Jow Forums I have 0.009 BTC and I want a Raspberry Pi and an Apple Pencil for Christmas. How do I turn 0.009 BTC in 200$+?
Jow Forums I have 0.009 BTC and I want a Raspberry Pi and an Apple Pencil for Christmas. How do I turn 0...
buy kneepads
I'm serious user.
So is he. He was kind enough to share one of Jow Forums's oldest and most time honored ways of generating wealth.
ANONS! PLEASE I WANT THEM!
Always to the opposite of what biz is telling you to do.
Hmmmmm....
Suck, dick for cash... hmmm... so I have toooo... hmmm.
BINGO!
Let OTHERS SUCK my dick for cash!
Come on bizzy, help a brotha out, I'm alone this christmas.
>Buying incredibly overpriced exploding Apple garbage instead of a patrician tier Lenovo goods
Never going to make it.
I received an iPad as a gift. I want the Pen so I can draw on it.
Stare at altcoin charts until you see a breakout. In, out, repeat. That is all I can say.
Hah! I just threw 3 of my raspis in the trash because I was bored of them
This hurts me, can I have them?
Same here. I threw a banana pi and 2x raspberry3 in the trash yesterday.
>buy kneepads with BTC
>use kneepads and suck 200 dicks for a dollar each
>have 200 dollars
>???
>buy your gay shit
gamble it on fortunejack or some other crypto gambling site
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
I will try that bitmax gambling site.
Try deribit instead
www.deribit.com/
reg-2828.9069
Lower fees, options trading.
>referral link
GOO AWAY! You're trying to make me lose all my moniz.
? It lowers your fees idiot.
Dont use the ref if you dont want... But use the exchange instead of niggertier shit.
Just ask Santa for one, user
Everytime I ask Santa for something, I get picture related.
Sell it. Or just use it to heat your home and save money on your gas/electric bill
>Raspberry Pi
why?
They're cool and I always wished to have a nimi VM @ home. I also have some bots I want to run on them.
What coins should I buy? Should I listen to that willy whale and wait until 7?
Ok, user. You don't want to to have nice things. I will try to find a shitcoin that will 5x until xmas.
>raspberry pi
>apple pencil
>bots
like what? can i have my own bots too?
By taking a job, you lazy piece of shit.