Jow Forums I have 0.009 BTC and I want a Raspberry Pi and an Apple Pencil for Christmas. How do I turn 0...

Jow Forums I have 0.009 BTC and I want a Raspberry Pi and an Apple Pencil for Christmas. How do I turn 0.009 BTC in 200$+?

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buy kneepads

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I'm serious user.

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So is he. He was kind enough to share one of Jow Forums's oldest and most time honored ways of generating wealth.

ANONS! PLEASE I WANT THEM!

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Always to the opposite of what biz is telling you to do.
Hmmmmm....
Suck, dick for cash... hmmm... so I have toooo... hmmm.
BINGO!
Let OTHERS SUCK my dick for cash!

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Come on bizzy, help a brotha out, I'm alone this christmas.

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>Buying incredibly overpriced exploding Apple garbage instead of a patrician tier Lenovo goods

Never going to make it.

I received an iPad as a gift. I want the Pen so I can draw on it.

Stare at altcoin charts until you see a breakout. In, out, repeat. That is all I can say.

Hah! I just threw 3 of my raspis in the trash because I was bored of them

This hurts me, can I have them?

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Same here. I threw a banana pi and 2x raspberry3 in the trash yesterday.

>buy kneepads with BTC
>use kneepads and suck 200 dicks for a dollar each
>have 200 dollars
>???
>buy your gay shit

gamble it on fortunejack or some other crypto gambling site

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

I will try that bitmax gambling site.

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Try deribit instead

www.deribit.com/
reg-2828.9069

Lower fees, options trading.

>referral link
GOO AWAY! You're trying to make me lose all my moniz.

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? It lowers your fees idiot.

Dont use the ref if you dont want... But use the exchange instead of niggertier shit.

Just ask Santa for one, user

Everytime I ask Santa for something, I get picture related.

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Sell it. Or just use it to heat your home and save money on your gas/electric bill

>Raspberry Pi
why?

They're cool and I always wished to have a nimi VM @ home. I also have some bots I want to run on them.

What coins should I buy? Should I listen to that willy whale and wait until 7?

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Ok, user. You don't want to to have nice things. I will try to find a shitcoin that will 5x until xmas.

>raspberry pi
>apple pencil

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>bots
like what? can i have my own bots too?

By taking a job, you lazy piece of shit.