If your boss gives you shit when you get there just say "I apologize for my behavior (or behaviour if you're in the UK), I let things get out of hand. It won't happen again. I'm here to work." Dress the way you normally do for your work (you don't have to show up in a suit and tie if that isn't your normal attire). Do not call him first. Do not ask him if it's okay for you to keep working. Force him to say "you can't work here anymore" if that's what he really wants. You have to show him that you want to keep your job, but be confident & succinct about it.
Kayden Bailey
Do you normally black out when drinking yourself? How often do you get drunk a month?
Daniel Parker
this is god tier advice. "you have to take it." -Abraham Lincoln, The Departed
Oliver Howard
I don't work Saturdays.
Might not be a bad idea.
Noted.
Yes, don't know but I drink a lot, I have trouble knowing when I'm drunk and when to stop.
Noted.
Carson Richardson
Your manager is right. I would probably take tomorrow off too.
Come back to work and address the issue straight away. If there is a morning meeting where everyone gets together, that's your chance.
You pick a suitable time, say as the person running the meeting is wrapping up, you raise your hand and say: "And one last thing - i hope noone minds me saying - apparently i got pretty carried away at the christmas party. I don't remember anything but im sure i wasn't pleasant to be around and for that i apologise for any embarassment caused. Looks like i'll be going sober for next year's one, hehe!"
Before you bring it up at the meeting, make sure you speak one on one with your manager and apologise and thank them for looking out for you. Dont make any excuses just cop it and deal with it cleanly.
Wyatt Myers
Call your boss a milk drinking homo and ask him 'who's the boss now?'
Caleb Myers
epbp
Brandon Phillips
I know someone who was revealed as a heroin addict and managed to keep his finance-related job, so I'm sure mild alcoholism should be easy.
Pretty much this. Heavy handed but if you approach them for 'help' you are trying to get help & are afforded job protections. Even if you slip up again you will be a 'struggling addict' instead of a lush.
Kayden Howard
Firstly, buy some kneepads because you’re gonna need ‘em. Just order them off amazon or at your local sporting goods store, but make sure to do it soon, because they might run out of stock with Christmas and New Year around the corner.
Call someone at work you can trust and ask them what happened. Even if you cant trust them it could be a sneaky way to get ahead of the story and confide in them you blacked out and have a problem controlling alcohol...shit u can even claim an allergy to it or something.
You need to know the real facts cause for all u know you might of grabbed some chick by the tits and they are thinking a legal case might be appropriate..i would want to know first what i actually did first.
Keep us updated. This could cheer us all up.
Lincoln Foster
Go to office and enter the room Whip out your dick and plump it on the table Look your manager straight in the eyes and say WTF YOU GONNA DO ABOUT DIS HUH!?
He'll respect your courage and probably will offer you a raise, maybe even suck your dick. Good luck
Was the alcohol provided by your company? If so they could be as liable for anything that happened as you are.
I actually hate the rationale, but it may be your only option to cover yourself. Say you struggle with alcohol and felt socially pressured by your coworkers to keep drinking and the company never cut you off. Just like a bar, they can have liability if you are overserved
Hudson Carter
buy a gun. wear a tshirt where is written on: political incorrect and a swastika. and than fucking shoot this place up.
Tyler Wilson
did some same thing at a christmas party when i used to work at big4
> get drunk > apparently harrased a partner > cant remember > wait next day > user i think you should apologize to her, also it shouldnt happen ok > cant remember anything > go to her and tell i cant remember anything > its ok nvm
Jose Morales
>be 4chaner >get drunk >start harrasing women kekus maximus vagene
Oliver Bennett
Hope you're not in the USA (while not using a VPN/proxy) because you can actually get into legal shit for encouraging someone to do something like that if they actually go and do it. It's fucking ridiculous. The "go jump off a cliff" analogy comes to mind.
Jacob Rogers
From what I heard I was fine one minute then passed out the next, I don't think I've done anything bad.
Dylan Young
God the thought of forgetting everything is just terrifying. Your life could be ruined over something you don’t even remember