Why you bothering with this? Very few on here want Link to succeed soon, too interested in filling their bags at low prices. If you are supportive of Link, the last effing thing needed is Biz getting any visibility of the project. Maybe some day if their is an agreed movement to increase visibility it makes sense, but now it's senseless.
Ryder Butler
I like the added grammar mistake for your LARP. 8/10
Mason Green
1) Why did you choose to work with Link team?
2) what is something you would like to accomplish?
the swine what constitute Jow Forums don't represent Jow Forums or user culture. you're all namefags from social media. boring sheep looking for answers. you're not even able to post here without first coordinating talking points on chat apps. Jow Forums is not Jow Forums. tourists!
Caleb Ward
what is a jannie?
Bentley Perez
Actually based
Mason Nelson
If this is not a larp and this redneck fucker gets to fuck Adelyn I'm gonna be really butthurt.
John Thomas
It's short for Janissary, which was a type of Ottoman soldier. It's basically a racist slur against Turkish people :^)
William Evans
how long have you been growing that beard out for? I wish I could grow something like that
Jackson Peterson
You unironically need more testosterone then half this board combined to have such a beard. t. No facial hair manlet
Samuel Young
This is embarrassing. I hope it's real cause I love shitting on linkies.
Gavin Richardson
I swear to god keep doing this and i will spam her mailbox with "Jow Forums" stuff.
Elijah Bailey
>here is a rough draft of the email which is going to be sent in response to her reply; please help edit it:
Dear Adelyn,
My pleasure! I'm glad to help, but am quite busy with work for the next couple of days; would you be available anytime during my days off Monday or Tuesday? I'll be able to meaningfully contribute after the weekend with some notes sussed out of the community.
I don't have anything prepared right now, but I do have a few free hours today before 3:00 pm and can extemporaneously provide feedback if you want.
Also, attached are the two photos which I promised you not to post on Jow Forums (lol let me know if you rescind your request to keep them offline after reviewing them); you are, of course, quite welcome, and they shall remain purely confidential as agreed by default.
the only way to make it right, is to create a write a letter to adelyn 1 word at a time thread
check'em for kek wish
Jaxon Powell
ask her what she wants to know about the Jow Forums community
Parker Myers
kek. I actually have really good growth. My only problem is a bald spot underneath my chin, making it difficult to grow anything decent looking
Carter Ramirez
Please tell me this is fake Please tell me this is fake Please tell me this is fake
Don't show the team Jow Forums stuff omfg
Sebastian Perry
10/10 larp
Asher Price
>extemporaneously
Oh that's gonna get her wet
Bentley Martinez
did Sergey get mugged for his 650mill linkies here?
Hudson Watson
kek looks like hes cornered
Lucas Flores
this. lets start the letter to adelyn:
dear
Noah Green
slant-eyed
Aaron Smith
Tell her that Jow Forums is the only place where ideas can go through some sort of darwinism without being censored or downvoted so only the best ideas can survive this test. Tell her Jow Forums is absolutely bullish on chainlink
Bentley Scott
Shitty larp, but the real linkjesus is based af
Tyler James
wearing
Robert Smith
this in other words, it's a roach.
Dominic Jones
explain to her how Jow Forums is an annonymous imageboard with relatively little censorship where anyone can reply to an intelligent question with some niggers dick pic. explain also the fact that if content is not constantly bumped it get deleted automatically. explain to her how these things make this place very competitive with respect to its content where thus only the best and most provocative shitposts can survive. as long as she is able to understand the value of her own project she should now be able to get why this transnistian window closing forum cares so much about it. this should also explain why everything here is designed to be as offensive, agitating, provocative, disgusting, pornografic, retarded and racist as possible.
>LINKJesus here yet again stfu faggot, you think we want to see your ugly face again and again? Go back to plebbit if you want to namefag. We were kind in the first thread simply because you looked so pathetic we had pity. But you have developped an addiction to (you)s it seems. You are not a rock start. You are nothing but a cringe ugly weirdo with a hobo bear and faggy clothes. Stop your snapchat whoring Stop making thread Stop showing your hobo face Just get the fuck out nigger.
Gj man, just explain her that Jow Forums is a weird , autistic teenager community, and we discovered LINK and are memeing it for fun and not to harm them. They have our support, we love Sergey and after their one year old radio silence they better be dropping something huge EOY.
