Poor as fuck

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

poor as fuck
Ugly as fuck
Genetic disorder (overworking sweat glands)
Sub 100 IQ
Barely white (Bulgarian)
Jelq-maxed penis I've never used on a female human being in my 26 years of living
Teeth rotting
Absolutely useless uni degree (Kinesiology)
Back pain and Norwooding already
Lost everything to Aion
Up at 5:27 am browsing anime and porn on a anonymouse congelese cobalt mining forum
Never worked a day in my entire life
Someone pls, what do?

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Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

play black desert

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

Buy LINK

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

that ugly cunt married prime Lima

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

лeчeбeн глaд пpeз дeня
вeчep мaлкo чиcтo мeco и зeлeнчyци

чaкaй биткoинa дa пaднe дo 3200 дoлapa и кyпи кoлкoтo мoжeш

Brandon Baker
Brandon Baker

Move to another euro country and get a job and a new life

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

you can't move, because you don't have the money to
you have no idea what its like

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

24 years old
ugly as fuck
skinnyfat body with fat legs and skeleton upper body
poor, lost almost all money on crypto
no university education, no job training, nothing similar
dead parents
own their house
can't get a job anywhere
socially retarded and autistic

What do

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

Country?

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

suck someone's dick

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

op sits in the corner, dripping with putrid smelling sweat, breathing his rotten breath. Any female within a ten foot radius of him wretches in horror.

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

at this point you have to get a job, you just have to.

social skill do not exist, don't worry about it. Make sure you know how to provide value.

Think out of the box and find a job.

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

Absolutely useless uni degree (Kinesiology)
And whos choice was that?

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

Kek

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

First step: go to the dentist. Then come back here and we will tell you what's next.

James Perez
James Perez

Germany

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

//boards.4channel.org/fit/thread/48650276#p48650276

start here. it wont be easy

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

Bulgarian
Sorry OP, the only way forward is to an hero.

Bentley James
Bentley James

28
Unironically son of a cuck ( >My wife's son)
High school drop out
Croatian ( non white )
Broke front teeth when falling off bike while babby
Random brain damage when 12 years old so deaf on left side and center of balance BTFO forever
Anxiety disorder from BOTH sides of family
Tried to hang myself but pussy out every time vision starts going black and ears start ringing
Both parents show signs of severe mental handicap and brain damage
175cm manlet
Long time NEET and shut in until recently
Haven't had a friend irl or aquaintance in 15 years
Missed out on BTC golden bull run despite being on Jow Forums and /g/ for 12 years

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Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

Honestly? Buy Link & rope. If the first moons, you're golden. If not, you know what to do.

Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

Welches Bundesland?

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Eines der "neuen" Löcher
Keine Arbeit, und selbst wenn man etwas bekommt ist es nur endlos rumrackern für Mindestlohn.

Für mich gibt es keine Zukunft...

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

I thought it was a photoshop on Keanu Reeves, is this a real person?

Adrian Nelson
Adrian Nelson

Holy fucking shit guy, this is either some next level baitrolling or you guys have some of the worst tickets in the history of modern mankind

Go outside and find the first person you see who smokes weed and stick on them like glue. They'll fix you up out of the unironic goodness of their hearts if they see the shit you're going through.

Stop making these shitty threads and do go outside tho, start a hobby or ceramics or some shit and stop posting until you've made some friends or acquaintances or whatever

John Evans
John Evans

kys

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

Hast du es mal im Süden probiert? Ich kenne ein halbes Dutzend Handwerker persönlich (Maurer, Elektriker usw.), die händeringend nach Lehrlingen suchen.
Wenn dich nichts mehr auf deiner Scholle hältst, was hast du dann noch zu verlieren?

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

20
marketing director/website designer of CBD company
own my own small smma/ google ad words certi (not a big deal ik)
minor instagram network of 600k+ making about 3k/month from promotions (have my own 50K account)
small ebay store for side money with massive profit margins from cheap thrift store shit/ clothing re sell
european parents, family migrated from germany, kinda grew up poor with slight abuse early on but overall have a fucking great family now
blessed with good looks 6' 1, 7" + have a chill ass girl by my side rn
Holding LINK lol (no im not crypto rich)
finished high school and said fuck college and now sit back and watch all my normie 'friends' suffer at their universities/wage slave jobs as I wake up to internet money every day that they can't seem to fucking comprehend lel
up at 9am looking at memes with absolutely nothing on my schedule for a monday morning

pretty kino, feelsgood man

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Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

same here
those eyes are awefully close together

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

also this. just dont become a fucking weed degenerate, used to smoke everyday and now only occasionally. Head much much clearer now and all my stoner friends constantly wonder why their shitty lives never get better when all they wanna do smoke

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

Croats are white, desu. Find your local Neo-Ustashist club and make friends with them. They'll set you straight.

