Are you cognitively disadvantaged?

And what are some of the dumbest things you've done in life? Not just trading crypto I mean, get it off your chest

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Becoming an alcoholic, then failing to get sober for the bajillionth time

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I'm lazy and can't hold a job. I can't wake up early in the morning after a week.

>staying at airbnb
>shave my beard.
>look at all the hair in the sink.
>think "that will probably clog the sink, I should throw it in the bin instead".
>fuck it
>sink instantly clogs
>can't find plunger, host returning soon
>squeeze my head into sink with faucet digging into back of skull
>make a seal with my mouth over the drain hole
>blow as hard as I can
>neck instantly seizes up in agonising cramp due to awkward position
>fountain of beard soup and general filth pumps into my mouth
>can't move as head is trapped between sink and faucet
>getting waterboarded by my own beard hair
>neck is on fire with blazing pain
>host gets home as I'm coughing and spluttering and holding my neck on the bathroom floor
>"the plunger is right here in front of you, user"

Third reply in the thread and most likely already the winner!

I'd say remove stressors in your life. I had a high stress job where one of the methods of relief for me was going out at lunch, and taking a shot of vodka in my car. Then walking around a bit to air out the smell and heading back to work. About two years in I realized this wasnt a long term solution, and after two more years managed to quit.

Im surprised anyone can. Fuck work

Stick with it. This is a common story, and then one day it clicks. Alcoholism/addiction is literally the unique issue in the world. You can go anywhere in the world and alcholics literally say the exact same story.

I laugh now when I look back on my teen years thinking I was a moody genius who people could never understand and so had to drink

got a degree in game design instead of computer science

hahaha fuck

The least unique issue*

Buying LINK and holding it.

Tapped on a 400 degree clay pot five minutes out of the oven to see if it was still hot, nice white mark burn to prove I was dumb that day. First degree, no issues.

Be an overqualified video maker?

and earn about 40k more starting and be able to find a job anywhere? yes please

Probably getting i to benzos. I was unemployed and couldn't find a job in my field, and I was getting alot of anxiety so i got some research chem benzos. Lost a couple months from memory and almost died in an edm parking lot from exposure in winter.

So I don't do that anymore. Currently my solid rock bottom.

Id like to second this. Benzo abuse was a large contributor to the worst part of my life.

I unironically once came onto /biz to read about /biz related subjects when I decided to read some dumb shit posts by some OP (ID ABFX8YWB). Wasted part of my life to that shit.

Glad I'm a footnote in your life man

when I was a kid and learned about lie detectors, I thought I'd discovered the solution to all the world's problems; just get someone and put one on them, and then ask them questions until you had all the answers to life, the universe and everything.

sold my LINK for DeepBrainShit in July before LINK's 4.5x

No problem man. When your known as "Fatty B the Wizard" you have to take each moment as a gift. Back to business related subjects.

I highly recommend checking out The Easy Way to Stop Drinking book. I was a functioning alcoholic for years and stopped drinking immediately as I read this book. No cravings in years. This book is a wonder if you have an analytical and reasonable mind.

I took meth for about a year straight. Pretty sure I did some permanent damage. I don’t think I will ever be as happy as I was when I was on it though. Probably will go back on when I get old because who gives a fuck.

Memory loss is crazy on those baby's.

You become brain mushed babbling idiot who cant remember a 4 digits in a row.

They are indeed satans candy

told oneitis I was a sex addict even though it was complete fiction. Still, don't know why I did it. Probably have mild Aspergers

I can't wrap my head around finance topics. i read and read and I can't retain the subject. I graduated with a deg in finance and remember little. It's frustrating because it's simple stuff too.

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Getting a bachelor of arts in Economics

lmao I double majored BA economics and BS finance. it wouldn't have helped user.

just go get an econ phd and get it over with

Recently diagnosed legit aspie at 31. Hope for normalization vanishes

add, bipolar, slower processing speed.
people say im smarter than them but they don't truly understand how fucking dumb i am

how did it take you that long to know? I’m a drooling autist. I knew from day one I was fucked.

lost a couple of years to pain meds after a back and sternum injury. quit my job to get off them before i got fired. its worked out ok, i'll get another job next year.

Doctors convinced me it was just anxiety in my 20's. Anxiety subsided over the years but aspieness did not