YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE

Well, I'm gay but I also made 100x this year so its kinda wierd opposite for me.

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Option 2.

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>2) You decline the evil fairy's offer knowing that doing so will cause a 95% loss in your portfolio.

well, this has already happened to me more or less and i literally don't care at all, its weird that i get happy whether my portfolio is deep in the red or is going up. im down ~70% so far and if link dumps more over the next few months i could be down even further. a few weeks ago i was actually way up closer to my initial investment thanks to link being at like 60 cents and i was content. now its dumped and all im thinking about is when i can buy more. my link stack isn't big enough in my eyes to sell on pumps yet. i plan on buying more cryptos in general as this market dies.

do your worst, evil fairy.

yea... this article made me sick to my stomach. Its like this chick wanted to have her cake and eat it too. She selfishly wanted everything without having to make any sacrifice, and she dresses it up as some romantic, new-aged adventure of "love without a blueprint". I think i need a cold shower after reading that honestly.

agree

This holy fuck it’s almost unbelievable.

I would screenshot this post but unfortunately I won't know when your wife cucks you

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this. assuming you were stupid enough to sign a 3 way contract with the state and your wife, the best option is to collect money and extra time when your 'wife' does shit with the other guy. do whatever you want in your free time with absolutely no guilt. and since your gains are in crypto, you can conveniently be 'hacked' and lose it all so she has nothing to take from you when she leaves forever with her fuckboy.

if he's a chad he won't get cucked

What if he is Tyrone?

Be a rich cuck or a poor faggot
Wtf 4channel

She will never cuck me. She's naturally very traditional and prude. I was her first kiss and it took me a year of talking to her before I got to that point.

>wife
You see, this is where you went wrong user.

Jokes on you. I'll never get married

I am a leftie and still think this is sick. At this pace every women will have her harem by 2050. You won't find a girl happy with just your cock anymore, so you either kiss those lips who sucked stinky cocks all their life or have no women at all

Then she'll trade him for Sven.

I was briefly at break-even when LINK grazed 60 cents, now I'm down 60% from there in just 3 weeks. I'd be happy to accumulate more at these prices but I took a 40k loan out in april so my disposable income is basically nil now. Yes I'm a fucked retard, thanks for letting me know.

Wtf are you all retards?
Option 2
Bear market the buy low
Knowing there will be a 95% crash will make you more than stupid 15% gains
Fairy can keep my wife as a gift

Women disgust me. Women legitimately, absolutely, unironically, 100% DISGUST me.

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chad still gets left for chad with more money

cringe and bluepilled

have fun when she trades you in for Tyrone

very original thoughts you have there

I know its not a male vs. female thing, but just people in general who are that entitled and delusional really scare me. When I see people like this it makes me think its no wonder there have been hitlers and Mussolinis in the world

its not all women. dont get tunnel vision here and ruin the good women for yourself

No woman will ever fuck a beta cuckold like you user unless you pay her a lot of money.

KEK

>never talks about what her husband wants in this bizarro open relationship fuckhouse
>its all me me me under a thin veil of being for her kid
>I GET TO FUCK
>I GET MONETARY SECURITY
>I GET TO NOT WORK UNTIL 6PM IF I GET DIVORCED
>I GET A STUDIO

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Shit like this makes me think maybe Islam taking over isn’t such a bad thing

So

A: Get cucked and make 15% gains
B: Sell everything at 12k and place buy orders that will hit near 0 when capitulation day comes to ensure 10,000% gains minimum during the next bullrun.

Yeah I'll stick with the current chain of events cucky, thanks.

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Shits so fucking annoying. Does she even work? I imagine if her husband wanted to bring a woman home she'd say no, that it might confuse their kid about who the mother is.

if we're all ocnverted to islam then there's no more jihad (or jews)

Fuck it let’s do it

What good women? My (ex-)gf just tried this on me. It's astounding how shitty they're all getting so quickly. How is this even possible?

>I wouldn't trade my wife for a billion dollars. Anyone who would doesn't know what love is.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA
She will trade you for Tyrone's dick in one fucking second. You know why? Because she gets to take all your money while being able to take as many nigger dicks as she wants. I feel so bad for you. You are going to be homeless in a few years just like every other male our generation who got married.

Cringe and bluepilled. I know so many men who have said exactly what you posted, and ended up homeless while their wife fucks niggers.

>Money > Pride

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Biz must be one of the most beta boards on 4channel.

When your pretend coins all fall to zero because the adults dont want them, and you have nothing left, im sure you can look back and congratulate yourself that you never had a wife to clear you out.

I choose option 2 because I cashed out in jan and Im not a cuck

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thats just confirmation bias. You guys know there are billions of people in the world, more than half of which are women. The handful of women you guys met dont represent the whole. Personally I'd say the ratio of bad women to good women I've met is probably... 4:1. Or around that. But just because there are shitty women it doesn't take away from the good ones. The truly good ones are out there, and you dont have to look like chad to get them. Just dont expect them to look like stacey, or else you are playing the same game as the people who gave you that mindset, and are just complaining about losing that small, shitty game.

