Who here ugly and hand shakeless virgin the most close i got to female is breath the same air in the same room

Listen buddy, I'm in Amsterdam right now and last night I payed a 9/10 hooker to suck my cock for 20 min and it was one of the most underwhelming experiences of my life. Expected much more desu. Women are overrated. Get a flesh light and an anime pillow and live your own life. Women aren't worth the effort.

T. Angry khv after a shitty blowjob.

How are you all so socially retarded? Have you just literally never asked a girl out on a date before?

i am ugly as fuck females only say hi from distance, i am also starting to masturbate to fucked up shit, even the cashiers only put the money down never on my hand, no girl want to hang with me, i even approached once a girl and i said hi and when she saw me she jumped and said that i scared her

You're probably not as ugly as you think, you probably just have bad style and don't take care of yourself properly
I see creeps like you walking around campus all the time, with unibrows and ugly greasy haircuts and unkempt facial hair, and terrible baggy dark clothing, and I just think, "Why doesn't he take better care of himself?"

i even tried once to take a better care of myself and one female said eww dont try to look good, feels like people will always put you down, i tried to add some girls trough social circle and none even replied

even an ugly virgin can take the virginity of a cute white girl with huge natural boobs if he's smart enough

>having female relations of any kind before marriage

yikes

BJs are super overrated, titjobs are even worse.

When it comes down to it, pussy is the only thing actually worth it, flesh lights don't come anywhere near it.

Escorts are nice and all, but to fuck a dripping pussy from a woman that's actually into you, that's where the magic happens.

Note that I've been with SOME escorts that are so good at their job, you actually believe in them for a moment, that could be a good replacement for a real GF, if you have the money.

how ugly are you? post your face

I’m the same OP, I‘m a 28 year old kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin. Never have I even seen a naked female breast IRL.
also have no job (never had one) and have no education and live in parents basement
only survive through crypto and gibs from government

God speed user... i hope you have the willpower to live long enough to die of old age and not the rope, I know i wont.

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Everyone on this board is beyond pathetic, wtf is wrong with you all ? I truly don't understand did you all just give up when you hit puberty or something because these threads are way to fucking common it unironically the definition of tragic.

I‘m out of time, if crypto does not moon I‘m finished. At best I have like 1/2 years left before I will be forced to work or get kicked out of home
my parents are already fed up with me and this wont end well
my suicide kit is also ready so far
Its a bottle of booze, 2 plastic bags, duct tape, a rope and zip ties.
all combined I will do suspended hanging with plastic bag over my head, taped around my neck mutiple times while drunk and my hands zip cuffed behind my back.

DO IT! The world needs less Zoomers!

>while drunk
be careful user, drinking might make it easier but it increases the risk of failure and there are people who have ended up full body paralyzed after fucking up their hanging attempt.

Don't jerk off or view any porn for a week and a girls ass in jeans will make you diamonds again. If not check T levels.

My porn habits have evolved so much over the years that I literally can only fap to alien or robot women, human women just don't seem exotic enough for me. Not even joking.

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Fuck of back to plebbit with your low-information consensus-friendly posts.