*ahem*
*ahem*
Juan Murphy
Lucas Cox
EHM EHM.
Michael Fisher
*joyous noise of the crowd begins to quieten*
Justin Peterson
*man coughing in background, trying to suppress the sound but failing badly*
Luke Jackson
"FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, SPICS AND NIGGERS."
Tyler Davis
audience, shut up, wait for OP to make his damn speech
Jonathan Davis
Yes, friend?
Connor Allen
*audience braces waiting earnestly for speech*
Easton Stewart
do.... go on
Juan Garcia
Yes fren, we are all listening. Tell us what's on your mind.
Parker Martin
Dude just tell us!!
Angel Jenkins
Joseph Nelson
*baby begins to cry at the back of the room*
Luis Ross
Dylan Reyes
Go on...
Jack Cox
saved and rarepilled
Nicholas Lewis
Oh my what WILL he say
Bentley James
Grayson Peterson
Yes..?
Jayden Myers
OP WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO DONT LEAVE US HERE WITHOUT SPEECH
Jackson Cox
>*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Good evening! Thank you all for coming out to my thread tonight. Your collective presence has made this little soiree of mine quite special. Now, as to the reason for why I've gathered you all here. I would like to propose a toast…to the Janitor!
>*murmurs of confusion travel like an ocean wave through the crowd of anons gathered around me*
Yes, the Janitor! There is nobody on this board I feel is more deserving of a few words of appreciation than my dear old Janny. He works tirelessly every day and every night, spending every waking second of his life on this site. He deletes posts fit for no user's viewing and removes the rapscallions responsible. He doesn't even ask for monetary compensation despite working all day, but does it simply because he wants Jow Forums to be the best possible version of itself it can be.
And who gets to enjoy the fruits of dear Janny's hard labor? We all do, of course! Without sweet old Janny, Jow Forums would be inundated with off-topic shitposts about politics and alcoholic circlejerking and other unbecoming topics that have no place on a finance imageboard for gentlemen. So here is a sincere declaration of thankfulness…to the Janitor.
>*raises glass of finely aged pinot grigio in the air for a few moments before bringing it down to my lips*
But seriously folks, fuck niggers.
Jackson Martin
*thinks smugly about his million dollar business while patiently waiting for the speech that is about to commence*
Camden Lopez
>that ID
thats no OP :(