NASDAQ MOONING

SHIT

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What coin is this?

God bless the USA !

stocks are the best thing ever. I can make money doing nothing.

>2.69%
huge gains

>he thinks passive investment is safe

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>he thinks crypto isn't as dead as disco and beanie babies.

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nah digital beanie babies are worthless too

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>2.6%
>mooning
The absolute state of boomers

holy shit this thread is sad as fuck lmao

Imagine if the autists on this board put their money in some index funds rather than gambling on meme coins they didn't/don't understand.

>europoors shorted america
kek

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>mfw have all my money in a nasdaq tracking fund

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I DIDNT BUY THE DIP

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It's happening

Thank you based Trump

fuck boomers and fuck bears

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Based. 2 percent today, 2 percent tommorow.

i have 50k in markets so thats and easy 4000 dollars

How do i just buy into an entire market without dealing with some retard bank mutual funds?

Etf like SPDR S&P 500 ETF

1. Open trading software/web platform of your broker
2. Buy SPY for S&P 500 or QQQ for NAS100 or DIA for DOW30
3.???
4. Profit

THANKS BROS

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SQQQ gonna get rekt

Markets closed tomorrow dumb fucks for a goy puppet's death

Yeap, I have around $40k in SPY and more in QQQ and DIA

It's closed Wednesday, and yes, it's fucking bullshit.

It's one less day for my Jan 19th put option on the VIX to moon, which now I'm sure it's going to, thanks to GLORIOUS GOD-KING.

But yeah, one less day of trading, which slightly accelerates decay on the option.

FUCK YOU BUSH.
THANK YOU TRUMP.

>But yeah, one less day of trading, which slightly accelerates decay on the option.

Myth

Bought far out of the money 12/21 NIO calls on Friday. Can't wait to see what happens. With all of the euphoria sort of expecting a dump. though desu.

Thinking the bond, real estate and stock market will cease to exist long term. As long as there are Jews and low IQ simpletons like yourself there will always be a medium of capitalistic exchange.

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Stockchads run this shit board now crypto nerds

kek

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oh shit i think i get my ford dividends tomorrow

Nice user, tomorrow will be a great day for all of us, cheers and lets hope this run lasts.

plot twist: robots get added to the bottom improving the lot of all humans above them

You do know that markets go through cycles driven by interest rates right? Highs and Lows are all part of the game hence why indexing and long term holding is key... Not that I would expect a low IQ'd moron like yourself to understand which is why your into crypto for the fast cash which appeals to someone of your intellectual stature.

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>he thinks my dividends give a fuck

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Such and articulate rebuttal.

I wouldn't expect more from someone who dumps there 400$ biweekly check from their fastfood job into a highly volatile "investment".

Already been happening for a long time. Machines and automation is the reason for our higher living standard vs 100 years ago. Which comes from investment and capital accumulation. Machines and robots are capital.

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You know it brother, hold strong and keep buying

Yep, were fucked one way or another. The great thing though is that you can go into more defensive companies and still get gains on the way up without exposing yourself to permanent capital loss.

On the way down, you can keep buying high quality companies for cheap, and even lever up on the way down.

The way I see it is that I will increase my position in equities from 40% (what I'm at now) by about 10% for every 10% we go down. Therefore, I'll be 100% equities when were down 60% from the highs.

Now when I'm 100% in equities and the market drops further, I'll evaluate whether going in on margin, or purchasing rental property is the correct approach. It all depends on lending standards, margin costs, etc... Most likely I will be buying rental property, since I have a very safe government job and have the income to back the loan, however if I find absurd value in equities and properties are still holding their price, going in on margin might be the best option.

Anyways, I really hope others can do the same and be free from our Jewish overlords. It's literally the only way to become a boomer yourself. When shit hits the fan, the people buying are becoming the future millionaires. Make sure to position yourself for job security (don't be that new guy in the office), and make sure to eliminate all of your non-essential commitments. The only recurring payments I have at this point are food, my metro pass, my cell phone plan, and work clothes. Work provides insurance, parents provide housing/utilities, and I take the metro so I don't need a car, and I have a home-gym so I don't need to get a gym membership. 814 Credit Score and in a prime position to service a loan. Can't wait until the chaos.

Boomercoin

how do you buy nasdacx stock?

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Sometimes Jow Forums makes sense.
What a day.

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Am I the only person in the world who's typed APPL coinmarketcap into Google?

I got 400k in the stock market, all on FANG stocks

all this crazy talk when you could just buy link
baka

kek good luck

The last moon before free fall collapse, smart money is already out or has started shorting already several months back.

>He thinks the profits from the machines will go to him

People laughing about 2.7% gain clearly don't know what options are.

adamantium diamond encrusted titanium support at 7k mathematically impossible to go below this