How to make money off it

lazy stoner, neet, no interesst in anything, socially awkward, broke and a fuck up with no talents is looking for a job.

I know those arent the best skills i Bring to the table but Im really good at these things- it would be a pitty to let my talents go to waste without trying to monetize them.

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host schoamoi probiert dein eigenen schnops zu brenan?

i schuld da versicherung immer nu a göd weü ma beim letzten moi die hittn dabei obrennt is

geh afoch ams oder moch miliz bam bundesheer und geh auf einsatz griagst 2950 netto fias nix duan

ams hod mie gsperrt weü i nie higeh wenns ma a hoken adrahn woin
und vorbestroft bin i a deswegen wü mi des heer ned

Make Youtube videos about how you fucked your life.

grow weed or get good at an extreme sport

stop smoking weed and uninstall Jow Forums

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Anton in der Melie Bar ist immer ein Platz als Türsteher frei

töte Flüchtlinge und rette dein Land, das du niggerst

youre a fucking useless loser. either change or an hero and try harder next life. make sure to let your parents know they are failures cause you turned out so shit.

I said im lazy

desn is des anzige des an sinn macht warum soi des adrahn?

>quit weed
>quit alcohol/gambling/other drugs
>wake up every morning at 8 am
>work on projects every day
>keep your workspace clean

or put yourself in a situation that you're with your back against the wall and need to get out

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Are you really good at playing vidya?

na

dude what book is that can't find anything on google about it

Des würd mi a interessiern ned weil is brauch i hob a gute schui a eigne firma a schänebfrau ein paar kinder grosses haus oba am liearbst tät i den gozn tog nuado sitzn und kiffn. Op hülf ma wenn du checks wie ma so a göd vediena konn

33 strategies of war robert greene chapter 4

wtf how many Austria Fags are ITT bitte

ITT
RIP german language

jo
do san scho a boa huankinda dabei

any ideas for this? what situations would be acceptable for this purpose and how to place oneself in one?