Things that annoy cucks at jobinterviews

i will have some job interviews soon but i use it only for my entertainment and really annoy this cucks there, what would be the best thing to say to make them mad?

i will for sure go there with
>suit when no one else wears a suit
>hoodie and jeans with meme prints when everyone wears suits
>complete alpha menthality
>questioning every theyre doing as wrong
>making stupid cryptofiance points
>telling them that im already rich ( neet ) and that i will only accept real "new progress" companies
>asking silly questions about their "metoo" politics in the company

i will probably also bring my mamba menthality and wear my new kobes.

what lese will make them mad?

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how tf can a pro athlete at the highest level look like that?

Aren’t you wasting your own time doing this

>how tf can a pro athlete at the highest level look like that?

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If you actually do all that, you'll most likely end up actually being offered the job easy.

Off season and hence possibly off cycle too.

>core strenght
>using his brain
>throwing the ball accurate

you probably fell for the musle meme
not going to make it

it is like 10x more effective to work on your core strenght than pump your biceps to a silly level

There is actually a mechanical advantage to having a gut. It actually helps you punch harder when you swing it around.

no i am working on my social skills

That's why I have one

Stands there and throws

Kek @ her rectangular shape

>no hips
>no tits
>beer gut
>outie navel
disgusting

you could light up a cigarette in their office and then pretend it was just out of habit and you forgot it wasn't allowed

maybe bring a huge binder full of random shit and start shuffling papers all over their desk- industry reports with random highlighted sections that you ask questions about, examples of your old work, anime printouts, etc.

you could bring food lmao

Incel

Nothing more unappealing to me then women with no hips. Wtf is that? Looks like a 14 year old boy

>Implying that fridge built bitch is fuckable

-put your finger in your nose and then wipe it on the table as naturally as possible, like if you werent doing it on purpose but simply out of habit.

-Put your cellphone alarm on and make it ring 2mn in the interview. Choose some aggressive shit to the ears like some "muh dick mudafuka" niggers chimprap.

-Yawn without putting your hand in front of your mouth.
-Pretend you have a poopoo emergency and ask for the boss toilets.
-Come with boots full of mud and stomp the ground once you are in.
-Wear sunglasses.
-tell the interviewer you made a pretty penny selling pokemon cards on the secondary market
-use a felt-tip pen to tattoo yourself a swastika barely covered on your arm/neck

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>you could bring food lmao
>of your old work, anime printouts, etc.

now were talking

i might be bringing the monster ultra can as well, just for the lols

I really want to do this as well. I just need to make it first.
these are good but perhaps not subtle enough

how does a finger in my nose relates to my mamba menthality?

i will show them cucks their place not show them my missing hygiene.

the sunglasses are still classic and nice though

Based

What is mamba menthality?
English aint my mother tongue and i never heard this expression before.
I could maybe give more on point advices after you tell me.

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Obviously he isn't an athlete.

pic related

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he is beyond that, i guess

based and gutpilled
also explains sergay's propension for bigmacs. needs all the mechanical advantage he can get for russian reporter punching purposes

- Don't talk the entire interview, act anxious, avoid eye contact and make weird facial expressions. Simply shrug your shoulders at their questions.

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roast beef

We all know it's going to end like this.

If you REALLY want to annoy them, do the ol’ “i’ll ask you the questions”. When they ask you a question, ask them the exact same question.

E.g. “what is your biggest weakness user?
Hmm... you know that interesting. I’d actually like to know what YOUR biggest weakness is Mr. Interviewer...”