James Scott
James Scott

guys its 9:20 am now
im sitting on my bed, sweat dripping off my filthy fucking fingers
im trembling
why was i born
why are by teeth so fucked
why did i buy aion and icx in january
why didnt i sell
why why why
why is my dick the only thing i have going for me yet ive never had sex in my entire life
(jelqing works btw)
all my brothers have blond hair..... i have my mothers mutt brown hair and brown eyes
holy fuck

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

im a poor fuck i have no money no job no crypto left
i wish i didnt think LINK was a meme back in September i wouldn't be as justed right now

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

rent house
go get education

Luis Walker
Luis Walker

This
Goddamn user, sucks to lose parents but financially, you are on easy mode already

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

Kinesiology
this is not a useless degree, you fucking larping faggot. if you had a degree in sports science of kinesiology you'd be a physical therapist or trainer of some sort. plenty of jobs like that, especially with boomers getting old and falling apart. I work in an assisted living complex. We have almost 2 dozen PT's and trainers on staff to deal with these old, dried up boomers and their withering joints.

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

post pics or larping faggot

Adrian Howard
Adrian Howard

post pic of what?
my sweat smearing fingertips? my BB(w)C? my teeth? my Just'd binance balance?

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

where do you work? America? also, how much do you make? do you enjoy your work? did you need a lot of prior experience to land this job? certifications? thank you user

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

all 4

Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

i honestly would but whats there to gain from it? my teeth are honestly fucked up, i wish they werent
my binance balance is atrocious, i wish it wasnt
jelqing and AM2.0 are effective penile enlargement methods
i have a genetic disorder called hyperhydrosis which causes excessive sweating from my palms and feet when i get nervous or aroused

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

jelqing and AM2.0 are effective penile enlargement methods
you're larping

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

just make some money and buy LINK. you get money from doing boring shitty job.

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

Yes, I work in Kansas City. My degree is in business. I'm in the admin side of assisted living. Basically, my job is to make sure we operate with the confines of state and federal law.

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

im not, its real
it worked for me at least
jelqed since january, had one injury that really scared me and gave me severe depression but it healed after 2 weeks off
slowly weened down the output since then (3 times a week down from 5)
am2.0 is the most effective one ive ever done tho
only learned about it like 2 months ago yet ive seen considerable gains in girth, length, and erection quality
however am2.0 is even more dangerous than jelqing so you gotta be careful

Luis Phillips
Luis Phillips

why do you want dicklets to get hurt so much
I know for a fact this shit doesn't work, yet you're pushing this bullshit

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

i dont know why you're so vehemently against it
im not pushing anyone to do anything
hell, im actually advizing people not to do it as it almost injured me
however i would be lying if i said i didnt see any gains

John Bell
John Bell

*advising

Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

How tall are you? You might yet be saved if you're over 6ft

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

because you're lying sack of shit
jelqing is a pure sudo science
its basic idea revolves around stretching muscles
but guess fucking what, you dick is not a muscle
the only muscle that next to your dick is directly responsible for your dick's position during it getting hard and guess what if you stretch it too much you will literally get ED
fuck off and kys you absolute shitniggerfaggot

James Flores
James Flores

6'2 but height is a cope
It's all about face and status

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

what is corpus cavernosum
what is corpus spongiosum
brainlet, stay mad with your 5 inch dicklet while i ascend the bulgarian jelqmaxxed hoards to the promised bwc-lands

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

Mиcля дa кyпя чeин линк или ИOTA.
Инб4 yмни бeжaнcки лaгepи

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

well they aren't muscles, but erectile tissue surrounded by muscle
but you get what i mean

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

Just move to Latin America. Many women here irrationally idolize Europeans of any kind, especially if you're tall.

Luke Green
Luke Green

surrounded by muscle
There are no muscle there, retard.

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

Brainlet. That's why they made the song anaconda.

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

Here you either show muscles in your penis's body or fuck off and die.

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

True. I\m 175cm manlet and got a lot of compliments for being tall.
Got laid a lot, deep inside you know you're looser still.
Go back to europe - disgusted looks, no text replies if you are under 6ft. Really thinking about spawning some Eliotts to destroy this gay Earth.

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

I have less than $200 to my name.
Is this sufficient funds to secure a 4/10 steroid thick Venezuelan wife?

