/smg/ - Stock Market General

bears on suicide watch edition

Thread theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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GREEN DAY! GREEN DAY! BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!!

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How can the EM compete with US public markets under these tax cuts??

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

based KO edition

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The dollar just got hella weak, look at gold ffs. Powell should be tried for treason.

I wonder what will happen the day everybody stops lending to the US government.

Got lucky with JNJ. I started getting into it around 6 months ago and I'm up 18% so far.

MNKD getting tight.. watch for a move...

>mfw i even miss the new thread

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CUTE

What will happen is the US will just deliver them some democracy and freedom.

The fucking SPY has never been this overbought, fucking sell it already.

how can bears even compete lmao

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People been wondering that for my whole life. Debt just keeps rising.

Margin calling all bears, Better answer.

same thing when japan tries to collect on our debt: nothing

If I owe you $5, that's on me
If I owe you $1trillion, thats on you

>they can bart even the S&P now
I'm scared

Finally in the green on QQQ

nothing

Woooooooooo
30+% yoy growth, 40+ yoy profit growth, jackpot

I hope you guys like inflation.

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Eric don't you dare short squeeze the whole fucking US equities market.

ALT

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jesus fucking christ am i glad i sold my spy spread and amd put early. rip bears.

>I hope you guys like inflation.
the USD is too strong

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GALT >>>>>>>>> ALT

Didn't you try that with Vietnam?

>he bought SQQQ
OH NO NO NO

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ooooooh yeah

i'm thinkin we're back, wdc still down 4% ;_;

F-F-FUCKING RICE FARMERS

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hehe, nice try bears

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Look at that bear trap
Jump on in bears

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

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Who here loading up on NIO?
>1500 share + calls master race reporting

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this is how US should have done it
1. No cameras/media
2. napalm all the food supplies
3. surround and starve out all the commies

commies don't deserve to live and deserve to die painful, horrible deaths

Wooot bullish bias payed off handsome!

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when you opened up a TQQQ position this very morning

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federal reserve said they're fairly close to a neutral rate, will not automatically keep hiking, that drumpf is right again

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY IM BACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BEARS

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Obvious troll but nothing since it will never happen. Japan will keep lending, so will China. Get familiar with foreign exchange reserves. China needs the US dollar. US dollar is being used as a main trading currency. The amount of debt not paid back in the last century is astonishing. You want to talk debt. We can talk about trillions sent to Europe to rebuild it after the WW2. Never repaid.

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Pro Tip: Watch

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Imperialist pig, vietnam should have invaded the US.
Which country has the gay problem?
Which country is ruled by interdementional pedo vampires?
Which country is 56% majority race?
Pathetic Americans. Cope harder, you got rekt by charlie

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AYY i pick up 500 today might double it if it dips again along with AMRN

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>interdimensional pedo vampires
i think we have ourselves a movie idea

They will keep hiking if inflation keeps on growing

So am you ready for LOSE in tripfagging challenge ?_?

what challenge?

Btw.. i'm not calling MNKD bearish or bullish.. i have strangle on it.. just saying it could be getting ready for a move..

sure, they'll do what they feel is appropriate at the time given the data, but that's still more dovish than their previous position of pre-planned hikes

why are you bullish about it user redpill me on it

>MFST
HNNNNNGNGGGGGG

Its race between
>GPRO
>LCI
>Dean's Foods
First stock to $7 is winner
The losers have to stop posting on /smg/ fir week

You are team LCI obvious

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do people put strangles on AMZN at earnings? seems like a reasonable way to make money. high volatility based on earnings

Capitalists will always prefer genocide over seeing the working class take power.

Why is he explaining business cycle to people?

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eh, the implied vol is priced into the options

Been a while since i got to bust out this gif.

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the working class are capitalists... they work for money.

Except the U.S. just let China turn into the monstrous entity it is today. Genocide is what should have happened.

He has to fill up the allotted time and pad.

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Strong leadership. Just added the LTYR acquisition yesterday was a great move IMO. This could open Sunniva up into a whole other market. Thinking PTSD treatment. Massive high tech (Dutch design) greenhouse in Cathedral City is almost complete. I could go on. Check them out, I see nothing but green ahead.

he better stfu before he talks to much and crashes it.

I would imagine so..

>this is your brain on capitalist ideology

China had nukes dumbass.

he knew that Jow Forums was listening

Bulls Win

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POWELL YOU PUSSY
fuck this fake economy and market

forgot link
imgur.com/gallery/ztxDoFy

Vietnam would unironically be a liberal democracy if not for French Colonialism continuing into the 20th century.
Don't @ me, illiterates

OOOOOOOOOH

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bear cucked into believing a recession was coming

No, NASDAQ, you're going the wrong way.

TLT just keeps dumping (like it should)
But QQQ is fighting that 167

Deans master race

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you thinking long term or you just staying for short im in the 420 canadian market but i was thinking on finding one thats base in usa plus i have 500 i can throw around

Would you rather have a recession or inflation?
'Cause what the feds did was raise up inflation.

it's all fake
what the fuck is wrong with these people
they wont even let a recession happen
this is why the midget said no crises will happen in her lifetime
fuck this shit

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Indochine was an excellent colony and everything is the German's fault.

I love seeing signs from the universe

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I just wanted SPY to fall, is that so much to ask for?

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a recession, but inflation isn't close to happening yet. can i explain why? no. but for some reason inflation isn't an immediate threat

This
>they wont even let a recession happen
The yield curve didn't invert yet

KO is recession-proof. The absolute unit of a stock. *sips* Yea, that's the good stuff.

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Awww I feel so sorry for bears
So sorry

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and when it inverts, I hold all my new capital in a high yield savings account until the crash happens then I buy buy buy

welcome to the bull market
your "sell the dip" strategy will fuck you over here

The distance people kick the can is far less than what they anticipate.

mein negger

Look at those bears. Look at them and laugh.

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This is just a temporary rally. Trump will be impeached and put in jail by Mueller by March. The democrats are going to rape the economy through undoing the corporate tax cuts, the recession is coming.

>but inflation isn't close to happening yet
Isn't inflation in the US around 3% yearly already ?

Based Oldsmobile 88 poster.

IT'S ALL FAKE AND GAY

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I'm still up +3.35% today. I might be a bear but I'll shoot Bobo in the face myself for some profit. AMD absolutely cannot rise to $22 though.

dont get too excited

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When do your AMD puts expire

North Korea was literally bombed it back to the stone age, read up on it, 2M dead. Still couldn't defeat them. You can't conquer a country when there is a guy with an automatic weapon in every single rathole.

7-Dec, I sold the actual puts earlier this morning right before the green dildo so all I have are spreads on it at the moment.

To be fair america ALMOST won korea, until a CERTAIN GENERAL decided to freak the fuck out and charge north for personal glory. What an absolute faggot.
>everything is german's fault
Stop you're pushing them to invade poland again!

Wonder what ATH is gonna look like .

g-goldnu b-b-burru

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Hopefully the next commies we kill get the impalement treatment

def long term