Am I missing out by not going? I want to bareback barely legal cunt :(
Is this what college is like?
Some, but definitely not all. Check out the party scene prior to deciding which college to attend if you decide to go. Some are super fucking boring and full of ppl who think a party is a 12 pack and a couple friends.
If you are the kind of guy the look for, you wouldn’t give these skeezers the time of day. Nothing is more annoying than these types.
Yes but most sluts aren't as obvious. Still I would raw dogg that one on the left
Just go to a bar a pick up a chick loser
Based
>No condoms
Enjoy your menagerie of STDs
Shimmy-shimmy ya shimmy yo shimmy yay
No. Its a lie. Only chad is invited to these parties. Sorry bro.
>Is this what college is like?
No. College is for learning.
>Am I missing out by not going?
You get to talk to smart people, and MAYBE learn some life things.