How the FUCK do you escape wageslavery?

>despises being a parasite to parents
>lives with his parents and only pays below market rent
this
army sucks, waste of time unless you really can't get your own shit straight.

you're better off just getting an apprenticeship, people look down on plumbers/electricians but there's a lot of demand and you can get paid well within a few years.
just do that for 10 years, live like a homeless fag with 3-6 roommates in the cheapest rent, save 65-70% of your income and you'll be financially independent.

Based on a bunch of those bullshit online iq tests I'm fucking 160.
So realistically I believe i'm around 130-140. I'm definitely smarter than most people, but I'm not that creative and I've essentially cucked myself out of having good social skills.

By parasite I meant actively taking away from my parents.
I'm paying (slightly) below market value but my parents got scared off from renting out rooms from a few bad tenants in the past.
My room isn't making them any money and I'm not taking anything from them.
Also yeah I've considered going into a trade like what you've listed but I want to weigh ALL of my options before diving into something.

Patience and discipline are key.
Invest as much as you can in stocks. Diversify.
Live frugally. Walk/bike everywhere & eat lentils and oatmeal. The best things in life are cheap or free. Take care of your happiness to make this sustainable. Avoid drugs.
Try to look for better paying jobs. Work more. Net savings after expenses is what matter.

Blackhawk helicopter electrician

Pretty shit advice
Eat lentils and pray the stock market goes up
You need to put your money on something you control, aka a business

Nothing wrong with joining a union and just saving money and playing the market

Sounds rad. I've considered enlisting into the chairforce to do something similar. The benefits definitely pique my interest, but I really need to get in shape before even thinking about talking to a recruiter.
Also not sure how I feel about becoming a ZOGbot but at this point I'm running out of shits to give about that.

Find your cheapest college option
If you can't get merit scholarships you're never gonna make it anyway.
Get a good degree in something like computer engineering then make enough money to go into landlording.
Either that or suck dick to get into a trade union lol.

Buy Babb while it's still cheap. Research it. Could be a millionaire in 3 years for $3000.