Should I do cocaine before my presentation tomorrow?
Should I do cocaine before my presentation tomorrow?
Xavier Diaz
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Brandon Harris
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Logan Jackson
Are you a seasoned cokehead? If not probably not
Lincoln Foster
hey user, i know your anxious and worried about presenting in front of ur classmates. Dont worry user, we've all been there. Take a big breath, look at the back of the room when presenting, and do the power pose before u present. you got this fren
Camden Ross
YES! checkem
Wyatt Baker
im pretty seasoned yes
Thomas Gonzalez
what are you presenting
the answer is yes and record it.
Robert Thompson
Na dude
I did coke once before work and it's just hard to contain yourself since everyone around you is literally braindead slow
Alexander Jenkins
you will get expelled from school
Luis Harris
I get super chill and super social on coke. So yes.
Lincoln White
Just drink so you've got a nice buzz going. But don't get drunk. Only enough to have some liquid confidence in your system
Samuel Martin
Are you the 3 minute presentation guy? Unless you have to present for 4 hours no. You will run over your time and say nothing you intended to as well
Chase Sanders
You won't even need to prepare if you do coke.
Go for it brah. There's a reason all the execs do it.
Isaiah Anderson
yeah that's me
Josiah Lee
I have a presentation tomorrow too user, maybe we are in the same class :3
Jace Roberts
this. Just one shot of tequila
Josiah Martinez
what time is urs?
Jose Roberts
If you need a functional stimulant, amphetamine only. Coke is too noticable and wayyy to short acting for your purposes
Jordan Ward
>Just do it bro, you only get to do a presentation in school on coke once.
>Don't do it man, people will notice or you will fuck up somehow and ruin your life over something so silly.
This is what the voices are telling me OP
Carter Morales
no just deliver like a fucking man. No one likes presentations just get over that shit
Brayden White
Maybe you'll luck out and some uni student in your class gets murdered tonight and class gets canceled tomorrow. Happened to me twice in college. We ended up not having to do our presentation, only getting graded on our work/slides.
Julian Miller
Then you already know the answer. You just wanted attention. Also where do you get Adderall brah with crypto. It's for a fren. PS I don't glow in the dark.
Anthony Gonzalez
>You just wanted attention
true
>Also where do you get Adderall brah with crypto.
I don't get anything from online
Dominic Gomez
can't remember like 6pm or something
Cameron Hall
power pose is lib propaganda
Joseph Bailey
Just be careful with coke fren, you don't wanna end up like that Adam sessler guy from tv
Asher Jenkins
Sounds like you need light dose of xanax and some inderal.
I keep them handy for presentations when needed.
Also, you could ell the audience you just bleached your anus and your a bit nervous because it's really sore.
Cooper Ross
nah, cocaine definitely isn't the drug for that. You want to be on benzos. valium or xanax.
Thomas Turner
op.. do a few lines of coke and get a prostitute to suck your dick right before you go on stage.. you wont have any nerves
Brody Bailey
Why don't you try something different for a change and do a suicide before your presentation?