Congratulations on completing your Degree™, what specifically do you have to offer that the other two million qualified applicants don’t have?
What do you say?
Congratulations on completing your Degree™...
Anthony Rogers
David Bell
I don't have a degree fren.
Matthew Robinson
I'm not some young kid that got his questions to the exams beforehand to help along "equality". I am actually capable of learning skills and won't sit around all day doing my fucking nails
Joseph Campbell
I have bitcoin and I'm richer than you, I live by my own by trading crypto and you don't like your job, hypocrite, fuck I'm buying your company, bow before your boss, the baby boomer purge starts right now
Bentley Gonzalez
Literally never had anyone ever mention my degree in an interview. Many interviews over 15 years in IT.
Grads get asked. Maybe.
Luis Ortiz
“Please leave then, you are underqualified”
(Keep in mind you’re dealing with a female HR worker)
“I don’t like your snappy attitude user, what a rude response to think girls doing their nails don’t work. You’re not hired.”
Grayson Lee
“Delusional”
*calls mental hospital*
“Sorry, we’re not currently hiring boomers”
Jonathan Ortiz
I thought you were asking for qualifications
I don't see how that's necessary for a receptionist
guess I'm overqualified, fuck you
Brandon Sanchez
You're right. I'm usually the one doing the hiring
Gavin Cook
“Thats sexual assault”
*Calls the cops on you*