/smg/ - Stock Market General

golden bear 2.0 (aka (embed)) edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I (embed)
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II (embed)

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GYFJjwXtsU4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

WE ARE BACK

GREEN DAY TOMORROW

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who /WTR/ here? it is nice and comfy sitting in green

Who took the options videos out of the pastebin I made, by the way
I made that pastebin specifically for this reason

Just a little bit more for the ten bagger.

Bulls back with vengeance

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Crazy short squeeze on Aphria right now. Over 40%.

And I'm not on this ride because nooooo, i wanted to be conservative. Boo.

Up 8% for the day anyway.

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im going to masturbate so fucking hard tonight

Based george poster

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>Bears btfo yet again

today was a good day

no idea, i dont touch the pastebins

nice triple-double btw

;)

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Crazy day. This rally

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QLD AND SSO RISE UP

BASED BUY AND HOLD GAINS

Do I releverage my VXX puts?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Just opened a new position in KHC (only 11 shares). Did I just catch a falling knife or am I going to gain some gains?

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Next stop SP500 3k

Stop being a fucking pussy and buy TQQQ. No one in this thread will EVER respect you for shilling that absolute shit.
FUCKING.
PUSSY.
ASS.
NIGGA.

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3 shares of victory
t. wagie

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>he didnt buy at 2624
LMAO

Here
The gap down on WTR was a fucking golden buying opportunity
My only regret is that I didn't have more money to put into it

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we just cuck Asia market

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What the FUCK is going on

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Its the exact bottom for KHC and GIS nya

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bad news trump
dip
buy dip
money go up

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#:^)

Same. I only bought 5. Should see a nice profit next year

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Tomorrow is going to be green as FUCK.

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I bought a tiny amount this morning, and now im up. I shouldve bought more ;_:

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I miss lunchbro

MPX COMING UP FROM BEHIND FOR THE FINAL STRETCH

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Recession cancelled, bull run continues!

>Tomorrow is going to be green as FUCK.

Everyone have fun tomorrow. I'll toast ya a beer from the German pavilion at Epcot.

>tfw went from -2.5% to -0.4%
Still a loser, but not as big of a loser.

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mother fucking cock sucker PDT rule, can't fucking make $100 turn into 10 grand in a day with this shit.

DING DING DING

Mark it. Today is the day the bears were told to cut it out and this has been quite enough already and you've had your fun and we have lost patience with your games.

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WEW WHAT A DAY LADS

>down 5% this morning
>down .15% at close
good times

I'm planning on making WTR a long term hold and dollar-cost averaging into it for years
It still has a gap to $38 to fill, and the fact that it's a large water utility makes it a safe hold during a recession
In the long term, companies like this are just slow, steady rides up

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GREEN DAY
CHILIES WHEN

What can I put this in that will give me $800/month+ in dividends?

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DIng ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up .07%, I’m too busy at work to even look at my port, I’m in the bathroom right now. I’m told today was a wild ride, fucking pissening I want to trade!

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better picture of the 3 month chart

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SPY to 290 eom.

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Good lord.

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just buy KO kid

at a 10% yield you could probably get around 550 a month. Sorry fren.

my $100 turned into $890

no where

Red day tomorrow.

+9.63% We did it TQQQ bros, we fucking did it

Are we just going to ignore that head and shoulders on SPY?

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TQQQ?

we got like 30% to go

Good day. +5% overall. Salty about missing the Aphria squeeze.

my father is only saving his money and not investing in anything except some real estate. he asked me what to buy for a fairly short investment horizon (1-3 years). no leverage but I can adjust the position size of course. target volatility of maybe 3% p.a. or less would be ideal. what do I tell him? I only know how to trade btc and I'm not going to use his money for that.
bonds? but how do you invest in them best? buying some etf or literally bonds? fixed rate, floating rate, corporate, government, ...?
or gold?
I'm not going to tell him to buy stocks right now as I would prefer him to not get rekt.

ECC
$0.20 a share monthly, looks like you can buy 3800+ shares

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=GYFJjwXtsU4

Yeah I was kind of confused with how Huawei cfo being arrested could be anything besides good for American stocks around 3am today

Feels good to be right for once

;]


Great day, sold my SQQQ at it's peak, held my long stocks for nice afternoon profit
I feel like a 1337 hacker-man

Ikft, if it wasn't for patern day trade rules I'd be worth 5 figures already

Fuck I could have made hundreds today from just scalping shit

Ah well, someday I'll have $25,000

Hopefully

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I went from -$600 to -$130. Fuck it, I'll take it.

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what the fuck am i looking at

Margarita flatbread pizza, Crispy Chedder bites, and the Chipotle Fresh Mex bowl

And a cheesecake, its someone special birthday after all

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one day i hope to do that , but this is my first month trading

I have NFCU.
Please teach me

>he fell for the crash meme

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Why is Facebook being bashed so hard all of the sudden in 2018?

I thought Zuckerberg the old jew is untouchable

The most based UI

That's my memefolio.

We always ask "why did it go down," when it goes down. Why don't we take a moment and ask why it went up?

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you had 20k like a month ago then vanished.

nobody knows what broker he uses, but the UI looks like a runescape text screen

Tradenet

Up .5%, made up most of my losses from yesterday.

>tfw told myself weed stocks were going to do at least 10% bounce today
>tfw slept too long and forgot
>tfw didn't buy in because I felt I fucked up
>tfw RIV bounces almost 30%.

MOTHER FUCK NOOOOOO

Because the big boys spread FUD in the media so they could get back in position. They got too conservative positions.

Now they're ready.

equities go up because companies make money

When this guy designed your trade platform

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GE has Boomerium reinforcemed support at $7 holy shit

Please tell me I am not the only one hodling FB

Can't access the Yahoo finance message board atm for whatever reason

>Tradenet

why would someone both want to be a day trader and pay for someone to teach them how to be one

short term, it's anyone's guess. mine is that the 10yr yields got just shitty enough that people dont want them (under 3%) and big players don't really want to sit in cash due to inflation, so the money flows to one of the only other places it can -- equities.

AFTER HOURS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>this runescape tier UI
every time

I cashed out to move stuff in my retirment account and went on a vacation.

oh, You dont need to.
its already funded accounts so Contract for diffrence

the classes are jus some bullshit

>still holding 15k worth of NVDA stocks @221

It'll be there, right there in my portfolio, for the foreseeable future, staring into my soul, reaffirming how much of a deadbeat loser I am, won't it?

Hey, guy who said he was going all in on APHA yesterday here. I did it.

You should've done it with me.

I'm looking at you, user reading this.

No. it's just IB TWS with a really shitty font.

Maybe this

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I have 6k in FB and am down 20%. Know your feelings

I want to get off the Bog's wild ride

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>Are we just going to ignore that head and shoulders on SPY?

It's not a head and shoulders. The shoulders aren't supposed to be roughly level with the top of the head. There was a double top, dump, nominally lower high, dump, and now today's green dildo on a rope. The lower trend line held, which is why there was good buy volume towards end of day.

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What will happen with Deutsche Bank?

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Do you guys care if I ask random financial questions here?

How do I make money off writing erotica or comedy if possible?

what the fuck do you mean "YOU PEOPLE"

you need a publisher

Patreon

Gay furry stuff with lots of feet and scat. Sells like hotcakes

patreon if you think you'll have niche appeal or an ad supported site if you think you'll have mass appeal