>stop masturbation for 2 weeks as I was becoming extremely tired >forgot about porn and was starting to enjoy life >had to go to dentist appointment yesterday >cute asian hygienist begins cleaning my teeth >she's wearing some perfume >never had sex before and still a Virgin at the age of 29 >begin to realize I've screwed up as I haven't masturbated in forever >she begins brushing my arms and I begin getting a boner >she leans in to get av better angle and I feel the side of her breast touch my shoulder >first time I've ever felt a breast >I begin to lose it and squirm in the chair which causes a lot of pain >she puts her hand on my chest and apologizes I cum in my pants >realize what the fuck I just did wearing sweat pants and the stain begins to appear >I panic and tell her im cold can she pass me my hoodie >put it over my legs so she can't see my cum pants >thankfully she didn't notice >tells me im done for the day a while later and I thank her with the freezing still in my mouth >still holding the hoodie in my waist I tell her I forgot my credit card at home and can't pay until next visit >quickly run out of the room before she can notice anything >skip paying at the front desk and run to my car and quickly drive home with sticky legs
Guys I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never touched a woman before. That whole experience changed my life. I didn't know woman had that kind of power over me. Please guys you have to help me. I really don't want to begin masturbating on a regular basis as I was beginning to feel born again with youth and energy. How can I not masturbated and still prevent myselft from cumming in my pants when a woman touches me? please I really need some advice here.
Hahaha holy shit. I fucking told you nofap faggots this would happen.
Not making just makes you pathetic and allows a woman to dominate your mind if she wants. You literally came because a woman brushed against you for christ sake.
If you had just jacked off before going to the dentist none of that would have happened. The breast brush would have been nice feeling, you might have gotten a semi from it even, but premature ejaculation instantly. That is fucking pathetic.
How do you fags ever expect to have sex? Masturbation is important and you should be wanking at least every 2-3 days you faggots. You are low testosterone retards trying to cheat by not wanking so you can experience what it's like to be high test for a while, feeling all that energy and youthfulness that high test people have all the time regardless of weather we fap or not. You want what we have, but you are putting yourself in a position where you will just random cum if a woman bumps into you to get there.
Christ nofap is pathetic.
Charles Rogers
>at least every 2-3 days you faggots Are you sure that's enough? Better do it 2-3 times a day just to make sure
Samuel Russell
Reminds me of the time I did nofap for a while and went to go do some pullups.
Somehow the strain and pressure of my groin tensing made be cum.
Good thing I was at my home gym that day.
Tyler Diaz
I personally try for once a day if I have time. But you need to be cumming a minimum of once every few days to stay healthy. You risk prostate cancer if you go too long without cumming.
Juan Price
Because we can relate and there's nothing we or you can do
Noah Roberts
what about all these graphs i saw of monks (who i presume don't fap) living the longest of all males? doesn't their mindset (of which not fapping is a part) lead to a long and happy live?
Carson Cruz
They jack off and just don't admit it.
Benjamin Rogers
you stupid fucks actually want relationshit on this board. great. my board list reset because of 4channel domain. time to take off the list again.
threads like this is literally maximum shitposting. worse than any shill pump thread.
you retards chose your fate.
Blake Morales
> bonner > sweat pants > she didn't notice
Jesus how small is your dick user
Benjamin Edwards
They also eat healthy and live up jn the mountains and far away from other people so the air is better
Ian Perry
That's a coregasm. Shit's so cash.
Joseph Hill
He's a low test faggot beta doing no fap. There is no way he has anything larger than a micropenis.
What type of faggot male would want to become a monk anyways?
Imagine being a monk or a priest and having to deal with nuns and knowing that the nuns are nude under their clothing?
Who the hell would want to give up this? You have one fucking life, and people want to reject this just to sit and meditate. The more I learn about how other people on this planet think, the more fucked up I realize how everyone else is. How do other people end up falling for collectivism when the mindset and goal of most males on this planet is the most retarded beta shit imaginable. I think 99% of most males are beta faggots and you are all pathetic.
>The more I learn about how other people on this planet think, the more fucked up I realize how everyone else is You should've realized how more ignorant you are.
Caleb Green
It is just so rare that I read another anons post, or a book, or someones lifestyle philosophy and think "this is based and redpilled I like this man."
No, so often people life cringe and bluepilled lives. Why are so many males naturally cringe and bluepilled losers? I don't want to be friends with people who are cringe and bluepilled in their lifegoals. How do I meet other people who are based and redpilled? I want to meet another guy and want to be friends with him and hang around him, I'm not even gay. Just want a bro I can share experiences with who will understand. But almost every fucking faggot I meet is a cringe and bluepilled loser who I want nothing to do with.
Get over yourself and make interesting things happen. You sound like a roastie expecting everyone to fit your schema. You want based and redpilled? Go do cool shit that you like in front of other people until you meet or inspire someone who is tolerable to be around, and then cram your inevitable whiny misgivings. You are completely responsible for the environment that you experience.
Jace James
kek that hoes like 36
Ian Thomas
Who said anything about the ugly ghost you’re posting, faggot?
