Guys be honest with me do I have any chance...

Guys be honest with me do I have any chance? I'm still trying to find a girlfriend as I've never had one and I can't get any matches on tinder. I bought ripple early last year so I'll never need to worry about money again. Any advice? I don't want to tell the women im rich.

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Advertise yourself as a lesbian then when it comes time to shag say you're pre-op lesbian. GOOD LUCK to them trying to get the usual crowd to denounce you, they'll need it. And honestly you can land hotter lesbians than you could straight chicks. I am not joking.

Just be yourself

Rub lotion on your forehead to get rid of wrinkles

Grow some facial hair

This and get a different pair of glasses/ wear contact lenses.

You got potential. Drink more water and moisturize your face. Don’t forget sunscreen either.

clearly a chick..

You look too needy and beta

Unironically lift weights. Gain 100lbs.

Then you will honestly smash a lot of girls.

get longer hair. your hairstyle only works on masculine heads. you need to try to look beautiful, not masculine. prob ditch the glasses. they make your eyes look smaller. get 1 or 2 day 24h contacts and wear them for months. its cheap as fuck and works unless you have very dry eyes.

also this.
looksmax with your skullshape in mind, and hit the gym.

Change your glasses. They don't fit your face. Moisturize. Go to the gym and start running. Get some color in your face. Find a good cologne. Maybe experiment with hairstyles that let your hair hang down over your forehead

You should say you’re a lesbian and wear a burqa desu

Stop focusing on finding a GF. Instead, get interesting hobbies that allow you to meet other interesting people. A GF will come naturally if you are interesting. When you try too hard, you subconsciously come across as desperate.

Do not do this you will fuck your eyes.

been doing this for years and eye doctors say no problem. there are contact lenses you're supposed to wear for 30 days or more in a stretch. just take a break from contacts for a few days every 2-3 months to make sure. most of the scarestuff regarding wearing contacts long, especially the cheaper ones, is just a tactic to sell the "special" more expensive ones. That is, it's scare tactics for the purpose of product segmentation.

OP will notice quickly if his eyes get too dry.

I could beat this guy up with one arm

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You look extremely stressed. Relax those facial muscles. You look way too worried about your appearance. Relaxation will solve everything for you. If you're dealing with social anxiety, not much I can say. For me I fixed it by intentional saying stupid things in social situations.

Yea this user is right I do the same thing with mine. Just take them out once a week while you sleep to let them sit in the solution and give your eyes a break and you’re golden.

this, based and dykepilled.
don't say you're pre op, say you identify as a lesbian woman.

Ditch the glasses, moisturize, fade the sides of your hair to like a 1 so you can go for more of a prohibition/undercut look, start lifting. Do not grow facial hair unless you can get an even short beard/shadow going, you’ll look like a pedo with a moustache or a goatee.

Please elaborate on this method? I kind of instinctually used it tonight, I rarely talk to random girls but tonight I was feeling frisky. One girl was kind of weirded out but I just kind of acted like a doofus and finally made her smile but the whole time I couldn’t get her to really care about anything I said. We were even from the same hometown across the country. :/

You should do cigarette reviews on YouTube, Nick.

Honestly the best advice I can give is that you should find plenty of hobbies you enjoy, but when you go out for more social things like partying and drinking don’t focus on girls. Seriously do not, because you can tell who those people are, they just stand off to the sides of things or sit down somewhere with their beer, and only talk when a girl is nearby.


If you’re in college now is the best time to focus on making friends with girls, just as friends though. They will be the ones to open you up to situations/ introduce you to people so you can get laid. Don’t fall for the “this guy will help me meet girls” meme. Your best bet is to try and make friends with a few sorority girls, they are always hosting some event on campus or going to some annex party. That’s what I did and it got me laid and earned me some good friends in process.

oh no no no no pfffffHAHAHAHAHA

Getting someone to care about what you say is not for picking up girls. Your goal is to cycle through a lot of them until it clicks with one. Honestly that is kind of dated now, most girls use tinder and look for guys there. Allegedly its now considered creepy to talk to girls you don't know. I'm a bit of an oldfag for you zoomers.

Oh but forgot to say you did great, even if it didn't work you succeeded in breaking out of your social shell which is goal #1. So keep it up. Being awkward is ok.l, there's so many people you can just go somewhere else.

>skinny nu-male look

yeah your best bet is to go full male feminist and hope for pity sex

As long as you‘re not disfigured looks don‘t matter. Like at all. Yours are just fine. Don‘t worry. Find out what you love in life. Do something that matters to you. Be happy. In short: Get to a point where you don‘t need women. That will attract them. Don‘t run after them, it will scare them away, every single one of them.

Get into RSDnation and seduction, getting good with girls is a skill just like programming

Never been at the gym in my life.
Unvirgined at 15, never had problems to get laid or having a gf and always had a booty call available at any point of time in my post-virgin, great sexual life.
The gym meme is just what it is, a meme.

Is this a joke? Looks like a 65 year old hag woman.

Yea congrats on accepting some bronze tier gf user, some people like to aim a little higher though which is why they go the gym, along with the health benefits it brings.