Work christmas drinks

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

work christmas drinks
got so drunk a manager hospitalised me
don't remember anything
didn't get home til 6am (apparently)

How do I fix this? I called in today about an hour after my starting time and was told it would be inappropriate for me to come in to work today.

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Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

Go into work tomorrow without being drunk & late?

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

Work on your resume & go to AA

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

If your boss gives you shit when you get there just say "I apologize for my behavior (or behaviour if you're in the UK), I let things get out of hand. It won't happen again. I'm here to work."
Dress the way you normally do for your work (you don't have to show up in a suit and tie if that isn't your normal attire). Do not call him first. Do not ask him if it's okay for you to keep working. Force him to say "you can't work here anymore" if that's what he really wants. You have to show him that you want to keep your job, but be confident & succinct about it.

Kayden Bailey
Kayden Bailey

Do you normally black out when drinking yourself? How often do you get drunk a month?

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

this is god tier advice.
"you have to take it." -Abraham Lincoln, The Departed

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

I don't work Saturdays.

Might not be a bad idea.

Noted.

Yes, don't know but I drink a lot, I have trouble knowing when I'm drunk and when to stop.

Noted.

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

Your manager is right. I would probably take tomorrow off too.

Come back to work and address the issue straight away. If there is a morning meeting where everyone gets together, that's your chance.

You pick a suitable time, say as the person running the meeting is wrapping up, you raise your hand and say:
"And one last thing - i hope noone minds me saying - apparently i got pretty carried away at the christmas party. I don't remember anything but im sure i wasn't pleasant to be around and for that i apologise for any embarassment caused. Looks like i'll be going sober for next year's one, hehe!"

Before you bring it up at the meeting, make sure you speak one on one with your manager and apologise and thank them for looking out for you. Dont make any excuses just cop it and deal with it cleanly.

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

Call your boss a milk drinking homo and ask him 'who's the boss now?'

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

epbp

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

I know someone who was revealed as a heroin addict and managed to keep his finance-related job, so I'm sure mild alcoholism should be easy.

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Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

Pretty much this.
Heavy handed but if you approach them for 'help' you are trying to get help & are afforded job protections. Even if you slip up again you will be a 'struggling addict' instead of a lush.

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

Firstly, buy some kneepads because you’re gonna need ‘em. Just order them off amazon or at your local sporting goods store, but make sure to do it soon, because they might run out of stock with Christmas and New Year around the corner.

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Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

Having a manager
Being a wagie

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Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

Call someone at work you can trust and ask them what happened. Even if you cant trust them it could be a sneaky way to get ahead of the story and confide in them you blacked out and have a problem controlling alcohol...shit u can even claim an allergy to it or something.

You need to know the real facts cause for all u know you might of grabbed some chick by the tits and they are thinking a legal case might be appropriate..i would want to know first what i actually did first.

Keep us updated. This could cheer us all up.

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

Go to office and enter the room
Whip out your dick and plump it on the table
Look your manager straight in the eyes and say
WTF YOU GONNA DO ABOUT DIS HUH!?

He'll respect your courage and probably will offer you a raise, maybe even suck your dick.
Good luck

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HILARIOUS DUDE!!!!!

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Austin White
Austin White

This you need to know what happend

Oliver James
Oliver James

kok

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HILARIOUS DUDE!!!!!!

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Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Was the alcohol provided by your company? If so they could be as liable for anything that happened as you are.

I actually hate the rationale, but it may be your only option to cover yourself. Say you struggle with alcohol and felt socially pressured by your coworkers to keep drinking and the company never cut you off. Just like a bar, they can have liability if you are overserved

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

buy a gun.
wear a tshirt where is written on: political incorrect and a swastika.
and than fucking shoot this place up.

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

did some same thing at a christmas party when i used to work at big4

get drunk
apparently harrased a partner
cant remember
wait next day
user i think you should apologize to her, also it shouldnt happen ok
cant remember anything
go to her and tell i cant remember anything
its ok nvm

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

be 4chaner
get drunk
start harrasing women
kekus maximus
vagene

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

Hope you're not in the USA (while not using a VPN/proxy) because you can actually get into legal shit for encouraging someone to do something like that if they actually go and do it.
It's fucking ridiculous. The "go jump off a cliff" analogy comes to mind.

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

From what I heard I was fine one minute then passed out the next, I don't think I've done anything bad.

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

God the thought of forgetting everything is just terrifying. Your life could be ruined over something you don’t even remember

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

It's most fun when you wake up in jail

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