Zoomers

protip: coconut water makes you produce more cum, and thus more spiritual sexual dragon energy to shoot laser from your eyes combined with nofap and intermittent fasting

drinking coconut water is redpilled

Ask him how many vape hits he takes a day

Questions to judge a Sooner for manual labor:
1. How many hours a week do you play or watch Fortnite? If he says zero he's a liar, but liars can make good workers. Less than 10, hire. 10-20, hire if desperate. More than 20, he won't always show up to work because too tired from late nights.

2. How many days a week do you go to the gym? Zero means he is honest. Any other number is sign of liar.

3. Who's your favorite streamer on Twitch? Afterwards check if his streamer promotes hard work or if the streamer is lazy and fat. The Zoomer will try to emulate his Twitch role model.

"You're standing on the surface of the Earth. You walk one mile south, one mile west and one mile north. You end up exactly where you started. Where are you?"

He’s already working a job sorting trash at the dump 40 hours a week.

Taha, I was born in 2000 and I just turned 18 a week ago.

You freaks are sooooo old.

Ah yes, le north pole interview question meme.

>You freaks are sooooo old.
Yep, youth was a good time. *Sip*

Whoever came up with these names is fucking retarded. "Boomer"? Really? How is that at all sensical when the post ww2 generation is known as "baby boomers". It becomes entirely counter intuitive to refer to two different, but relatively close in age generations, as both "boomers".

You're all fucking retarded.

Shut up, old man

>t. pissed-off Doomer

This. Coconut water is actually mostly cell nuclei, so you're pretty much drinking plant DNA, which is extremely nutritious and high-energy. After all, this supply is supposed to keep the coconut alive for years as it floats in the sea before coming ashore.

Ask him if he plays fortnite and likes 6ix9.If he says yes to either tell him to fuck off.

>I'm never gonna get old lol

Then hire him already, interview questions are a waste of time. Use the interview to show him around and let him know what he will need to do.

Most people here are actually millennials, but detest typical millennial values and lifestyles. Most actually would settle for quiet, comfy, conservative and simple life in the suburbs. And guess what other generation mostly lines up with those values? Bingo.

Zoomers drink coconut water? Why are so many of them fat?

>conservative life
>boomers

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>Most actually would settle for quiet, comfy, conservative and simple life in the suburbs.
The suburbs aren't quiet or conservative anymore. Gentrification has pushed blacks and hispanics into suburban areas. Think Ferguson or Camden
theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/10/trump-african-american-inner-city/503744/

>1/3rd of Gen Z is LGBT
>conservative

>20 year old zoomer
>most likely born in 1998
>according to meme provided, he should be a boomer

Can confirm suburbs are fucked. I feel the crime rate in America is just increasing in general. Maybe it's just my area, idk. Plenty of heroin needles laying about my supposedly conservative white suburb.

Just hire the guy. If he makes it great, if not whatever, most of the time labourers don't need to be fired if it's not working out, they just quit. I was a foreman for a bit at a landscaping/bricklaying company when I was younger, and all I found was that resumes just tell you how good someone is at bullshitting and exaggerating and really tells you nothing about how good they'll be at all.

I could learn more about someone in an hour of seeing them work than an hour long interview after reading their resume. Also, labour jobs are supposed to be entry level, if someone has tons of past industrial experience beyond labour work it's almost a red flag unless they're just looking for a fresh start at a position they can prove themselves at with advancement in the company being the end game.

Boomers are the reason we have all the degeneracy in the west you boomer nigger

>implying boomers aren't way more conservative than milenialls for the most part

It's a meme you dip.

ask him what kind of beer he likes, if he says some kind of IPA hes a faggot. ask him about rap music, if all he knows is faggot 9 or what ever his name is just fire him

Op here. Just met him, seems good enough to give a chance. Hard to find a white worker these days.

He had this sticker on his car. Can one of you zoomers redpill me on this?

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Major strike against him for supporting parody/copyright infringement.

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>you dip

that takes me back. thanks, bud.

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Hah! he’s a degenerate con man/drug user. You’re based for hiring him

wow fellow 4channeler calm down

>a bunch of thots (probably mostly from CA and brown to boot) are "bisexual" and therefore identify as "lgbt"
maximum overcope

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Ask him what his favorite juul flavor is.

#mint pod gang

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are traps gay?

>manual labor job
>interview
be glad someone actually willing to do manual labor you faggot

It’s wasn’t an interview it was just to meet him and get a feel for him. Pretty sure he’s a hardcore gamer based on his social interaction. Hopefully he’s alt right or natsoc.