Can anyone help me out?

Can anyone help me out?
I need a little bit of gas money completely unexpectedly.
I will send you $10 in buttcoin for $5 on cashapp.
Good faith volunteers only, please.
This isn't begging, but I'm still not stoked to have to do this, and I'll spare you the details.

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I'd like to believe you're gonna help me.
I was thinkin maybe we could work out the details in email.

Not that I'm doubting you, just that your post is exactly what I'd say if I were trying to get some milk money in free crypto off some internet shlub.

This is why chainlink will be successful btw. Smartcontracts. $1000 EOY

I'll give you $10 in LINK
For a lil help.

Absolutely not pajeet

Brilliant.

OP I understand you and believe you are not a scammer, but just a good white American.

email me at [email protected] and we can discuss details. I'd love to make an exchange with you, young man

Lol.
Thanks for the laugh.

my dad works for the fbi,get ready to be arrested

I dindu nuffin!

I'm seriously just having an unfortunate evening.

Bump.

F-frens?

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No frens here. Kys

Fucking classic.

It's so fucking retarded that I can't even get a semi-novel trade set up on a fucking enthusiast hotspot like this.
So fucking retarded.
I can't just get a lil bit of money right quick.
I may as well just buy a target giftcard and get RDR2 so I can SELL that at Gamestop for the fuckall other options I have. Jfc.

chill pussy. i'll give you 5 bucks if you give me the btc first let me find my proton mail

Werd. Sounds good, my guy. Much appreciated.

[email protected]

send me an email with the info and then to prove its you post a post with that ID to this thread with the exact same text minus anything personal or whatever.

have you thought about just walking?

" Swooping a line.
Reply with your BTC wallet address.
My cashtag is $xxxxxxxxx

Much obliged, brother. "

Yep. Unfortunately I have to take my truck to move something last minute.

DONT SEND i dont have my card and dont feel like going to the freezing cold car to get it to link to this app DONT SEND THE BITCOIN bro

someone else help thi dude out

I already sent you the BTC unfortunately. :/

I really don't feel like spending $20 to get $5.

Woof. What a night.
Enjoy your BTC lol.

Nobody can possibly understand the degree to which I am seething rn.

One pajeet talking to himself, acting like two people. Second person will act like he received $5 btc, then hoping someone later will feel bad and try to do another $10 for $5 deal, and steal it

Yeah. Okay dickshit.
Whatever you say.
I'll post the fucking txid when it goes through.
I wish it was this fucking simple.

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Yep that fucking sucks

Here's the txid.
If nothing else at least you'll know I wasn't fucking around this whole time...

068de5d572069665b824e58cf28a8e049b821fce450f6e8fbf3be0dde191c7c6

OP I understand you and believe you are not a scammer, but just a good white American.
e-mail me at [email protected] and we can discuss details. I'd love to make an exchange with you, young man

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A lot less cute this time. :(

I was a non believer before I actually red the whitepaper

t. paid XRP pajeet tier shill

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Curried and brownpilled

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Fuck off.

Ill do it for $50 bitcoin. Tight now

You gonna suck my dick and drive, too?

Enjoy walking poorfag

Thanks a ton, sweetheart.

OP IS A FUCKING STREET SHITTER.

BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY!!

Sage

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wait till its copied in an eth erc20 token

I'm not a pajeet.
It's all right there.
I was just trying to do something simple and small and in the spirit of crypto.

Why haven't you posted your cashtag?

I was foolishly trying to avoid being called a beggar and a pajeet.

Turns out I'm the only one on the board today to probably have GIVEN anyone anything. Lmao.

okay, I'll do it, send me the bitcoin first

1DAwfP97kfjuiqnrAyFprf86j4ByJJidpn

Sorry buddy.

I'm done for the night.

I appreciate it though, and thanks for not calling me a street shitter.

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So, how does this crypto thing work?
Everyone itt seems disappointed.

>this thread has been up for 4 hours

Gotta love the moderation of Jow Forums.

ill send u $10 free venmo or paypal

You send people a bunch of IOU numbers basically.
Like money, but digital.
Everyone has their own hypebeast vision of what crypto means for the world, but as an outsider the things you should take away are that it is significantly more fractional than physical money, and that it is tracked via a distributed ledger where moreorless all participants track and verify what goes on.
Crypto, in some form, will likely power an automated world. Because it can be so fractional it allows for payment models that just aren't practical with current funny money.

It's okay, buddy.
I really appreciate it, but I only have cashapp and don't feel like doxing myself with my paypal info.
I'll probably just figure something else out tomorrow.