Its happened

...My first shift is Saturday. I just wanted to be a whale and fuck escorts and play vidya all day and buy groceries in a Ferrari. I borrowed $15k from my parents retirement and lost it all. I was up to $85k at one point. Now nothing.

I have to give my parents half of my paycheck until they're paid back. They tried to warn me. I didn't listen. Should I just kill myself? What's it like being a sandwich-artisan? Will I be the only white person working there?

You will never understand these feels.

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You will be fine, but you need to unironicaly borrow theem another 15k now.

This. borrow more faggot now is the time to buy in

ur kinda dumb my nigga coins are for quick cash, not something to invest your life into.

You should’ve done soemthing more realistic with the 15k,

Only up 85k, jesus how bad a trader are you

...How can I become a whale with $15k by investing in no-cost index funds? Should I have flipped houses?

I'm done listening to you people. THis is all you're fault

The state of obese incels, everyone.
>waaaah my get rich quick scheme didn't work
>I did everything I could to get rich meaning sitting on my fat ass all day looking at scamcoins
Grow the fuck up, learn a trade, stop being a fucking manchild who can only expect sex if he pays for it, you fucking loser

Watch this esoteric guy's video. He has a good part about pain in there.
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>Man up manchild!

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>Grow the fuck up, learn a trade

Like a blue collar job? We have 100 million brown people to do that work. Why should I become part of the growing white underclass? I want to be in the 1%....not sweating my ass off roofing houses and pretending that I have "pride" in doing drudgery.

The Trades are for non-whites and untermensch.