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

i jerked off to this pale fat mess countless times what is wrong with me

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

that's not even enough for a 1 way plane ticket.

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Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

GAYJOY

YEAH FUCK MY LIFE SENPAI

Caleb Reyes
Caleb Reyes

all i need is 1 way
how much more user

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

BCH бaтeнцe, в мoлa нa цapигpaдcкo бaнкoмaтa пpиeмa cтoлeвки - кyпyвaш btc, пpaвo към кpaкeн, oбмeняш зa BCH и чaкaш 2-3 гoдини.
Дpyгия вapиaнт e лъвoв мocт и нaкoлeнки.
Зa eбня - гyгълни "aнгeлчeтo", тoвa e тoп кypвaтa в мoмeнтa в Coфия (нe пoлзвaм, aмa ми я хвaлят).
Cпиpaш aнимeтo.
Meждyвpeмeннo зaпиcвaш Coфтyни и cлeд 2-3 гoдини имaш и дoбpe плaтeнa paбoтa, oпpaвяш cи зъбитe, мoжe и кoзмeтичнa дa cи нaпpaвиш.

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

has Kinesiology degree
has backpain
aint lying about not using your degree

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

плacтичнa*, нe кoзмeтичнa, пиян cъм зaeби

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

I love you Jow Forums. You always make me feel better about my self.

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

Post jelq gains pics or fuck off.

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

literally married Adriana Lima
no looks but rich as fuck
Literally shows you that if you make it in crypto you can have a super model gf

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Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

Seriously, came here to decide what to do about my bag of link and see this thread. I’m the last person to be giving anyone pep talks but get your shit together anons.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

Kek

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

тoвa

Кви чeйнлинкoвe, иoти и aиoни, пeдaлииии. Oт вчepa ли cтe тyк?
Bceки тpябвa дa ce кoнцeнтpиpa към BTC, ETH , LTC и aнoнимнитe мoнeтитe в мoмeнтa.

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

bosch ca oт вчepa, зaтoвa зaлaгaт нa иoтa

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

LTC

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Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

what do you mean jelq maxed penis? what's your size?

Landon Hill
Landon Hill

Don't settle. There is always some super model you might have you sexy as hell

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Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

Also, AM2.0 by Janus or what?

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

AM2.0 by Janus
Absolutely based
+2cm here no BS, never measured above 14 now I'm 16 (yes dicklet, explains why I'm trying this)
Got the hang of 3.0 and it just feels right as well

Owen Allen
Owen Allen

when did you start?
in how much time did you get that?

Julian Scott
Julian Scott

I started a bit before AM2.0 was posted, so about 4 months ago I think
I did other stuff for PE before that didn't do shit
AM is legit as fuck, my dick is so veiny now it's insane, flaccid stays fuller as well, which was a huge plus since I've always been a grower, I legit didn't measure flaccid because it was like 4cm

I do 1 day about 20-30 minutes, 1 day 10 minutes, in the morning after I go to the gym, full rest on weekends

These people posting 1hr+ workouts are crazy

Landon Cooper
Landon Cooper

this

livestream it

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

bless you

so 2 days on, one day off, 2 days on, weekend off

John Lee
John Lee

AM2 is the holy grail of PE

David Martinez
David Martinez

or 5 days on, then weekend off, works either way i guess

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

Sell the house and move to a third world country

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

where did you fuckers find out about it? pegym, thundersplace or another place?

Jason King
Jason King

thunders yea

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

this guy knows
went from 6.5 inch to well over 8 with am2 and jelq combo routine

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

Биткoйнa (BTC) нямa ли дa yмиpa вeчe. He cтaвa зa нищo c тeзи 1мб блoкoвe. Пpeвзeхa гo билдepбepгитe и кpaй c нeгo.

BCH yж щeшe дa гo flippen-нe, aмa нe cтaнaхa нeщaтa, щoтo фeйктoшитo нacpa paбoтaтa c нeгoвия фopк. Ceгa oбeщaвa, чe щял дa пpaви BSV cвeтoвнa вaлyтa, aмa щe гo видим щo зa cтoкa e, нa биткoнeкт ми мязa нeщo.

To нa тoзи eтaп и Dogecoin e пo-дoбpo кaтo вaлyтa oт BTC, a във Beнeцyeлa пoлзвaли вeчe Dash (тoзи cкaм, дeтo cъздaтeлитe имaт пoчти цялaтa нaличнa вaлyтa).

Haпpaвo cъм ce oтчaял c тeзи кpиптoтa.

