Who 20 year old yoomer here?

SpongeBob SquarePants? Ray William Johnson on YouTube? The 2000s were a pretty lame decade.

kys public school outcast

When I was 14 I tried as hard as I could to be a boomer. Ten years later I try as hard as I can to be a zoomer.

>Born just a fraction too late to experience peak childhood in human history

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I work next to a school and I see all these faggot zoomers with pink and blue died hair and that faggot zoomer hairstyle. What a pussified generation damn.

kys capitalist alt-right retard

Why are our women such total trash? Is this what happenes when a post sexual revolution generation raises daughters? Absolutely trashy thots everywhere. Nobody dates anymore, they just hook up and fuck.

shit bait. kill yourself and get some new material leftypol counter signaler

Kys faggot

Imagine not growing up with Gameboy, PS1, PS2, Counter Strike, early 00's sports and an internet with no normies on it yet.

Everyone now is basically growing up to become an optimal NPC

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gen z started in 1995. The first zoomers played SNES and PS1 games.

Just try and picture 2010s nostalgia in the future, when kids today have grown up.

What will they remember fondly from this wretched decade?

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snapping their own memes without government laws involved, fidget spinners lasting 2 days before they're vilified, fortnite style games, and this weird thing called the "Eee You"

Zoomer starts in 2000 you faggot.

Nothing. 2005-2015 had absolutely nothing going for it.

2009-2012 was a great time to listen to hiphop.

Whats this thing? is the carly part a name, whats the i mean? is it from youtube or netflix or is it from television? What is the connection to i robot? Not zoomer here, i actually quit watching tv about the time you were born.

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A TV show about a web show staring 2 of "Open Wider" Schneider's cunnies.

But having books are materialistic user.

Snapchat, Fortnight, Xbox One, tik tok, Filthy Frank, PewDiePie, Jake Paul, Vines, iPhones, Minecraft, Instagrsm, blicky got the stiffy uh, all those other flavor of the month rappers.

Absolute degeneracy.

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Any other Schumer's here?

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duin duin yer maaaam

Yoomers are set moving forward. The graphics poster confirms your legitimacy, yoomers.

Goddamn kids. I graduated high school 20 years ago.

I'm a 25 year old boomer and I think Logan Paul is funnier than any comedian (which isn't saying a lot actually but still). The lighthearted chad character he plays is hilarious, and tons of people get triggered by him because he reminds them of their bully which makes it even funnier.

Right here.

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I was poor so I was basically a 90s kid

Who in the tapdancing fuck is jake paul

sigh, I miss being a 90's kid. No one will know what it's like to spend your computer time at school watching stickdeath. Or the birth of new grounds. The early internet was comfy, no one besides us will know just how much. Modding my ps1 and dreamcast. Playing goldeneye with friends and staying up late. Watching porno used to be a treat in the computer, so you would spank it to the late night softcore pornos. Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon didnt suck. Ultimate comfy...

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Men are biologically inclined to spread their seed to as many women as possible. While women were supposed to find the right one that will fend for her and family. This has now changed because we are no longer chimpanzees living in isolated communities of about 50 with only 25 other mateable choices. We live in a world connected with BILLIONS of other potential mates via internet. It's like you go to the super market and see the myriad of choices of mayo brands and cannot decide what to get, so you try each one until you know which tastes best for you. Same goes for people.

Chad and Sam wants to go out there and plant their seed as far as they can. Now Stacy and Jane are supposed to look for the right guy that can provide for them. Both Stacy and Jane see Chad and their nipple heads get stiff, where as looking at Sam, you get the point. So now it becomes a contest for both Stacy and Jane to get a Chad but because Stacy is the hotter chick, she gets to play it chill where as Jane needs to put out to even the playing field. But now even this is in the past.

Fast forward to the present. Stacy and Jane realizes that their past actions affected the equilibrium value between Chad and Sam, as it turns out Chad wasn't attending to the needs of our heroines after all. So they decided to give Sam a chance and he was great. The confidence boost turned Sam into a Chad. What an accomplishment after being neglected for so long! But now that Chad and Sam were so similar, thanks to technology, alcohol, and the gullibility of Stacy and Jane. The only way to find out the better one to providing for them as a family and now more importantly satisfying sexually, was to actually give them a go in bed.

Now you might be wondering where do we fall in this spectrum. Are we Chad or Sam? Answer is we are neither. Chad and Sam are guys that actually put themselves out there. Get to know, date, and fuck Janes and Staceys. We are user. Jane and Stacy has never heard of us before.

Thanks for the walk down memory lane. Unironically needed this. More plz?

what's the age range of a Yoomer?

9/11 and the aftermath was pretty cool

>Posts just a fraction too late to experience peak satan trips

I meant
>too early
Fuck.

