What's it like to have friends?

What's it like to have friends?

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Terrible. They don't respect you, and laugh at you for "investing" in crypto. You're better off without, user

but I'm lonely

BIZ, HOW DOES IT FEELS

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You get sick of them after awhile if you’ve always been alone, you end up cutting them off and going back to your closed off life

That’s me anyhow

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This.

I happily lived alone for 30 years. Hanging out with friends or (heaven forbid) having them stay over is just a fucking chore.

it is insanely hard to find non normie friends. youre not missing out on much. unless youre a normie but youre too much of a loser to make friends. if thats the case you might be missing out

I’ll be your fren. How are you today? Tell me what’s on your mind.

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Alright desu I’m kind of sick of you and am going back to my closed off life.

You don't want friends, trust me. If you actually have enjoy having friends you're a normie and don't belong here

You must have been doing it wrong.

There isn't much better than spending the afternoon/evening in bed with someone you love, and someone who loves you back.

They want you 24/7 basically killing any free time you want to your self and if you don’t give them the time they leave you

asking me to hang out with them, inviting me, wanting to come over, etc., always doing shit.

sitting in your room for 1 full day would make most normaltrash jump out a window, but to me my ideal vacation is locking myself in a room with piss jars for 2 weeks

I’ve never felt love I don’t think I can had people die that should of been close but don’t feel anything and just end up going on with my life not nothing happened

overrated
frens is all you need

Sounds like a nightmare, but then again I'm an extreme introvert...I find the simple act of talking mentally draining.

Then don’t bother with them having work mates that you can take the puss with are the only good ones

They help you get through everything and are always there for you, until they die of an oxy overdose, leaving your life a stupid broken mess

>is locking myself in a room with piss jars for 2 weeks
Doing what? Vidya?

I haven't had sex in months...

adult men dont really have friends, unless you're some sort of celebrity and you can have a public "bromance" with some other actor, for more shekels and clickbait

you are like little baby to me

LOL how's that """""""""Investment""""""""" going fren?

Haha. I have friends. I think you're joking though.

Don't listen to these friendless losers in this thread. I'm 25 and I'm still great friends with 4 people that I've known since middle school. We can comfortably talk about anything around each without offending anyone. It's not a chore either since we hang out only every other week or so. You just need to find people with similar interests but slightly different personalities to keep things interesting.

It actually feels better than the inside of a vagina in a lot of ways.

Having friends? It's good, not great. I'm not sure why normies love to harp on about friends like they're cure-alls to your life's miseries. Protip: Most of your friends would not give a single shit if you died, fell ill with cancer, or had a mental break down. You are valuable to them insofar as you fill your "role" as a friend. That role being a jokester, a party guy, the intellectual, whatever.

When you get hurt, your friends don't think "Wow, user is in trouble, this weighs on my conscious" they think "shit, user is being such a party pooper with his illness". That is not to say friends aren't fun or they don't make your life better. But don't get *attached* to your friends. Most of them will get married and abandon you. The others might just get bored and move on.

Lastly, your friends are always judging you. They are ALWAYS comparing their life to yours in an attempt feel some sense of superiority. If you make it in crypto, never tell your friends. Keep that shit to yourself. You'll see the tune change once you have wealth. They'll ask you for shit, cry about how you have so much so why can't you pay for dinner, parties, outings.

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There was a study done - and the vast majority people rather choose to get a mild electric shock than staying alone in a room for 1 hour.

A lot of people are so superficial that they will rather spend time with anyone just not be labeled as akward, weird or a social outcast.

And also true friendships at best can only be made as a kid. In and after the teenage years nobody will actually spend some time out of pure generosity, they will always have some kind of agenda in their mind and do it out of personal interest

I admit that True friendships do exist. Sometimes you'll find someone who you share a deep camaraderie. Even then, those relationships don't always last. Almost every one of my friendships has been a casual one. We talk and enjoy each other's company for a bit, but we both know there's no commitment. I honestly can't imagine any of these random people giving a fuck about me. We're just filling roles in each other's life in between masturbating and trying to make money.

Last night I was on a night walk and it struck me that if I died, none of the friends I've been talking to for the past decade would care. It would just be a momentary disappointment as they have to find someone else to fill that role now. Like losing an employee you have to rehire and retrain

The best friend you can ever have is a dog. Just wish they lived as long as humans.

so much this, i have been on the top of the world and below and you just see how people change, fuck them

Is making a female friend a bad idea? What if she's awkward and shy?

Have a coworker who seems reserved and distant at times but at the same time she has gone along with hanging out with me, just us two, on break. No intent on dating her as she is almost an entire decade older than me.

You are either a fucking sheltered human being or had a nice enough life just to not think about society itself, fuck you i was gonna give advice but honestly fuck you

Do you always befriend NPCs or something ? I have friends, I've known them since I was 7. They are complete opposite of normans you described. I can tell the most fucked up shit to them that comes to my mind, that would make an average normie get triggered or call the police on me and they won't ever judge. We're like a small hivemind, we even write in a similar way. Even if one of my friends did some retarded shit like rape-killed someone, I wouldn't give a fuck honestly and I know they wouldn't too if I did. For me it's my frens > any other normie NPC.

