Alright ladz, how do I not fuck this one up?

Alright ladz, how do I not fuck this one up?

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judged by that tatoo, by buying her a drink and making sure you're wearing rubber

you already fucked up by posting her pic on Jow Forums(nlel)

Don't mention crypto

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ive truthfully started not giving a single fuck. ironically enough, my best luck comes from just being forthright and telling them-- I want to fuck you.

You don't just say it like that though. You say in a way like you're writing a novel, or trying to be clever. Like, "it would be great if you could paint for me without your clothes on and we can combine our colors to see what we get" or some wickedly ass stupid shit like that

By not having sex with that creature.

Pretty much this.