/smg/ - Stock Market General

Grichka Bogdanoff-san edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Sec Filings and Company Finances:
fintel.io

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Golden Bull commences on the 6th

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THE BLEEDING WILL ONLY STOP IF YOU REPLY "THANK YOU BOGS" TO THIS POST

buy SJM GIS and KHC please

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>user i--um---

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Who here /JUST'd/?

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Buy the dip

first for sell all your dividend stocks, the whole world is about to end, just spend the money on hookers and blow.

Bears confirmed for smart investors. Bulls confirmed for deluded retards.
Boy I wish I was smart enough to day trade.

Everyone is still doing good today right?

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-%7.5

Don’t play with options boys.

selloff accelerates into close
nothing pepperonal kid

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the suffering comenenses anew

how do you prepare for recession

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BULLTARDS BTFO
>He thought he bought the dip

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Started a month ago with $200
I am at $189 today
The highest I was was $206

Down $200.
The only thing that are legitimate risks in my account are TQQQ, SPXL, and LCI.
And I didn't even actually invest heavily in those.
I think it's mostly just because my OGE went down, either that or BAC and C.
I'm gonna hold this recession, but I'm really wondering whether holding onto BAC and C is smart.

Experiencing this every few days is getting old... it's been like 2 months now. Can it just stop?

Selling Stocks
Stockpiling Fiat for rebuy
Buying some Gold
Buying Put options

By all inning TQQQ and buying $250 dollars worth of it every week until it Omega God King Golden Bull Run comes

I'm new to this whole Stock thing, is today the Robinhood equivalent to the Christmas Steam Sale?

when does the pain stop.

If you didnt make money buying the dips and selling the rallies youre literally retarded

Why would you want it to stop? This is golden age Optimal range trading

Today's PUT options bought yesterday. I love this market.

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WHEN THE FUCK IS 4PM GETTING HERE

Anyone else only come to Jow Forums when they see a large drop just to post red wojacks?

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>TFW you realize the Bogs instructed Mueller to hold off on releasing the Flynn statement until after market closes

I REALLY hope nobody is buying the "bottom" right now.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

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Fuck, will spy stop teasing and break below 270 already

Trump will initiate the golden bullrun

Nervous, Why does trump have to get drunk and go to twitter to vent.

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last minute buying Lowes
start TQQQ buys possibly friday

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What is everyone doing on their day off tomorrow?

So fucking frustrating. It's done on purpose but idk why.

posting crasher wojaks

well fuck me for thinking I made money last week

That was some serious market penetration.

WEED WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUGGG

I went all in this morning and it. just. didn't. stop. dropping.

No. NO. Fuck this. Fuck this panic. No. I'm not selling shit. Go to hell.

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crying in bed.

FUCK, if the market crashes and the boomers lose all their retirements FVE is going to be a shit hole

So sick of emotional little faggots with their uncontrollable panic. I didn't sell shit because I refuse to get bogged on Thursday.

JUST

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>Hey dad I got into Julliard, can't wait to tell my boyfriend. You can afford it right?

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Is everyone Jow Forums a literal teenager gambling their allowance?

Cant wait to cash out of all these TVIX gains and buy cheapy TQQQ on Thursday

what the fuck guys.
i just woke up to this.
after donny said the trade war over, I went 10x long on apple yesterday.
I'm already liquidated.

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UNOFFICIAL CLOSES:
*DOW: -788.11 POINTS, OR -3.05%
*S&P: -89.73 POINTS, OR -3.22%
*NASDAQ: -282.23 POINTS, OR -3.79%

>implying thursday isn't going to be more red than this.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOCOINER TRICKED ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Studying for finals

We actually have a small Golden bull run scheduled for thursday

should be fun. doubled up on a few more $16 sqqq calls

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>going 10x on anything ever

You brought this onto yourself

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Triple dubs confirm

-$2,044.96

J U S T

*deep inahle*
MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS

wtf is happening? this is global recession bois

fucking Trump and his "deals" I want off this ride

ya winnin' dad?

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Post your portfolio, you high and mighty faggot

what were you in?
that's bigger than the indices

Trump doesn't drink

wew lads

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Pfizer calls.

Canada is still open and I will be trading. Weed sector has to bounce, Aphria or no Aphria. A bunch of stuff that was already trading at a discount shed an extra 20% the last two days. Everything is oversold. Legitimate companies here. Good financials. No legal controversy. It's fucking stupid.

ALSO WHY IS THE SIP N' PISS DOWN 3.25%. What catalyst? Why is everybody selling?

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SELL SELL SELL

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you're looking worse than crypto. Jesus fuck

Yeah sure and i brushed my teeth this morning.

>that small refuge of heavy metals stocks.

RIP

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this is why you invest in utilities

Hedge with utilities and consumer staples

>tfw had 20% in PCG a month ago
thanks biz

That’s just me being retarded and deviating from my strategy. Woe unto degenerate gamblers.

FUCK YOU DRUMPF

>KHC 49.99

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PCG was an anomaly
They went down because a malfunctioning machine they made caused the California wildfires

How do you get approved to trade options on robinhood?

Quick reminder to always do the opposite of what Jow Forums tells you to

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I WANT A REFUND

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Was this because the markets are closed tomorrow so the companies that were supposed to post earnings aren't going to post any earnings so it's like they have 0 revenue?

This was to honor the memories of traditional market sentiment during bush years.

Should have used paypal boy.

cool pepe fren, mind if I save him?

Apologies are needed

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I bought one of these but I can't figure out how to put the chips back together.
any advice?

The one saving grace of this is that I have a chunk of cash coming in from a pension plan I had with a former employer. I will be able to buy the bottom with something more than the ashes that are my portfolio.

Worst two days of the whole year for me, today and yesterday. Aphria controversy (no position), but rest of the dude weed sympathetic dumps because fuck it sell everything why not, broader markets post the biggest red dildo since October today, weed dumps moar. I'm back to July levels now. Whole August bull run wiped away.

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THANKS FOR THE FUCKING CHEAPIES

Oh boy

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I use hotglue, you can swap it with friends

green day feelsgood

updated

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liar

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>buy button taped down
>the bear is always buying because he never stops pressing the button

what did you mean by this

Shill me some weed gems

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gaping up 100 points Thursday

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I think that might be your buy button as you are stuck buying while the bear is killing your stocks.