Nathan Allen
Talk about how no coin has captured biz like link has. Talk about how new research is found weekly and aggressively scrutinised by anons. Talk about the competitive darwinistic nature of biz and how most coins last a week before getting btfo'd. I wouldn't worry about the memes they don't represent all of biz. I made a load of jesus and electric skateboard memes but never a nazi one. Plus the nazinstuff is a way to scare off plebbitors. I'd say the main message is that biz is a bunch of anons and not a traditional community.
Nicholas Sanders
send her this pic that I’ve fapped too every day since the conference
I wouldn't be able to get hard with her in the way like that
Parker Adams
what about the last thread lead you to think "yeah, im gonna keep shoving my autism on Jow Forums, they love me!"
you are such a fucking retard, you make me seeth with anger
why are you all going along with this gigantic tripfaggot? what is wrong with this board? this is pure FUD.
Jayden Edwards
Nice the Chainlink project is collapsing
Liam Kelly
Pretty sure Adelyn is going to record the conversation and sue this guy for online harassment.
Josiah Nelson
Seriously KYS. You've had long enough.
Robert Lopez
this, Sergey has a very sexy ass but it's just not the same when his belly and face are obstructed
Connor Hernandez
just tell her something like: its all a charade from young ~20-30something year olds (give or take a few years) who grew up in the 90s and 2000s who are radically pro free speech, like to push peoples buttons, but at the end of the day its all a joke. we have a cult like following for link on the business section of the board and you cant control random people on the internet, the best thing they can do is ignore the negative people.
we can't let her know our true plans.
Nathan Sanders
tell her about Delphi, Astro and Rugtagaba
Julian Diaz
bro... assuming this is not a Larp. You know you could fuck this up for all of us right? Your life could be in danger. Dont let any of them know about Jow Forums you fucking faggot. Its not supposed to turn out like this. I can imagine this is gonna turn out to be what happened to Jow Forums and you are gonna ruin it for everyone.
Grayson Hughes
>falling for the delphi meme
Austin Anderson
Hey, bro! Thanks for the pic; glad that I could return the favor.
These posts have been Incorporated directly as quoted into the letter, which I have just sent at one minute before noon with the following additional text:
Only the best ideas & memes can survive in this harsh environment, making Jow Forums(nel) an excellent place to "acid test" anything. It's an unregulated frontier where nothing is sacred or protected from the harsh light of unrestricted scrutiny. Anonymity also helps with such constructive discourse, as the focus is (almost) never derailed by anyone trying to build & maintain their identity as it relates to these subjects by virtue signaling. It's raw & pure, absolutely disregarding cultural & political mores in the pursuit of honest dialectic.
Jordan Green
I‘m okay with this
Brandon Myers
this desu.
Elijah Howard
>I can imagine this is gonna turn out to be what happened to Jow Forums and you are gonna ruin it for everyone.
i dunno what you're talking about here, but this reminds me of trumpstaffel, where one guy was trying to essentially create a gang who went to trump rallies to rough people up
>Only the best ideas & memes can survive in this harsh environment, making Jow Forums(nel) an excellent place to "acid test" anything. It's an unregulated frontier where nothing is sacred or protected from the harsh light of unrestricted scrutiny. Anonymity also helps with such constructive discourse, as the focus is (almost) never derailed by anyone trying to build & maintain their identity as it relates to these subjects by virtue signaling. It's raw & pure, absolutely disregarding cultural & political mores in the pursuit of honest dialectic.
KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT REDDITOR
Wyatt Martinez
Tell her we aren't all autistic degenerates we just act that way cause it makes us laugh. wink
Thomas Davis
Jow Forums: - free speech - highly critical - attracts INTP types - lots of theorizing - lots of really smart people acting like retards to get it out of their system - dont take the racism and other shit seriously - if you look at recent chainlink threads, you wont find any real discussion - this is because we already completely deconstructed chainlink as a project months ago - send her some old threads on warosu where based discussions occured - tell her that Jow Forums will certainly run the network when it starts up, so maybe its a good idea to distribute tokens to us NEETs
idk what else you could tell her about. just dont be weird man you're actually representing us, and not all of us are like you. this is also an opportunity for yourself and your career so take it seriously jesusanon. gosh
Samuel Reed
All this talks about this being a place with of radical free speech reminds me of what Ray Dalio puts as "extreme realism" - finding out people who disagree with you and talk to them on equal footing Jow Forums is perfect for this (but you might have to kill your ego first)
Asher Robinson
lol imagine a hedge fund except all the discussions/meetings occur on an anonymous chat where "anything goes"
John Williams
If you seriously believe a tech startup with some of the most keen minds on the planet at the helm aren't aware of the publicity and money they get from this board, then you, my friend, are the faggot.
