I groped a woman on the skytrain before getting off. I had never felt a breast in my entire life and I saw this really fat chubby just standing there so before the doors opened I pushed and squeezed into her breast. It felt amazing. I then ran as fast and as far away as I could. Good thing it was at one of the more secluded skytrain stops so there weren't any transit police there to stop me. I was wearing sunglasses and a hoodie so there's no way anyone will ever know that I did it. I made sure to not touch any hand rails or anything else when I was running away. I've already driven out to the river and tossed the clothes that I was wearing into a garbage bag and thrown it down stream. I really fucking loved the feeling of the breast and I am hoping one day I can lose my virginity. I'm very nervous around women so I will probably remain a Virgin for some time now. The overall rush of running away was much more exciting than the touching of the tit. Whats the most exciting thing you guys have ever done biz?
I met Sergey once (no larp) at a talk on emerging blockchain technology back in 2013. He sat at the back with his feet on the seats. The speaker was very polite, and there were a few people trying to listen but Sergey was talking loudly into a headset and microphone the whole time, he was shouting things like "Do you know who I am, I am going to have you fired, it's spelled N A Z A R O V, that's a VEE for Victory not a EN for END OF YOUR CAREER". Someone asked him to keep it down and he just sighed and said "I am rewriting the rules of financial markets, you wouldn't ask Michaelangelo to stop painting the Pristine Chapel roof?" (I know, but yes he said pristine). Then his phone started ringing while he was "talking" and he turned red and ran out of there really quick. I never saw him again until Jow Forums picked up on LINK
Thomas Nelson
and kek
Ryan Lewis
kek. I just buy high risk shitcoins for excitement when I’m bored.
