How can I become better at mansplaining?

I love to talk down to women and see how they get more and more frustrated and angry until the valve just popps off. What's your best tricks?

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Speak slowly, clearly and unemotionally. Works every time.

Nice, I'll do that next time

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Repeat focus words.

My wife really detests when I ask the question "you didn't know that?" after she asks me something and I explain it to her. Try that out.

kek

Sometimes i do that conscienceless and girls get mad at me, me behing stupid i never know why ahah

Thanks for the enlightenment.

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"Make it up" by giving them a bowl of the most fattening sweets every single day

>unemotionally

This is key. They get so mad that you can control your emotions with ease.

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Start squeezing their boobs/asscheecks while explaining. It works 99/100. Unfortunately 1/100 she will start grabbing ur cock or sthing

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Begin with a condescending loo and use a tone that you would when explaining something to a child. Also you should explain really basic concepts that they certainly know, or should know. And keep explaining it even if they protest

This also works on hot gay men too if you're trying to get it in. They love when you treat them like shit. It turns them on.

Isn't this how things should be explained? Without assumptions about the knowledge of the listener?

Those roasties hate it when you listen to their rambling tirade, summarise in a sentence the one or two points they made, then refute them efficiently. Then leave them to get angry and emotional for another three minutes, rinse and repeat

Yes. but here is where the woman *logic* start making asumptions like if you were doing her mansplaning, therefore youre doing it.

Women are simply 'Taller Children' and should be treated as such.

can confirm

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Bump for a good thread

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>lol shut up incel cuck basedboy virgin pajeet jew

Holy fuck. Very much a relief that no woman will ever fuck you so you'll never reproduce.

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I'm apparently really good at this but not sure why. I think it's because every time I make a joke around women I always feel I have to explain why it was funny right afterward. They don't like that. I do.

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Hahahahahahaha this

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