Is art a good investment?

she got paid $200..

I still don't understand why she would do that. she's pretty fucking hot.

Only if you're rich
Make shit painting. "Sell" for 10 million to some rich friend

absolutely correct

But wait, don't you have to pay taxes on the sale?

I know that girl on the right...

laundering != tax evasion

Yeah she knows how to handle a d am I right?

I think we all do

that ugly ho is all over chinatown NYC frequenting museums thinking no one recognizes her, she's even more disgusting IRL

Maybe she enjoys it? Never thought of that? Why not get free money for doing something you like?

could anyone send the link of her porn please

She's cute. Who is she? She almost looks sort of submissive in a way like she would do anything I asked her to do

some slore, i didn't know who she was but a friend pointed her out and goes, "dude i think she does porn" and then i saw her face and went BLEAGH glad I never saw it.

lots of money in art in NYC, esp among the changs

>11935830
Ok let's test how many actual /bizraelis are left on /biz.

The dad will give you two million dollars flat, or rights to a completely passive business making 40k/year in perpetuity if you marry the girl (yes full well knowing about the videos) and give him grandkids. Would you do it?

Fuck yeah. She's a freak

who wouldnt

Sure, I already have a kid from a previous marriage so no skin off my back

i'm a kind of hapa i guess, not asian but still a hapa, and her being hapa hell no. would end up making the next hitler

actually hell yes now that i think about it. arbeit macht frei

In a way, yes. Like gold, it's a good way to protect your money against inflation. Buying art just before a period of stagflation would be pretty smart.

Nah fuck off chink, i make my own $. Take your whore daughter back to china

You dumb cunt, I can easily earn 4% on that 2 mil and make double that passive income even more passively without having to marry some whore. Fuck off.

Will make it

Will not not make it

Off topic but I'm glad someone on /biz still does maths before making decisions. The scenario is you get either or though, and if you don't commit to marry the slut and have kids with her you wont get the money

Two million and a wife? There isn’t even a downside.

in this hypothetical scenario i already made it so i can tell that chink and her daughter to fuck off back to china

1 + 1 = you're a faggot

WHO IS SHE

So if I had dirty money, could I just spill paint on a canvas, price it at 9k, give that person 9k in dirty money and tell them to write me a check for 9k to put in the bank?

Link to said video pls

no lie frens, the video is AWESOME shes such a fucking F R E A K

too bad the video is gone forever and none of your virgins will ever get to see it :)

2mill
OR
marry slut and get 40k yearly?

can I get 2mill and marry slut?
if not I'll take just the 2mill
40k is nice now but won't be nearly as much in 10-20 years, while you can at least invest 2mill

Kek, enjoy your cuckholdry

sort of yeah, thats the gist of it. I think in reality you dont just shit on a paint, you hire a decent artist and pay him a % to make something pretty

The video is floating around. It's been decently scrubbed, but you can still get your hands on it pretty easily

na that bitch would swallow up that 2 mil/ 40k in about 2 years. then i would have no money, no self respect, nothing but an expensive place in nyc and children of a hoe

>gone forever
nothing is gone forever on the interwebz fren

wait so is it seriously just a one off? is she not a porn star? she's seriously just into art?

Drug problem. I recall that her former roommate got arrested at some point.

Goes to show you how dysfunctional these rich families are.

No thanks. money is not my god

disgusting like personality wise or physically?

He's not a cuck if he has 2 mil. You can easily have side bitches with 2 mil

What's the point here? You will receive legit rich guy's money.

Like everyone has a guy in their life who will give them 10 millions just like that.

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Chinatown NYC reporting in. Who she?

Me on the left

I don't get this, wouldn't the IRS ask where the millions to buy the art came from?

Left: Kevin Baltazar, VP at Goldman Sachs.
Right: Kevin's daughter, Kelly Baltazar, aka Kelly Wang, aka May Li.

physically

Only for launder money

No but it's pretty and nice to look at and aesthetic

Pls invest in good art to create a cultural renaissance, you won’t get anything but culture will be less shit!

-/lit/

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