Once a man appeared in a village and announced that he wanted to monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, realizing that there was no dearth of monkeys in the nearby forest, went out and started catching them. The man bought thousands of monkeys at $10. As supply started to fall down, the villagers stopped catching more monkeys.
Now the man further announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. As the supply diminished even further, people once again stopped catching monkeys and started going back to their farms.
The man further increased the rate to $25. Soon the supply of monkeys became so little that it was quite an effort to even get a glimpse of a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50. However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant said to the villagers: “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50.”
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. But they never ever saw the man or his assistant again in the village; only monkeys everywhere!
kek based redditfag. Don't tell biz yet, they are still buying monkeys from us
Levi Turner
>be me >play WoW >find shit item >put it in auction for 10k gold >go to chat >say I want to buy said shit item for 15k gold >auction gets bought 3 minutes later
Dylan Torres
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Hudson Stewart
Can you tell us another story? are you cute too?
Adam Murphy
i love her :(
Isaac Green
>The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50. >I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50. But you said youd buy them for $50? why do I gotta wait for the guy to return if you just said youd buy them at $50?
Liam Torres
Sauce, I remember this one but forgot how to find it.
Brayden Williams
>tfw they fomo in, scroll back in the chat and realize the guy buying and the seller have the same name
Ian Taylor
Tldr
Angel Rodriguez
sorry, /biz, you are the greatest fool.
Brayden Morris
>sorry, /biz, you are the greatest fool. Once a man appeared in a internet and announced that he wanted to bitcoins for $10 each. The neckbeards, realizing that there was no dearth of bitcoins in the nearby GPU, went out and started mining them. The man bought thousands of bitcoins at $10. As interest started to die down, the neckbeards stopped mining more bitcoins.
Now the Roger Ver further announced that he would now buy bitcoins at $100 each. This renewed the efforts of the neckbeards and they started mining bitcoins again. As the supply and returns on spent electricity diminished even further, people once again stopped mining bitcoins and started going back to their hentai forums.
The Satoshi further increased the rate to $1000. Soon the supply of bitcoins became so little that it was quite an effort to even get a fraction of a bitcoin, let alone mine an entire one!
The fag now announced that he would buy bitcoins at $10,000! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant said to the neckbeards: “Look at all these bitcoins in the big wallet that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $5000 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $10,000.”
The neckbeards squeezed up with all their wages and bought all the bitcoin. But they never ever saw the man or his assistant again in the village; only internet monopoly money everywhere!
What a fucking retard, monkeys cost tons of money to keep alive, I bet he didn't even make a 20% profit.
Camden Wilson
i want to punch this dude right in the throat...just because you can abuse someone whose self-esteem is so low doesn't mean you should. what a weak man.
Lincoln Wood
what does this have to do with the market you dumb motherfucker lmao imagine making a money analogy to try and describe blockchain technology
