IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON-EYE JOE

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON-EYE JOE
I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, WHERE DID YOU GO?
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON-EYE JOE?

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kek. you have to question anyone that would agree to do that shit

You're getting paid to dance man, thats better than most people do. Its ridiculous af but why do you care?

kek, and straight to the point, wagie, kek

unironically thinking of applying for a job at my friendly local Texas Roadhouse. Just imagine all the fun you'd have, and pretty waitresses to flirt with. Unlimited peanuts all you can eat! And I would get my own order of Rattlesnake Bites on every lunch break.

Because of something called "Pride". Ya know, that thing you had before they took your balls out and replaced them with automated soidispensers?

>be a college kid
>want to get some cash on the side
>also want to socialize
>also want to a chance to be in company with decent looking waitresses
>find a comfy job where you even get to dance with the waitresses
>end up being ridiculed by a board of NEETs who waste their neetbux on pretend money

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>neetbux
new here, what are neetbux?

>working at a restaurant
>pride
Lmfao your parents fucked you up.

White people get neetbux
Niggers get gibs

Get out and never come back

so welfare?

Did I offend you young man?

stop being such a dick

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>New here
As the other user said, leave and never look back, it's for your own financial good.

The onions has overrun your brain completely

Same as texas roadhouse, only you dance and screech once a month or two for Dr.Goldberg. Rest is paid vacation

DELETe

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WHY CAN'T I GET A FUCKING BREAK!!

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Every time I go to Caine’s chicken I can’t help but cringe and feel sorry for the wagies that have to say “Hey hey hey do you want some chicken today?” Or some other dumb slogan to every customer. Literally does Mr.Shekelstein sit in the corporate board room and think of ways he can break the spirit even further of his employees? “I know! We can have the wage slaves sing and dance like a money with his symbols for his minimum wage!”

It’s the fucking zoomer marketing departments that come up with this shit

apu in the backround really makes it even better

cant wait for bizonaccis video on this

I thank God every day that I'm no longer in a retail environment