I'm going to go lose my virginity to a prostitute this weekend. I am really nervous and I don't know what to expect...

I'm going to go lose my virginity to a prostitute this weekend. I am really nervous and I don't know what to expect. Can some of you guys here tell me what I should be doing to prepare myself? I was thinking about taking a wireless speaker so we could listen to some music. I'm trying to create the playlists now and am having troubles coming up with some song selections that she will enjoy. Do I bring my own condoms? I've never bought a condom so I'm really all new to this. Please can you guys tell me what I should be doing? The appointment is set for Saturday and I'm getting really nervous. What should I do?

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Put on the condom and stick it inside of her. Easy.

leave this board please

just remember when u put your pee pee in her its like bags of sand

If you only had sex with condoms on you are still a virgin. Raw sex > masturbatio > condom sex. You are paying money just to fuck a piece of rubber

It's a prostitute who cares. Personally I don't like having music on and I hate when the lights are off

How big is her penis?

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If she's decent, she has her own condoms. You don't need music either. You got this user

Stop shitting up this board. Take this to some more degenerate board like /b/

How do you fuck up banging a whore? Playlists? You're not there to entertain her, you fucking sperg. You're there to put your penis in her vagina, and move it in and out until you spew.

This isn't a date, faggot.

Kiss her lips and tell the lady you love her after tossing her salad, it's standard procedure in situations like this

use this as your playlist
youtube.com/watch?v=fnu4GNwSOpA

you are not going to enjoy it, seriously.. been there. This may sound like some faggot shit to you teenage brainlets but the sex is actually good only if you love the woman. At this point you are better off just jerking off.

I basically lost my virginity at age 26 then.
Unless you count blowjobs.
Tbh I don't see much difference when rawdogging, 100% srs, not sure why

It won't be good because he doesn't know how to fuck, he'll just spasm like the retard he is once he sticks it in, if she puts up with his autism long enough for that to happen.

And get the fuck out of here with your "love" bullshit, faggot.

It's probably too late, but you should nofap and noporn until you meet up. Heavy porn habits cause temporary ED.

stop thinking with your dick.
jack off before making a big decision like that, and i guarantee you, you're going to be turned off by the whole idea

This is why you should raw dogg the hooker OP. Roll the dice. Yolo

No thanks, I don't want herpes.

Yes, and your cumshots become way more impressive after just 3 days of nofap

How do you get a hookers bussy wet.. am I supposed to touch her or something? Can hookers get turned on on demand? What's the procedure here. Pic related is the closest I've been to being with a woman

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Doesn't matter. Just use lube, she's not there to enjoy herself

>Open door
>Girl goes in first
>Smack and grab ass
>Throw girl on bed
>procced to remove clothes
Penis up by now? Y/N
Y follow instincts.
N walk to your nearest gay bar

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just tell her you're really nervous, she's not your dream girl you need to impress, she's a prostitute that probably knows what to do to get you relaxed.

Not if you get off on degrading women who sell their bodies. It's honestly a fetish of mine.

I have ED.
I would not be able to get hard long enough :(