That's all user. Saturday morning cartoons were the shit. Looney tunes and tom and Jerry were on fully uncensored. The original power rangers were on. Both Michael's were at the top of their game. The future seemed bright... Pokemon was popular and I used to play pokemon pogs with muh pals. Playing the first gameboy pokemons was fun as well. Kids actually played outside, I would leave the house in the mornings in summer and come back in the evenings for dinner. Schools were actually fun to be in. No helicopter schools/parents/government/police. The 90's were the shit.

90s were objectively the best generation. Early enough to experience early life without tech overload, but also late enough to see tech develop from really shitty to very advanced and appreciate every step of it. Damn I'm lucky to have my childhood

That was the last golden age to be a child in. From now on everything kids experience is artificial.

30 year old nigger reporting in. You guys have no idea what it's like...

>calling Tik Tok Musical.ly
Fucking boomer

>minecraft
This shit always boggles the mind.
I bought alpha for 10 dollars, forgot about it, then started seeing tshirts and all kinds of publicity.

I wish my children could experience the world as it was back then. Now I'm actually scared for the future world as I watch the fortnite generation. How the fuck are these kids going to inherit the earth? It all goes unironically down hill from now.

this is the first time i am seeing one of these generation pictures where i can connect to every photo

It'll work out. I wonder what the first zoomer president will be like.

20 year old here, pretty much all my female peers in my teens were carbon copy thots, and so many of the men were autist virgins. But I could forgive everything I have missed out on if I could just have a gf at some point before my female peers all want to settle down.

As a 30yo boomer I can say, some of you yoomers are alright and actually have more character than a lot of gen y, but is right that the mayority of the females are looking like anorexic instagram thots and boy must they have daddy issues... Getting hit on constantly and I look like a bulked up version of Hunter S. Thompson.

putting aside any sense of "comfy" in a world with less distractions, do you think that males my age growing up genuinely had a harder time socializing, particularly with women? or were I and the people who surrounded me just losers?

Absolute booma

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It's probably because you type like that. Maybe if you wrote normally things would be easier for you. Hope you don't speak the same way. Thots and virgins and femle peers, what the fuck is wrong with you? Can someone help this poor fella and rewrite his post for him?

>Be kid
>Be on vacation in Italy with family
>Bring gameboy
>Outside in a park
>See other kids playing football
>They ask if I want to join
>Then later they start playing pokemon too
>Take out my gameboy
>Agree to trade my Nidoking for Gengar
>Hangout with them the rest of the vacation time
>Join them at one of their houses, we all watched Dragon Ball Z on TV then played Tekken 3 on PS2, then went out to hangout at the park
>Never hear or see them again because no kikebook or instajew

I wonder how their lives went

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>Jane and Stacy has never heard of us before.

this

i used to complain alot about being a virgin loser, but i realised the fact that i haven't talked to a female around my age since high school (8 years ago), so i wasn't even trying

its too late now though, people form social connections in their youth, if i go out now, i would just be that creepy guy in the corner trying to fit in

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if this is not pasta it might become pasta now

relax, its just meme lingo. realistically, what I am saying is that with the advent of social media, it seemed like a particular type of woman became the focus of teen culture around that time. All of the guys my age, around my school, or on the internet seemed to be completely without luck socially. All of the girls had had sex a few times, but the median guy was still a virgin.

>the absolute state of yoomers
the hoomer is right, based and old simpsons - pilled

Yes, a lot of statistical work shows the average girl is having more sex with more partners, but the average boy has a higher and higher chance of remaining a virgin. Basiccally the 80/20 rule at work.

so is that really a trend with social media, or is social media just making it more obvious? that's why I'm trying to ask our 30yo boomerbros

I don't know.All the loosers I know where "chads" and loud mouths in their teens. Don't waste your time with women, get fit and educated. Don't go to college if you can. Do not get any women pregnant. Get a hobby or a runnig group or something. In about 5 years you will see the first loosers emerge.

>get fit
dont waste time on this, just be healthy and dont be a chubby, and you are fine

getting fit is a meme and a waste of time, unless you are trying to impress others(women)

No it’s definetly an increasing phenomanon. There were also male virgins in their 20’s in the past but the amount is now increasing exponentially

>All the loosers I know where "chads" and loud mouths in their teens.
that is somewhat expected from what I have seen in those a good bit older than me, but this isn't about being "chad", I just wanted to at least have a date once, to hold hands or something. I don't even want lamboland, I just have to keep increasing my value as demanded wealth increases as a man ages.

Ah the 90s, Captain Planet and Snow - Informer. The decade that convinced white people that they shouldn't procreate and niggers are noble savages. Great memories.