YAWN

SAME OLD SHIT
SAME OLD SHIT
SAME OLD SHIT
SAME OLD SHIT

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it's ogre

it's time to sell.

everything is garbage

everything is bad

no hope. no hope.

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SHIRT*
SHIRT*
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How does he keeps getting away with this? The only thing he ever does is repeating the same presentation 100x times. Is he legit retarded? He doesnt code, he doesnt do AMA, doesnt even talk with us through social media? I admire sreve ellis but sergey can fuck off.

I hope chainlink gets forked with steve ellis and siegay seperated.

I want steve ellis.

He brought up something I never thought most contracts will result in a payment so not only will they need an Oracle for the event but also
An oracle to convert currency

>did a $32 million ICO security fraud scam
>accidentally get a huge following
>forced to keep up the charade by speaking at events
>entire audience is full of autistic ppl from an anime forum
>hire an asian woman to appease your fans obsession with everything asian
>constantly hear people mention "pepe" and "Jow Forums"
>adult man comes up to you afterwards and asks you to sign his stuffed racist frog plush
>begin stress eating

fuck this shit.........

that shirt about to pop open... damn that tummy

>32 million dollars to give out the same presentation every couple of months
pretty comfy job

He's crypto chris-chan. Autists love familiarity.

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What's really funny is that when I first started browsing this board this guy was really skinny

I can even tell that hes faking being autistic. If you see his earlier talks years ago, he was well dressed and spoke with confidence.

Now he is a autistic beacon. Fuck

>32 million
assuming they sold their ico eth at $300 and not over $1000

Haha he's getting pissed at the questions

this is awful. link is doomed.
its the right project, wrong team

so youve been here for just a month?

>its the right project, wrong team
literally the golden fud

THAT FUCKING SHIRT

This has been a disaster. Sergey bumbling and confused as fuck

Are you the original antshares guy? When is it going to go back up?

>begin
user...

He's literally repeated the same stuff he says every single time. He's a really awful comedian at this point, with a worn out routine.

The only thing that's different is that he got mad at a verbal shitposter.

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Why does Jow Forums love this shitcoin so much?
dozens of threads about it every fucking day.

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Is Sergey stuck in some sort of quantum time loop?

Lmao what happened

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>activate quantum immortality.

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>lottery contract

Why don't any of the basedboy audience members ask about mainnet date? wtf

it was awful, they were as bored as we were

Like I said before this event didn't seem like the type to announce any big news.

>The only thing he ever does is repeating the same presentation 100x times.
>Is he legit retarded?

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Some pajeet in the audience asked about using lottery contracts to sell off minors and Sergey started sperging out and making kamehameha motions with his hands. He looked really tired and sweaty after and had to cut the presentation 1 and a half hours short because of it.

No, the town choir holds a lottery in a secure environment where you input rupees and get a ticket to win a minor.

got a link to the presentation?

Kekd. Need a gif

Fucking REQ all over again.
Innovative idea, shit tier execution. I mean for fucks sake how long is it going to take for this Jason Parser to come out?

THIS

Link is the new REQ

Post yfw link is doomed and will be 0.10$ EOY if we get lucky

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Anyone here /stillhopeful/?

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

Ever seen a successful philosophy major?

That's not shopped? Damn he's really fat

He's American, you dirt cookie chomping street shitter. You know nothing of fine dining or nutrition.

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he has a very "tubular" structure around his abdomen. Is that where he keeps is chainlinks?

It's only been a month since the last presentation. What did you expect?

This. I feel really sorry for Sergey. All he wanted to do was exit scam and live a life of luxury, but Link acquired a fanbase of highly autistic neo Nazis who follow his every move. Chances are they'll find and kill him and his family if he exit scams because they know his every move and everyone he talks to. Now he has to pretend to make an actual product but since he's a philosophy graduate he can't make anything other than a JSON parcer in PHP stolen from a USB he found in the toilets of Swift HQ (where he was living until he got thrown out for crawling under occupied stalls and begging people to buy chainlink). He spends every day eating to take away the pain. Rory plays along to keep food on the table for his wife's black son (Sergey throws him the McDonalds leftovers). It must be a hard life. Sad!

>t. fatass

Don't let your memes be dreams

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Dat holo shill at 1:17

i don't know. i just don't know

Underrated

basically this. What are the odds your scamcoin being adopted by autistic neonazis with a yellow fever fetish shitposting on a percolator for ramen-perfumed stickers specialized mongolian imageboard when you tried to target normie boomers? Seriously sergey have a special kind of jinx.

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Dude is building an empire while you wankin in ya basement faggit.

an empire of memes and empty promises? hop off

>link are worth 0.30$ as of today
>project is stagnant
>only words & promises, nothing concrete
>fake alliances to keep the fading hype alive, debunked the day after
>team of 3, one of which is a chink hooker
wew, nice virgin empire

>>accidentally get a huge following
There were 300 viewers. This is not a huge following.

how about u step off.

Its almost like this literal who event was hyped up for the purpose of this thread. All discord fags should be sent to work camps and be given unnecessary chemo unironically. The purpose of the event was to get developers building asap, since they will be the ones driving adoption. Notice the keychain they gave out are meant to be used for the related code labs later on in the event (nfc I guess?). Also the new info was in the deeper discussion of TEEs, something that every brainet ignored bc they didn't understand. The Q&A was largely irritating, but I don't blame Sergey for that; I blame the public schools and the discord groups. I dont think the team has realized the celebrity factor, dumb faggots will say anything for the sake of saying they talked to him. I recommend the team has another member handle the q&a parts to fight shitpost questions, comes with added benefits 1. Sergey can organize his thoughts between sections to ensure the more complex ideas are communicated efficiently, 2. Shows off the aptitude & competence of their very talented team