Can I take your order?

>Can I take your order?
Yea, let me get UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
let me get AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
let me get UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yeah let me get UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK NIGGERS

*tires screeching against asphalt speeding away from drive-thru*

Welcome to starcucks, how are you today?
>CAN I HAVE A COFFEE
would that be hot or cold?
>UHMMMMMM... H-hot?
Ok, what size would you like?
>LARGE
Venti?
>IS THAT THE LARGE?
Yes ma'am.
>OK ILL HAVE A LARGE
will that complete your order?
>Y-YEAH
ok that'll be 27.---
>OH HOLD ON YOU KNOW WHAT! WHATS THE NEW MOCHA WITH WHITE FOAM DOUBLE SHOTTED UPSIDE DOWN IN YOUR MENU?!
>(line has now grown to 27 cars)
uhm...

(7 minutes later)

>YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK ILL JUST HAVE THAT COFFEE

SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR AGAIN

thank god i never worked customer service

I work at restaurant. People call in for take away at most bussiest hours. Literally dont know what they want. Literally starts going over the menu and asking if this and that is good or whats in this or how much is that with that.

>buddy's getting 70k to taste tea
>I'll be lucky if I ever make more than 35K my entire life
I see why people get addicted to gambling now.

Welcome to good burger home of the good burger may I take your order?
.....
I'll take a litre'o cola

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda

this is the future you chose,
you serve those greater than you

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d-delete this

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>Moshi moshi Mcdonaldo desu
>Can, I take your order?
>Let me get a uuhhhhhh....

literally giggled. so fucking glad I don't work fast food.

mmmmm just going to sleep in and smoke FAT rips

>Work in electronics store.
>Hi, I'm looking for something to clean my computer.
Sure, as in dust or viruses?
>Dust.
Okay, we sell cleaning kits here that can help you with that, they are in aisle 5.
>Thanks.
>Customer comes back to my department, but asks someone else for help, ends up back in my aisle.
Hello, did you find what you were looking for? I can assist you if you have any questions about our produc-
>I don't want your help.
>Oh, okay, there are many associates at the main kiosk if you need-
>Stop. You don't know what you're talking about and you really shouldn't be working here. All you've done is stand here sounding all smart but you don't really know anything.
I apologize. (I relocate and tsr another aisle)

A coworker comes to me and asks:
>Dude, why was that lady yelling at you?
She came in looking for something to clean her computer, but I guess she didn't find what she was looking for!

>I sent her to the compressed air/detail cleaning supplies for computer parts.
>What she needed was "electronic wipes" for her monitor.

She was right, though, I shouldn't be working there.

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>Work Starcucks drive-through
>Woman pulls up
>Says she wants to do a custom order coffee.
>"Hi, I'd like to order a single shot Espresso...b-but can I get that with vanilla syrup, Caramel Sauce, cream, and nonfat milk please?"
>mfw this is literally the same thing as a Caramel Macchiato.
>mfw she's trying to create a custom beverage because she knows it's cheaper than ordering a Caramel Macchiato and thinks i'm too fucking dumb to tell the difference.
>Charge her for a Caramel Macchiato
>Bitch goes into a hissy fit. Starts arguing that it wasn't what she ordered and I overcharged her.
>Manager notices the commotion and I explain to him what's going on.
>Manager is a lazy stoner fuck so tells me to just charge her for the custom order because he doesn't feel like dealing with it.
So glad I quit this fucking shithole and finished my degree.

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People do this at my restaurant all the time. Eventually I changed many item prices in a way that when they do this crap, the amount becomes the same as you would if you just ordered the normal dish.

Suddenly people stopped ordering special stuff to get cheaper price.

Goddam, that's sly. I bet it felt good walking out of that place for the last time.

That's your own dumb pricing. If the customer can make a custom order cheaper than the set menu why they fuck should they not? Dumb fucks.

All starbucks has to do is charge extra for syrups and milk for every order, but it's impractical despite resolving problem customers that need to abuse the system.

floor's sticcy uh

It's starbucks fault for having such retarded size names to be honest.

>FUCK NIGGERS
Imagine having to take orders from former slaves

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Honestly i do this all the time

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

Wait wait wait halt the server
You mutts have drive-throughs for fucking coffee???
So you're too fat to push a button at home let alone step out of the car?
That's it.
Kim, push the fucking button already

HOW MAY I FURTHER DEGRADE MYSWLF SIR?