What’s the next ponzi?

So now that crypto is dead, what’s the next bubble to make us rich in 5 years?

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dragon dildos

not coming until 2035. Sorry bud

I was going to post this wtf

Hair Dye. During an SJW apocalypse, pink/purple specifically will be in high demand.

If you can still buy a blunt with Bitcoin it's not dead

great minds think alike

Fuck a blunt, Imma get some L

A blunt and an L are the same thing. What the hell are you Zoomers on about these days?

you'll have to wait several decades for the next one. that's just the way the market cycle is. sorry you didn't make it in 2017.

Nak. Copper mine in Alaska. Cheap af atm

Pokemon cards and other useless 90's shit.

These 25-35 year olds aren't saving for a house and aren't wifing down/having kids so they have a lot of disposable income to buy stupid shit that reminds them of when they were kids.

A first edition Charizard will be worth like $500,000 in 5 years guaranteed.

Unironically this.

Beanie babies will be valuable af in 20 yrs

He means LSD you r-tard

'some L, refers to LSD you fucking mongoloid

You sure it isn't short for Longdick, faggot?

Regardless, thanks for keeping me in the loop. Literally no one in my years of substance abuse has ever called it that. I suppose if you zoomers are scared of your parents monitoring your internet activity it makes sense to make up completely new slang.

Wait 15 years. Its not here yet.

This, but it will likely be in production a fee years prior.

teledildonics AI

Nobody I know calls it L either but you are way too mad over nothing