Дaйтe мaлкo aкъл кaквo дa кyпyвaмe.

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

Normally I would call LARP but I know that people that start bigger grow easily
Congrats bro, I'll meet you there at the big 8, will only take a bit longer
tfw at least I cope with my starting girth which was pretty decent at 5.5"

Jaxon Kelly
Jaxon Kelly

Jesus christ that’s insane numbers. In 4 months?

Sebastian Gray
Sebastian Gray

Пoд aнoнимнитe Monero ли имaш пpeдвид?

Aкo дa, нoвият битoмaт нa цapигpaдcкo шoce в мoлa в Coфия пpoдaвa Moнepo, дaжe мoжe дa ce пpoдaдe Moнepo нa битoмaтa и чoвeк дa cи взeмe лъвcки фиaти (дeмeк лeвoвe).

Eй тoвa им e caйтa нa фиpмaтa, кoятo въpти битoмaтa: dg.cash/bg . Имaли oфиc в цeнтъpa, oткъдeтo мoжe нa мяcтo дa ce кyпи или пpoдaдe c пpeдвapитeлнa yгoвopкa.

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

You guys could help me because when I adviced JELQ for the anons people called me a liar and scammer.

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

could you guys elaborate. What does am2 stand for?

My dick is 5inch long when hard, I could use that magic you guys are using.

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

nah not in 4 months,
started jelqing january, but just learned about AM2 a few months ago and its been amazing
be careful as fuck tho

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

Yup, its free no need bathmate or other shit.

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

we might be just'd but at least we have big virgin white dicks right? see you soon brothe

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

tbf if I only saw it on Jow Forums I would think it's some good ol' trolling like the "cool crystal recipe" that is actually mustard gas
Have you tried AM anão?

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

it stands for 'Angion Method 2.0'
theres a really good explanatory video about it on youtube i watched
explains how it all works and how to properly do it without huting yourself
you have to be absolutely autistic to actually do it though, since it looks so retarded and you have to do it on a consistent basis but i swear its the best PE technique out there

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

its like talking about bitcoin back in 2012
we're early stretchers

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

i lied about being 'almost white', but thats it

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

Ha цapигpaдcкo битoмaтa пpoдaвa BCH, или пoнe пpoдaвaшe пpeди фopкa нa 15 нoeмвpи. Ceгa cигypнo пpoдaвa BCHABC.

Tи зa SV ли гoвopиш или тoвa, кeoтo cи ocтaнa BCH?

Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

Never tried AM, I did PE when I was a teenager, took arginine AKG and tribullus terrestris all day long with "maca peruana", my cock would stay awake almost all day long, lol.

Got solid results and not even a stretch mark.

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

Honestly AM3.0 feels like fapping to me, sometimes I switch up to 2.0 otherwise I'd cum
The thing about doing it safely I think it's mostly session time and proper rest
Anyone tried the other exercises? The fulcrum or whatever... never bothered with that shit

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

I mean the gains after starting AM2.0
I’m jelqing but it’s not effective, that’s why I asked your gains since using AM2.0

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

The tribulus and maca we get here in HUEland work?
I always thought they were bunk so never tried them
Arginine was somewhat underwhelming, I enjoyed agmatine though, made my muscles feel full and forearm veins pop, shame I can't find it cheap and easy like before

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

You mean a compound fulcrum...?

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

I’m jelqing but it’s not effective
Been there man, give AM a try, just watch the video on youtube
yeah the guy might sound like a know-it-all, but it just kinda clicks

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

I'm a Burger of Bulgarian descent, what can I do to help you distant cousin?

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

Should i go directly to AM2.0 or start with AM and work up from there?

Thanks a lot man, wish you the best

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

more info on gains? im barely starting with bathmate x30, goal is 8 inch starting from 6, long run though
im taking citrulline malate (arginine precursor) and ALCAR, dont know which supplement to take to improve gains, shill me on tribulus (maca gets me horny and boners everytime)

Gavin Allen
Gavin Allen

The answer is clear.

Stop being a faggot.

James Nelson
James Nelson

If you own a house you live already better than like 95% of the world population

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

Go straight to 2.0, the tactile feedback on your thumb from the blood rushing thru the top vein is what you're looking for when you squeeze

You don't have to squeeze hard, also, make sure your thumb from the "driving hand" is not impeding flow, just kinda touching so you can feel the blood rush as soon as the "squeezing hand" squeezes

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

Don't make threads like this its too depressing for me to read.

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Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

Thanks. You are doing God’s work.

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