I am the first Linkmarine to arrive at the NYC event tonight, having arrived an hour early. I had the pleasure of meeting Adelyn Zhou, whose poise & charisma are undeniable in person. She asked from which website I hailed, and I told her the truth: Jow Forums; at first she was somewhat taken aback, but I adroitly assured her that I was merely here to observe, and would not be doing anything stupid, like spouting memes. She agreed to pose with me for a selfy if I promised not to post eon Jow Forums, and I am a man of my word who is too smart to ruin a good thing, so I won't be posting it here. I went on to praise ChainLink's lack of hype & strong fundamentals as the opposite of most other ICOs, and she was visibly put at ease. She smiled & agreed with our assessment of this project's "stealth marketing." I then excused myself so that she may focus on her numerous other duties, and spoke with a few of the other guests & volunteers in order to assure everyone that I am not a dumb fuck. If there are any other Jow Forumsraelies who need to get in, I have an unoccupied guest ticket (name: "Some Body") available to the first taker. By the way, Adelyn is much smarter, nicer & cuter than you autists claimed; she's really got her shit together, and is an excellent team leader. Please be nice to her. I apologized on account of our sometimes-hateful "community," and told her that I owe the fact that I ever learned about ChainLink to Jow Forums. She thanked me for my support after I revealed my modest stack of 20,000 LINK. I quietly await the main event. Ask me anything.
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jesus christ
>... from which website I hailed ... Jow Forums; ...
>... meeting ... in person.
>... spoke with a few of the other guests & volunteer ...
larp; this is not autism.
well did ya wash your ass at least?
yikes
Jesus
Holy hell get some help if not for you then for the rest of us
cringe
get me Tshirt I'll give you a pepe plush legit
toe shoes/10
Based and redpilled
She also gave me a shirt for being a fan.
is there any pussy there?
Attendee list had 2 azn qt3.14s other than Adelyn.
lmao look at all those virgin loser nerd incels
Nice. Hopefully the number of them interested stays low for as long as possible.
you.. op.
get us pics of the crypto qt 3.14s
*flush*
wheres sergy?
any other cunts from Jow Forums going?
I got the lilve stream guy to do a pan of the crowd. Should be able to identify you now.
lol brownie is the one streaming
do you have a deadman switch that will be the signal for us all to enter our market buys?
it's too bad the mainnet isn't up yet, this would be a perfect use case for smart contracts.
poor lad going get dox
Imagine being as autistic as op, focusing all your attention on ChainLink and then only accumulating 20k Link in the last year.
The mos based op i ever read
Seriously.. pretty pathetic. I work at a McDonald’s in SoCal and was able to accumulate 75k.
I don't think so based on the angle of the other camera OP is blocked by the guy in the blue shirt
Yeah I'm not sure of it either but we will get more camera angles and figure it out
also this, I work part time at a Wendy's in Detroit and was able to accumulate 165k
one of these two?
Is this the official Jow Forums gathering right now?
the pajeet ofcourse
Look at the blonde bitch
>mentioning Jow Forums to professionals IRL
*gouges eyes out, starts rolling on floor, writhing in the CRINGENESS of it all*
They call me Jesus cuz I'm hung like *this*.
>spreads arms wide ala crucifixion
I assure you that this is real.
Sorry, but I only have the one.
Check'd.
Yes, but I'm chasing money instead.
>inb4 pocket spaghetti
Nice to be alpha here lol.
Soon....
Oh, shit, I forgot to set it up!
Alcoholism is expensive.
>mfw turned $300 initial stake into 20,000+ LINK plus other crypto holdings
...a hush falls over the crowd; Sergey inbound!
if you can't see you're going to 0.15$ EOY with this crew, i can't save you
Things are not going to end well for our friend OP.
Linkcel gang, rise up.
there are a lot of pajeets in that room
I'm getting suspicious of link
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA you have to be shitting me
;)
Thx!
HOLY KEK 1000EOY CONFIRMED
You look like a guy I know. He eats wasps.
I
Software engineer here, work at Google NYC
Wish I had tried to sign up sooner
Thought that they wouldn't want bizlets to come but then noticed others signing up and thought I might as well, but there was no more room. :(
Have fun, marines!
Looks like the room is even smaller than the ark NYC Meetup from a few months back
Imagine the smell..
based
>>gets there 1 hour early
>>sits in back
lmao BASED pirate Jesus
id like to put the tip of my spear into that asians ass
LINK $1000 EOY CHECK ID
holy fuck
>t. 40k singaporefag
Most based and redpilled OP of all time in LINK threads. Dude went hard in the paint with beer in his hand, posting live on chan. May God bless your beautiful soul user. MOAR info
It's quite funny to think Chads and the elite will let power flow to the type of people in this picture. Highest level delusion.
he is links improved greg maxwell
wtf, i'm scared frens
>CHECK ID
NO FUCKING WAY THIS CANT BE REAL
>CHECK ID
check ID
>gets id
>posts check id
jesus fuck you fucking retards
I’m a sign holder and have over 1,000,000 as of 2 days ago
this sadly
>kek
>5k
>+T
+T equals plus time? EOY 2019?
Sweet Sweaty Nutsack it’s all real...
> t. 75k Poorfag
Jow Forums is dead. once link takes off im outta here
the place is crawling with mantovani
what the hell is a mantovani?
Yup, it'll be renamed Linkchan
Looks like a (((refugee))) processing center. Hell probably is one during normal hours. LoL this fucking board.
whos the bird youre sitting next to?
she wants the d
mein gott
God I want to lick adelyn's butt so much bros
>1 post by that id
check hour
>what the hell is a mantovani?
Mantovani- Fanny!
Queens English mate, do you speak it?
2 hours ahead meaning south america?
Her butthole is mine! You can have the scraps after Im done. I want that fresh smelly feces leftover from her ramen breakfasr
>tfw video size limit reached
>no comment necessary
Fucking how? I’ve been putting in $500-2000 every month since last January and I have 22.5k
Goddess
I have 80k by going all in with 14k at the absolute bottom in april. Im lucky am i. Im going to make it am i
I'm a janitor and I made $2 mil BEFORE taxes get on my level
Jesus user can you please tell adelyn to use a spell checker
based
>Sergey, your fans are bothering me again! Come read this!
HOLY SHIT WTF!!! $1000 EOY
FUCKING NOSE SIZE OF THAT JEW HE CAN PROBABLY SIPHON HALF OF BIG MAC INSIDE SERGEYS STOMACH WITH A SINGLE INHALE
What the fuck
what.