I don't know why you live in this bizarre world where every woman is irresistibly attracted to black men. That's so far from the truth that it's hilarious. Black guys have to try so hard to score a white girl and often the best they can do is a 4/10 trailer trash white girl. Probably

Option two and short the market. Is this a real question? No wonder everyone on this board is poor as fuck.

>I don't know why you live in this bizarre world where every woman is irresistibly attracted to black men.
I don't think they are. I think that women fuck niggers because they think it's kinky to fuck some retarded violent thug (which they interpret as masculinity incarnate) after spending a few years with someone who is polite and mature (which they mistake as pussified and weak)

You've spent too much time in the basement masturbating to cuck porn, and too little time actually talking to women.

I think hes right that its a growing sentiment. Its not as common as he thinks though. the guy above said 1 in 20, I think its more like 1 in 15 or 1 in 10. Hes not totally crazy.

>when you look like a melted candle

Why are men allowed to have harems but not women? This is why Jow Forums will remain loveless incels regardless of how much money they have.

Biz seems convinced that 100% of marriages are
>Husband has to pay £££££ of wife throughout the marriage
>Wife does fuck all except take the money
>Wife fucks Tyrone
>Wife leaves husband
>Wife takes everything.

Of course these things happen, but the idea that is how a typical marriage goes is just childish.

Yea i dont think its typical of married life, or ever will be any time soon. But honestly you sound pretty old, maybe im reading you wrong, but for us younger folk the sentiment he talks about has been becoming increasingly common.

If we all converted to christianity there would be no more islam (or jews)

Im 29.

For a start, if you are in a position where you earn significantly more than your other half, then expect to be paying out to support a certain lifestyle. Whats the alternative? You drive a Ferrari and wear designer whilst she has no moeny? Clearly being super rich like that is an outlier though. For most people, finding a partner who earns roughly the same shouldnt be that much of a challenge and makes much more sense.

If you arent super rich, its not that easy for the woman to sit around and do fuck all whilst the man goes out to work and earns the money. Modern households are built around both people working. Its simply to expensive to get buy on one income now.

If she cheats, she cheats, But men are also in a position to cheat too. And if you have gone in to everything 50/50, and you come out of it 50/50 then so be it.

PLOT TWIST
the husband is actually gay, therefore explaining the lack of romance and his willingness to let the boyfriend move in. Now she fucks the boyfriend and the husband nails him after. What faggotry

Women are not property to trade. I will ask my wife what does she want. It’s her body, I can’t decide for her

Your bodies are property to human society which is absolutely fucked in the head and Spritually dieing
The next Avatars to emerge will make it look like Mussolini and Hitler took a peaceful walk in the park compared to the carnage to come.
Absolute Tribulation

>implying you can't bet on a bear market
>15% vs 95% spread

keep your wive, bet on bear market and make much greater gains. Problem?

you better kill yourself with your rotten views disgusting vile uglytard

I appricate beauty

Nothing but a sick world and society would compel you otherwise
Enjoy the farcade, it’s crumbling

this NEET gets it
its actually fucking obscene the amount of entitlement this cunt has

Incel spotted

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>option 2
>you actually know the direction of the market
>open 100x short on ethereum at 1200
>make b a n k

>relationship advice from incels

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You forgot to call me a Kike

I go with 2 and fuck everybody.

antisemitism is reserved for incels

*facade

Sell the btc then rape the fairy and kill HER boyfriend

Its possible because society gives women a pass on shit now and if anything encourage them to slut around.

BASED

excuse me sir, the term is countersemitism

Or 3rd option:
YOU rise to the level of a manlet, give her the middle finger (bonus points if after you kick her out she has an accident without anyone suspecting you), stop listening to fuders, learn ways to profit wether the crypto market is going up or down.

>I wouldn't trade my wife for a billion dollars
Yet 75% of all females do monkey branch for much less than that as long as she's not publicly humiliated.
>Anyone who would doesn't know what love is.
Love is nothing more than an enfatuated state of mind that can be changed at will with the snap of a finger (even altruistic one like your parents/children). Every woman knows that. hodling love is like hodling BTC... one moment is heaven, the next you're rekd... and there's far more losers than winners.

This

30 year old boomer here who has seen it all

You should read the about me section of her website, its like she's a caricature.

>Three of my favorite non-hat accessories are my Quisp Cereal watch, pink furry coat, and orange dotted chiffon scarf.

This old roastie is also a "happiness coach"

>simplycelebrate.net/coaching-all/

bros, how do I become the guy on the side? I want to cuck some married guy more than almost anything.

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>Decline her offer
>Short with 100x leverage
>Live like royalty with my beautiful wife

one is a mutually beneficial reproductive strategy (women get the sperm of the most alpha man, alpha man gets to spread his seed)
one is a biological aberration (a single woman can only bear so many children, and men who share a woman are betas)
you can invent all the pseudo-enlightened rationalisations that amount to empty nihilism, and you can get upset at this post; but the answer to the question "why" is: because healthy individuals instinctively reject what is against nature