>buy house in ghetto thinking its good value / investment >neighbors are old retired boomers >how bad could it be >before moving in neighbor sells house to giant family >they cut down all their trees and pave their entire yard >there is now like 20 people living there and 10 cars parked in the neighbor's parking lot >loud parties every weekend blasting music from 10:00am to 10:00pm >since their entire yard is a parking lot filled with cars their guest congregate on my property >grass in now dying >talk with the owner about keeping cars / people off my yard because of the dead grass >he tells me he can get me a really good deal on paving the yard >other boomer neighbor is talking about "selling the bubble"
>talk with the owner about keeping cars / people off my yard because of the dead grass >he tells me he can get me a really good deal on paving the yard now that's the spirit of Jow Forums
Luke Thomas
Just build a fence
Gabriel Cooper
Only niggers pave the yard, it's the same here in Brazil.
Brayden Morales
gf doesn't want to because shes afraid it will look racist (new neighbor are mexicans)
Isaac Ward
Lol tell her than one of their visitors/friends will be drunk enough, mb on meth, will see her and than just rape her. Which part of the sentence does she not fyckin understand?
Gabriel Wood
>shes afraid it will look racist kek. She will soon enough realise it's nothing wrong about being racist
Luis Brooks
get one that's a miniature scale replica of the trump wall
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>buy house in ghetto thinking its good value / investment Stupid goy
Cameron Jones
lmao the last hold out boomers in the shitty areas are currently reverse gentrifying You're best bet is to find a hipster enclave and coax them into your neighborhood And build a fence don't be a bitch
Kevin Wright
dont tell me you went into a mortgage with the girlfriend
Lucas Mitchell
Sounds like your problem isn't just your house but your gf is a thot and you're a beta
Levi Martin
/thread
Jack Robinson
of course not, her credit is terrible. student debt.
Elijah Wright
have the neighbors pay for it
Christian Baker
>buy house in ghetto thinking its good value / investment Stopped reading here. You're a moron.
tell her you are going to build a fence and she can fuck off if she doesn't like it
Eli Morales
You do know that ghettos are hardest hit by a housing reccession right? While rich neighborhoods usually maintain their value or see minimal decline.
Anthony Watson
>Honey, we’re going to build a wall, and our neighbors gonna pay for it!
Anthony Miller
>buy a house in the ghetto >what can go wrong
Anthony Parker
I think he meant an "up and coming" neighborhood. One that will be gentrified and therefore the undesireables (read nigs) ousted. So that dumb investment was actually a good one.