Huh? I don't get it.

I wanna know too

yes you're very special user. everybody give user a gold star for being so special

Are you kidding me? A mild shock to escape an hour in a rat cage? That's why people picked the shock user.

this. there are no friends, just people whose interests temporarily align

it honestly sucks. i went no contact with all friends years ago. its been great.

i feel like its impossible to make real friends after childhood. after that if you didnt make any or lost contact everyone else is just an npc to u.
>tfw hear something about a long lost friend

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It's overrated rated. Everyone I have ever been friends with turned out to be a jew in the end. Loyalty doesn't exist in this world. It's just something that you read about in old books and stories.

damnit dont remind me of r9k

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No such things as friends in this rotten world. Everyone has a hidden agenda or has roles they want you to fill for them. Fuck everyone honestly.

I just wanna get rich, live a stress free and chill life, and tend to my hobbies in peace.

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The problem is that modern society is designed to supress male friendship. The evolutionary purpose of friends is to have people you can rely on in difficult situations and work with as a team. The way the genders make friends reflects this:
Men make friends by performing tasks together, overcoming adversity together and facing danger together. This is why men with strong friendships often come from occupations like military, police and the trades.
Women make friends by gossiping about other people and talking about their incomprehensible feefees. Not trying to be negative; gossip is important for information transfer in primitive communities and women needed to be able to help eachother out with physically demanding childrearing tasks like breastfeeding.

You can't make friends easily because society has taught you to make friends using a female strategy: gossipy bullshit over coffee or beer instead of getting out in the world and fighting lions (figuratively speaking). Men who will do stuff with you are also more likely to be redpilled, or at least open to hearing more about the truth.

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Hey, poopbutt, Wojack is alive and well enjoying sips and mowing the lawn too early.

Annoying really. You'll have to do shit you don't wanna do for them. There'll be obligations to fulfill. They bring fucking drama, always. I have yet to figure out what benefits I got out of having friends.

This

It's like having a sibling that you actually hang out with.

What are you spazzing out about, my dude?

lol good point

I have frens but I'm at the bottom of the totem pole, the tag along guy. I don't mind it in some ways because people leave me alone most of the time but time to time being left out hurts and I usually keep it to myself.

I never make plans to hang out with someone like I use to.

this

i should get a job which requires performing tasks with other man. Some kind of cooperation which isnt hard like military. Any ideas?

Real friends are something that just comes naturally. If you try to force yourself to be friends with someone that you don't like because you're lonely, it will backfire very badly.

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>Months

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>Female """"" " Friens" "" ""

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Good. Spent most of 2018 in Tether. Went all in DGTX at $0.02, sold between $0.10 and $0.12 and been back in Tether ever since

LET'S GET RETARDED IN HUA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Friends are just a means to an end, a beautiful waifu who is your lover, companion, and muse. Real friends will understand this.

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It's like having a child that constantly nags you when you don't want to be nagged, then that child gets drunk and says some ridiculous shit you thought you could trust them with, then your child turns out to be a loser and you have to snap him back into reality, but you're not biologically related.

In other words, having friends = you're a cuck

Wish I had an investment friend. I want to know more about what people on this board do, but noone ever makes threads about getting in. Even if I see the latest pump and dump thread going, I have no idea where this activity even occurs.
Things like exchanges and buying/selling techniques are completely foreign to me.
When people still mined on their GPU that was also mystical to me, not that I had a qualified GPU to do that anyway, but it just seems like the people on this board find information or people to explain things to them from sources that appear to be out of my reach.
>tfw too normie/dumb to invest

Who /let their friends down/ here?

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Having friends makes time fly by. No kind of crypto gains ever come close to it.

>What's it like to have friends?
Happy to be free of the friends meme.

I think the worst part of havin friends is the time you waste with them/thinkin about them...same as a girl (((friend))).

Don't bother user, friends are for insecure ppl

if the dont respect you, they arent your friends.

My best friend of like 10 years turned into a tranny. They were basically a brother to me and I felt like we helped develop each other a lot. When he told me he was a tranny now, I've never felt more betrayed in my life.

My gf (ex now) went insane and had some psychotic breakdown and is a completely unrecognisable person. Complete fucking nutter who is also obsessed with leftwing politics (as in, she is one of the biggest left wing people I've ever seen)

My other close friends are great guys but I don't see them much in person anymore. One lives in a different city, one isn't too sociable and the other is always out clubbing. I work 5-6 days a week myself so I have no time to hang out or I'm too tired.

While my wealth has increased tremendously, I've never felt more alone. It doesn't bother me that much though

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I only have 3 (male) real friends. One of them is an online friend. They are not normie tier so we get along really well.

>tfw you discard your friends after identifying that you are just most familiar with feeling inferior and those people just enjoy lording over you and hindering you

I'm glad someone else feels this way. I keep hanging out with the few that I still have as rarely as possible, but I wish I could figure out how to cut all ties a lot of the time just because it would be a lot more convenient

I've had friends before. They can be a nice way to waste time if you have too much of it. Not really necessary though.

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