We know about those sites you’ve been visiting in Tor. I’m not going to warn you again.
Juan Reed
So a normal woman then?
Lincoln Gomez
Yeah I know what you're saying, but I live in a tiny as fuck country town on a farm. Only chance I get to do that is my yearly holidays. There are just no faggots around to meet.
Most of the times I've met actual people that I think are based and redpilled and I like being around it's meeting foreigners overseas and I know them for only a few weeks. Sucks.
Too many people let the afterlife belief cuck them out of their one life. Or their goals and desires in life are just far too standard and generic.
I don't even have tor installed kek. Dunno what you are trying to pull here.
look make, your favourite board hasn't been deleted, hiro jsut split it off, you can head over to and get some advice from the lady experts.
Dylan Stewart
But I want to be a virgin and have money too, fren.
Life is all about having a god-tier body, tons of $$$, and success, but avoiding the sex, dating, relationship,?family part.
Elijah Miller
>OP Failed No Nut November, on the last day...But it wasn't his fault
Connor Richardson
You will die alone and unloved.
Easton Ross
I got in 10 solid days and couldn’t take it any longer; pulled up a steamy ffm POV film and edged for 4 hours before spraying a huge rope on my carpet that wasn’t cleaned good enough. There are parts that are all stiff now in some spots.
Eli Gray
>Life is all about having a god-tier body, tons of $$$, and success, but avoiding the sex
This is the cringe and blue pilled shit I am talking about that makes me want to avoid all you plebs. Why the fuck would you avoid sex? Why would not at least fuck escorts if you want to avoid dating and relationships.
Celibacy obsessionists are the most cringe of all the blue pilled fags out there. Unironically taking that character from Dr Strangelove and making his "muh fluids" argument into a real lifestyle.
>29 years old >sweatpants >hoodie >never had female encounter
yep sounds about right. honestly what you expect you fucking bum? stop dressing like an autistic 12 year old retard
Owen Gomez
And you think this is a bad thing?
I was born to to alone and unloved, fren, molded by it. You merely adopted the feels.
Jaxson Ortiz
I’m not mad or advocating celibacy, stop projecting fren. Just doing what works for me. If you’re too autistic or cringy to interact with women, it’s better to focus on other pursuits instead of embarrassing yourself and failing. Go be a morning somewhere else if the chins aerent doing it for you, bish.
Parker Morales
Get your act together user. Drain the rod once a day for a week. Pop some cialis and visit a premium hooker. Dick will be throbbing and ready for a brutal pounding. Confedence level up. Proceed to tinderbraps, same formula.
That's why I ask why don't you get a fucking escort. You barely have to interact with an escort other than telling her what you want to do.
I believe male celibacy and virginity is a fucking plague and it's a dangerous bad thing that contributes to unhealthy mental states, mindsets and views in the population. Male virgins can never be trusted. Fucking fix yourself virgin faggot.
You're pretty alright bro but desu it's pretty beta of you to fall for all these larpfags might want to see a doctor to check your hormone levels and stop consuming so much soi
Isaac Miller
I’m more worried about the collection you’ve amassed of swamp donkeys concealing their birth canals.
William Peterson
I'm just bored and want to post bottomless bitches to be honest. Fuck the Janny. Plus I didn't want to clog up the board with a shit thread complaining about the plebs so thought may as well just vent it in this shit thread made by the exact people I dislike.
>these words to describe fertile young women and their sex parts
Never gonna make it. What you are doing is literally cope. You are trying to subconsciously turn yourself off women and their genitals by referring to them with nasty terms. I've seen Jow Forums virgins do it before and you are falling for the same tricks.
Your replies are absolutely unbearable to read >muh cringe and bluepilled >anyone that doesnt agree with me is beta and... >muh cringe and bluepilled No fucking way nobody wants to be around you Fucking huge gigantic shocker there Truly unbelievable when you think about it
You'll discover one day how skewed your thinking is... and you'll regret it
Josiah Wilson
Be gentle with the biy, he thinks we care about what he has to say..
I'm Anglo though BTW. But more on what this fag said.
I don't have a problem with finding people to be around. People want to stick around me all the time. It's that I don't want to hang around others. I have to find ways to get away from people because I'd rather be alone than with fucking plebs.
>I didn't know woman had that kind of power over me.
I don't know man, that copy pasta made me want to try nofap desu. Sounds kinda nice just randomly cumming in my pants. I've tried it for like 2-3 weeks sometimes but I usually just end up automatically cumming in my pants at night lol(the dreams at that point are better than porn lol). How can people even hold their cum in for a like a month lol? I don't get it.
Jaxon Ross
source
Austin Gray
People like me, fren. You’re a bad person.
Adrian Long
>Good person >Bad person
Cringe. How do I get away from people who keep making me cringe?
I had this actual issue happen to me not long ago.
Asian dentist lady (actual dentist, the usual guy was busy) and she did this weird thing where she like, ran her hand around the skin underneath my chin, basically on my neck. I have no idea why she did this, but it's stuck with me since then, it felt amazingly, ASMRish.
