How did your last job interview go, user?

How did your last job interview go, user?

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good i got the job.

janitorial servieces at an elemntary sschool anbd i want to kill myself. Own 50k link but it looks like its a scam

got the job and said yes. week later i dont want it and gotta tell em i changed my mind. kek

>arrive at office
>guy interviewing me is gonna be my boss
>answer the questions making puns
>"your diplomas are good but do you know about X"
>"not much but I can learn fast"
>got hired

Said i'd probably suck at it. Still got the job. Turns out i'm pretty decent at it. They saw

I killed it but they made me wait 30 minutes so i might just say fuck it and blow them off. Waiting for the contract right now

Only ever had 3.
>2007 got job
>2012 got job but never showed up
>2013 got the job

I never got interviewed ever.

They never called me back

Okayish, got the job. Mainly showed I did my homework and was aware of the exact problems they were facing.
Today I'm being auditionned because I had to make a political mess for some big project to be successful.

>Fail 100% of the programming challenge
>Pass 75% of the whiteboard questions
>Got hired anyway

Got the job cause I was good looking and the previous guy left abruptly.

>last week got an interview for call center position.
>dude bro ask me to introduce myself so I did.
>manage to pass through all the question he ask me about my past.
>one last question user you getting a job or not depend on your answer.
>start getting nervous.
>there's a boat and on that boat there are 5 camels and 25 giraffes. How old is the captain?
>I think for about 2 minutes and said 30.
>30? Why?
> because I dont know how this relate to each other and if I have to give you a number It would be 30 because I just plus camels with giraffes.
> dude bro tell me if I have other question.
>no.

wait outside for about 30 minute

>user you are very good at typing and your english skill is quite good but you have a problem with your attitude. we might call you for the next project.

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>he didn't prep his camel and giraffe response for such an important interview

Never going to make it.

Yo. My friend work in that company and nobody ask him this question when he got an interview.

I got the job. It was the job I was already acting in.

I went on autopilot during the interview and dont really remember.

Had about 5 interviews in November alone
NEET for 3 months already

Guess the answer is:
>I don't know
>not enough information
They were testing if you are likely to posture and be a fake fuck.

wtf is that camel giraffe question. doesn't even make sense

Additionally, you were asked a question. You didn't know the answer to it, yet gave a answer without indicating that the figure had no justification behind it. You preferred to maintain an illusion of knowing everything to getting a task done without problems.
Worked with people that do that and they are incredibly cancerous. They don't do good work and destroy work of others.

He was impressed I automated my job and wanted to do more, but wasn't allowed at my red tape company.
I ghosted him when he wanted me to come in for an in person interview.
I'm a pussy. Didn't want to commute 2+ hours a day and I'm complacent.

Shit man I had never thought of that.

>Yo. My friend work in that company and nobody ask him
You mean axed? I think I can see the attitude issue

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Was asked almost the same question once.

>answer: 65
>why 65?
>there is no why. Thats his age. Prove me wrong
>got hired