Fucked up thread

Well anons, I need 2200 dollars cad by this Sunday or my vehicle is gone and I'll be kicked out of my apartment.
I'm boarderline considering robbing an ATM or some shit.
Wtf am I supposed to do. Come on bizlets where do I turn.

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Borrow from somebody
Bank friends parents.. job

Kneepads

take out a payday loan
take cash advance from a credit card
personal loan at a bank
sell all your stuff on craigslist/whatever Canadians use


sure they all screw you over, but it's still marginally better than being kicked out on the street

If that were a possibility I would user.
Family and I aren't close at all.
They gave everybody else in the family high salary jobs just cause they are senpai. Myself on the other hand was given 14 bucks an hour in construction as a skilled worker and they would have me cleaning up sites not using my skills that I went to school for and worked several years at solo. They are out of my life.
I have no friends with money just business men and I don't want to look weak to potential clients by asking them for money.

Bro that's like 4200 dicks in my mouth, there's not even that many men around here that need servicing.

Welcome to nepotism.

Ps: your ancestors killed for liberty.

take the hit, move back in with your parents.

>take the hit
this, kek

Nah, its nothing.

I have to do R$6.500,00 until next week if not my childhood friend that is like a brother will die/get killed.

Already did R$3.500,00, it I dont pay he will end up in serious problem.

You will find your way, OP.

Use us maritime law and your birth certificate and take washington D.C. to court and sue gor the millions they owe you. Say you will pay your debts as soon as the us pays theirs. Let me know how it goes

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I'm of European decent in Canada. My ancestors had nothing to do with one of the largest genocides in history (killing the natives in Canada )
Lel not an option amigo. Aside from them being 4 hours away we do not get along.
Thanks for the words fake favelon?
Would love to but I'm in maple chip land

>Ask for money in the street.
>When u reach 25$ bucks, buy a Santa Claus robe.
>Go near to a shopping mall or any other place that have a lot of people and start to beg for money
>Write down some xmas shit in a cardboard
>People will feel emotional and will help u

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Busking dosent work around here amigo. Let alone doing it on private property it's considered illegal and I'd be charged in no time.
Can't even do it on public street

>he thinks the Indians getting whooped is a bad thing

Yeah, White guilt fags like you deserve worse. Enjoy being broke fag, hope you suck off some queer with aids

Make a gofund me account or a patreon with payment options in exchange for sharpie in pooper pics.

I didn't say it was a bad thing bro, when Brits came to Canada before North America was colonized the Indians where raped. Even more deaths and brutal then the holocaust.
Now as a Canadian our government pays these retarted alcoholics money to say we're sorry? If it were up to me they would have zero benefits and most of them would be in jail.

Odd how you can find that in what I said considering I was stating I was of European descent.
Also buzzwords that you burgers use like freedome and liberty are worn out.
You live in a country that has more regulation then china hahaha.
You know I can go dayyyys without seeing niggers, chinks and wetbacks?
How many niggers did you have to smell in the run of a day faggot? How many of them do you see fucking your stacys? Hahahah you make me laugh with your narrow minded beliefs.

Biz lacks resourcefulness and is just full of racists that are forced to co exist with the kind of people they hate. God bless America hey

Get them tits out

I'll show boobs for money of course I would.

Buy a burner phone. Call prostitutes. Rob them.

aaand the favelanigger is begging again with a new sob story

get the knee pads out OP, youve got some work to do

I hope you freeze to death in a snow bank

That's what pimps are for dummy. The hoes don't carry around what they earned.
Not a bad idea though.

Or you know
Prostitute yourself
If you're ugly, just advertise that you can take punishment

Banks lend to anyone. I got a $10k loan instantly approved. Surely you can take a personal loan for $2500, right?

50% of men will call you twice, 25% of them three times, 12.5% will call you four times. And that's if you're shit. Put the effort in and you don't need that many men at all

t. you're mum

what are you all about mate? cant you do carding or haxxoring or some shyte?

Reported bro
Go get a job lazy faggot cock sucker

Kneepads