If you are holding link now, you have already made it

>WEE WOO WEE WOO

This so much.

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My sweet summer child
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is, isn’t it?
;)

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ahh the nyc one thank you
I hope there is a stream

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A stream of his stream? He won't even be live. It will change anything.

literally just said im not showing up to my boss you fucking better be right

A user can only take so much failure, please don't be larping

all partnerships announced today.
mainnet on 25th.
1000$ eoy
the digits wouldn't lie to us, kek wouldn't deceive his followers

uhhhh checked

checking
in the name of kek

Thank you

>don’t bother showing up to work tomorrow
Taking your advice regardless.

checked and kek'd

stinky christmas to all and to all a good night

tfw holding >250k but will still go to work tomorrow.

if the announcement is good I will announce a mysterious illness and bunk though. godspeed, Sergey.

Like Osiris & Jesuschrist, the chosen one was born on 25 December. Kek wills it. Also checked

I'm sorry for FUDing, Kek. I've been a link holder all along.

Literally this. Mainnet next year at this rate.

Kek has spoken, user. Mainnet tomorrow.

"Wealth can only be accumulated by the earnings of industry and the savings of frugality." John Tyler (10th president of the United States)

1000 neet suicides eoy

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Chainlink. The technology is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of theoretical cryptoanalytics and networking most of its features will go over a typical trader's head. There's also Sergey's charismatic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Ludwig Wittgenstein literature, for instance. The Link Marines understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this technology, to realize that it's not just another crypto- it's something that can change LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Chainlink truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Link's classic meme catchphrase "pee pee poo poo" which itself is a cryptic reference to Satoshi Nakamoto's signature. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sergey Nazarov's genius unfolds itself on their daily life. What fools.. how I pity them.

Not pumping your bags, sorry

1 The world is everything that is the case.
1.1 The world is the totality of facts, not of things.
1.11 The world is determined by the facts, and by these being all the
facts.
1.12 For the totality of facts determines both what is the case, and
also all that is not the case.
1.13 The facts in logical space are the world.
1.2 The world divides into facts.

>Scriptfags are an ancient Egyptian god.

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Checked
I missed this pasta. I’ll be helping the team tomorrow btw. AMA.

Whats the conference about? Presumably its not just the same talking points sergeys been giving over and over. What's so "developer focused" in this meetup?

Checked. You will make it fren.

Idk, but it’s two hours, every other talk spergay has given has been 30 min. I am not a dev but I can’t wait to see what he’s gonna lay on all our dapp developers, the ones who will really bring value to the decentralized aspect of the network.

>eoy
>it's december
>next few months
this is why they don't like us at /reddit/

sergey gonna get arrested live on stage. dont miss it

WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW PLS TELL ME NOW

The singularity

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Hello, the TA for link has a bad case of "lateral chop." I wouldn't expect any kind of significant price action here until the longer distributions significantly compress.

After such a long period of sustained downward price action on a majority of altcoins their relative mean reversion positions are going to be obscene. ELF and AST are playing that out predictably now for example. I would stay out of LINK until there's significant weighting of mean period volatility

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In English doc!

...

it means wait about 4 days to see if it breaks the trend or not

Actually, the trend is broken and the longest overexpanded mean has already been reverted to. We need a trend to START in order to get an opinion

>sustained downward price action
>rising for months
Did you even read that before you posted?

other altcoins have had sustained downward price action so they are favorable to trade.

Link has been trending upwards and is now consolidating so it is not favorable to trade.

I really don't think i made it that hard to understand.

Checked

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This is actually good for swing trading

Checked and redpilled

I love these

Imagine thinking the implementation of LINK would need its own ecosystem

Imagine taking financial advice on biz from literal memes

Imagine thinking this meme coin is ever going to be worth $350,000,000,000

Imagine the type of delusion you need to believe even a little bit of this shit

Imagine your life being so shit that your only hope of salvation is buying $100 of some shitcoin after the crypto craze has already ended and thinking you're still going to get rich

Yup

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>not being on rebbit

Wtf its dumping op. I literally sent a notice of quitting to my boss already. You lied to me.

Imagine spending your time posting the same boring tired copy pasted fud day in and day out and deluding yourself into thinking it has any effect on anyone that reads it.

Checked
All linkies make it

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xmas mainnet?
HIGHLY IRREGULAR
but i like it
1000eoy bishes

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sauce? ty

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Wow, seriously checked, you are clearly forgiven marine.

Just kek at your brainlets going on about how Sergey is going to be presenting for 2 hours. The fucking meetup is 2 hours, not his talk. He'll give his usual 20-30 minute spiel that he's been giving for a year now and the rest of the time will be a meet and greet where devs will just be talking with each other. Goddamn some of you guys are dumb as fuck

Nolinkers BTFO

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Fudders btfo, dubs confirm.

BOOM

Oy vey, Schlomo!

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Unforunately this.

(26k links)

keked kek kekkekked

I like where we are.
When we drive
In your car

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$1000 eoy

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This. It's a developer meetup. They happen every day in NYC. There will be no announcements.

So I guess it’s time to put my resignation letter through then.

its over