch. You haven't goddamn won. You see what I goddamn think, and I'll play that banjo, ha, ha, ha-ha. Godamn!! Hahahahaha. Jesus take it away!! I'll tell you!! I swear to goddamn god, every time he turn around, there's a Elon goin' around, I got something for his goddamn ass, rollin his eyes like a goddamn ass, what he got in the goddamn motherfuckin' basket? The onions stuff we bought from goddamn calil. Yes, yes! basedcucks ain't gonna stop me. Elon, don't you fuckin' stop me! Don't fucking stop me. I swear to goddamn god! I'll bust you ass and nuts, you nutty ass bitch, nutty ass jewish bastard, you a nutty as jewish bastard, I'll whoop yo ass till you can't sit down, I'll whoop yo' goddamn ass, I ain't playing. This isn't reddit street no more. This is 4channel street, Sick of yo' goddamn childish shit anyway, always tying to blame it on other people, and everyone always gettin' mad, talking about, huh, goddamn Tesla or a woman's ass. Yes, Tesla or a woman's ass. Goddamn!! Just stop it!! Hahahahahaha! Goddamn! Goddamn!

>Lebron James and Tiger woods are who I should think are good examples of success

Why that and why sports players in particular?

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According to that she-rapper Azalia something, he's got a massive one. Genius with a megacock who makes reusable megarockets and fully autonomous electric supercars

Meanwhile, you're a fucking faggot working for big oil and getting paid 30 cents a pop to undermine your own chance of a viable future. Trully a waste of air

She was lying to get her to agree to a threesome.

You fucking dunce, first of all the spaceship has shielding to protect stuff during re-entry.

Second and most important, for getting into space you don't go as fast as you go in the reverse you absolute brainlet

breitbart.com/tech/2018/09/03/report-elon-musk-headbutts-tesla-car-on-assembly-line/

Two seconds on google.

Good lord

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I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you are speaking from personal experience, so maybe you're right

AFRICANS. ALWAYS. WIN

>“I don’t see how this could hurt me,” he said of vehicles on the slow-speed line. “I want the cars to just keep moving.”
Can you be any more dishonest, you alt-right scum?

no one worships him dickhead
hes doing good shit

>"hes proper old english"
>isnt he south african
kek