Jaxson White
Tell her Jow Forums is the last place where free ideas flow and like the user said above, allows for competitive darwinism of those ideas to play out. Due to its anonymous nature, one doesn't get blinded by who said this or that, it the best ideas that that get rigorously tested and only the best of the best pass through many layers of filters to make it to the finish line and grant itself staying power. It's a hotbed of crowdsourced research with participants ranging from 14yo needs to 40yo hedge fund managers and computer science wizards. Tell her Jow Forums track record of latching on to btc eth and neo before anyone else, tell her the trump phenomenon (preface this with "not to get political, I know you hate the man, but Jow Forums was able to see through the bullshit and programming and social conditioning of an entire society coming from msm to see/know unequivocally he would win..the answer's were all around if one knew what to look for and Jow Forums saw it" something like that)
Isaiah Martin
She's wet as fuck bro
James Anderson
If she ask about the racist undertones, tell her it's Jow Forums way of knocking everyone down to the same level and equal playing field, it doesn't mean anything (this may be hard for her to wrap her head around due to her overly PC silicon Valley status and surroundings). Tell her we know chainlink will succeed, which is why we can't shut up about it in our own weird way. Tell her to man up and release some of the multi-national partnerships we know are there. Most importantly, tell her to release the mainnet because we all know these companies are chomping at the bit to get it rolled out. The opportunity cost to some of the large corporations is too great for them. We know it and they know it. Tell her that none of us are selling our link, even if it goes to 01c in the near term b/c we know what it will be worth in 2025. Tell her we know some of the most powerful people in the world are connected or touching link in some way and there is zero chance they are getting our link. They are going to have to accept that they will have to share a part of the 4th industrial revolution with a bunch of user's on Somalian hair braiding forum. Most importantly, tell her she has an army of dedicated people from all over the world who are here to support chainlink until the end
Brandon Carter
A janissary was balkan christian kid captured by ottomans and raised a soldier you fucking brainlet.
Joseph Bailey
>adelyn is wet as fuck >gets in a weird relationship with the guy she calls LINKJesus >everyone freaked out by it, sergey simply tolerates it >LINKJesus starts giving adelyn advice on how to bring chainlink forward, becomes her "oracle" so to speak >hit or miss advice but sergey listens to adelyn's pleas to listen to the genius LINKJesputin >chainlink starts to collapse at the seams >link marines go into turbo autist mode and start a meme revolution - the final nail in the coffin of crypto, ushering in a full collapse in order to redistribute the wealth of the cyrpto market
No mater how charming you attempt to be,if you direct her to Jow Forums, she will find the thread where user. fought amongst themselves to be the first to lick her noodle-flavoured butthole.
Angel Johnson
AMA = KYS = fucking larp link faggots get the rope kikes god i fucking hate you all
Jackson Baker
I see, thank you.
Justin Barnes
heh
Joseph Rivera
>biz called ETH >biz called Antshares >biz caled XMR >biz called XRP >biz caled XVG
hmmm
Levi Harris
Technically speaking, Jow Forums also called Bitcoin, because it was founded as a containment board for all the BTC threads shitting up Jow Forums.
Also, everyone: thanks for your contributions; I'll be combing through my beard & this thread after work while writing.
>Technically speaking, Jow Forums also called Bitcoin yup, the collective consciousness that coalesced into biz, also called BTC
Eli Edwards
You misunderstood, I have finished accumulating, I was suggesting due to others that continue to do all they can to try and discredit the project in the interest of personal gain he is making a mistake drawing any attention to Biz.
Elijah Allen
biz called virtually every crypto in existence at some point
Jose Wood
fuck her right in the pussy
Matthew Taylor
imagine not knowing that he's referring to general sentiment and not individual posts
