CAN WE STOP STREET SHITTING FOR FIVE MINUTES

AND TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE TEAM HAS BEEN WORKING LATE NIGHTS EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK AND NOW IS KNOCKING OUT BUGS ON THE WEEKEND?

WAS THE DEC 3 LARPER REAL?

One of you fags knows something.

Out with it

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if you need larps you're a pathetic brainlet anyway.

rude.

Be smart. If you were the project manager when would you guess these tasks to be completed by? I don't have an answer to your question but it looks like more than a few weeks to me

>trusting a dev called "dimitri"
this guy is probably getting paid 10 euro a day to add, complete and delete random useless tasks in between dota 2 queues while absolutelly shitfaced on vodka.

the absolute state of link bagholders

humor me genius

>what is market efficiency

this but unironically.
the guy probably looks like pic related

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dfis ifs raceisd

I agree this looks like really good news
But what is it?

you're such a LINK new fag that you don't remember when they changed the way they push updates to github to avoid this very issue

link to the larp

manys apologees srs

info on dec 3 larp?

we need a link frens

CYKA BLYAT

sergey is speaking in NY on dec 3 you fucking retards

sergey speaks every day you fucking retard

sergey eats bigmacs every day you fucking retard

anyone know what the NY conference will be about?

Connecting smart contracts to off chain data

these pretzels are making me thirsty

>implying russians are not the absolute pros of coding
>implying russia didn‘t get the orange man elected by hacking around

moron

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>WAS THE DEC 3 LARPER REAL?
I am referring to this you illiterate swine

does it make US a banana republic if some slav niggers hacked their election?

Every other speech has been because of a conference, event etc.

This one stands alone and is twice as long
Out with it insiderfags

Oh sorry, it's 'securely connecting smart contracts to off-chain data.'

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the same exact speech sergey has been giving for over a year now

nice just sold 100k

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>He's gonna give the same 30 minute speech
>pic
thanks just sold 350 million

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It has to be an announcement of mainnet launch date, right?

doesnt necessarily have to be a mainnet launch announcement. however, it will be something big because the duration of the speech is significantly longer than the talks sergey usually gives at these events. exciting times user!

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He's never scheduled a 2 hour presentation before.

You fucking idiots are forgeting that it says its 'developer focused' meet up, if you cant decipher that that means mainnnet soon than idk what your gunna do with your 5 IQ points. October they marketed to mainstream, now they are marleting to developers, and devs cant dvelope their profict fully without mainnet. Information on it might/might not be announced dec 3rd, either way mainnet is around the corner

is it actually gonna be 2 hours or will it be 30 minutes of stock Sergey presentation and then 1 hour 30 minutes of "thanks Sergey join us for the next topic in an hour and a half after lunch goys"

Insider here. Sergey will announce mainnet at the end of his speech like he did when Alpha was released

Insider here, this insider is not an insider

like a hotdog in a hallway.

That makes sense. I wouldnt want to get hyped for mainnet announcement. Rather I receive notice unexpectedly for aesthetics.

thanks for the breakdown fren

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What if $ in $1000 eoy is short for satoshis

What if link is 1000 satoshis end of year

Im ruined

Insider here, this insider is not and insider

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

You jealous linklets?

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what do you know spill it

No, you have to be in NYC to attend. Fuck that.

yes
livestream it

lol bitcoin to 50k eoy

>obamasayingelectioncantbehacked.mp4

It's so painful coming here for only link information.

>Go back

>Reddit spacing

Fuck off children

No poorfags allowed sorry. Maybe you can visit one day when your little LINK stack moons.

I've visited plenty of times and partook in muh museums, muh central park, muh food, muh nightlife, muh broadway, muh wtc before it got blasted, muh hudson river, muh outrageous bridge tolls. It's severely overrated.

Russian bots hacked the US elections. Americans would never vote for bad orange man.

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I'm not an insider I'm just a 100k stinky linky that lives in NYC. I'll post on Monday night if I hear anything interesting.

>he doesn't know who Dimitri Roche is

Jesus christ you newfags need to kill yourself.

have proofs ur in NYCity?
have some titty.

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You sound like a boomer. This is not a place for boomers. That's what the suburbs are for.

You fell for obvious bait
newfag

Lmao I’ll be there too. I’ll be picking out the user grand autismos.

>people who don't like overhyped things are boomers
Lel. Tell us, what do you do in the city?

who is dimitri roche

>spamming commits every hour
amateur hour
probably paid by Sergey based on commits

This is incorrect. They did a 2 hour developer focused session in San Francisco during the blockchain week. These are different from Sergey's "general awareness" talks. As an aside the repeated information is very important - many, even developers, are still oblivious to the problem, let alone the solution.

Once you get it, you get it. We might have been obsessed with it for a year but many still think scalability is the problem.

I’m going as well

was there ever video of that session?

No unfortunately not. Would have been interesting seeing Steve talk.

I want to hear Ari talk about chainlink.
He's cute.

Peace be with you

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BTC confirmed $100,000,000 EOY!

Is there going to be a stream? Livestream threads are the best.

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I will also be there. Biz after party?

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After holidays, not before. Q1 mainnet

this. glad to know were amongst anons who are actually going to the event. LINK is very cozy that way.

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Based

Even more based