poor as fuck
Ugly as fuck
Genetic disorder (overworking sweat glands)
Sub 100 IQ
Barely white (Bulgarian)
Jelq-maxed penis I've never used on a female human being in my 26 years of living
Absolutely useless uni degree (Kinesiology)
Back pain and Norwooding already
Lost everything to Aion
Up at 5:27 am browsing anime and porn on a anonymouse congelese cobalt mining forum
Never worked a day in my entire life
Someone pls, what do?
Poor as fuck
poor as fuck
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лeчeбeн глaд пpeз дeня
вeчep мaлкo чиcтo мeco и зeлeнчyци
чaкaй биткoинa дa пaднe дo 3200 дoлapa и кyпи кoлкoтo мoжeш
Move to another euro country and get a job and a new life
you can't move, because you don't have the money to
you have no idea what its like
24 years old
ugly as fuck
skinnyfat body with fat legs and skeleton upper body
poor, lost almost all money on crypto
no university education, no job training, nothing similar
own their house
can't get a job anywhere
socially retarded and autistic
suck someone's dick
op sits in the corner, dripping with putrid smelling sweat, breathing his rotten breath. Any female within a ten foot radius of him wretches in horror.
at this point you have to get a job, you just have to.
social skill do not exist, don't worry about it. Make sure you know how to provide value.
Think out of the box and find a job.
Absolutely useless uni degree (Kinesiology)
And whos choice was that?
First step: go to the dentist. Then come back here and we will tell you what's next.
start here. it wont be easy
Sorry OP, the only way forward is to an hero.
Unironically son of a cuck ( >My wife's son)
High school drop out
Croatian ( non white )
Broke front teeth when falling off bike while babby
Random brain damage when 12 years old so deaf on left side and center of balance BTFO forever
Anxiety disorder from BOTH sides of family
Tried to hang myself but pussy out every time vision starts going black and ears start ringing
Both parents show signs of severe mental handicap and brain damage
Long time NEET and shut in until recently
Haven't had a friend irl or aquaintance in 15 years
Missed out on BTC golden bull run despite being on Jow Forums and /g/ for 12 years
Honestly? Buy Link & rope. If the first moons, you're golden. If not, you know what to do.
Eines der "neuen" Löcher
Keine Arbeit, und selbst wenn man etwas bekommt ist es nur endlos rumrackern für Mindestlohn.
Für mich gibt es keine Zukunft...
I thought it was a photoshop on Keanu Reeves, is this a real person?
Holy fucking shit guy, this is either some next level baitrolling or you guys have some of the worst tickets in the history of modern mankind
Go outside and find the first person you see who smokes weed and stick on them like glue. They'll fix you up out of the unironic goodness of their hearts if they see the shit you're going through.
Stop making these shitty threads and do go outside tho, start a hobby or ceramics or some shit and stop posting until you've made some friends or acquaintances or whatever
Hast du es mal im Süden probiert? Ich kenne ein halbes Dutzend Handwerker persönlich (Maurer, Elektriker usw.), die händeringend nach Lehrlingen suchen.
Wenn dich nichts mehr auf deiner Scholle hältst, was hast du dann noch zu verlieren?
marketing director/website designer of CBD company
own my own small smma/ google ad words certi (not a big deal ik)
minor instagram network of 600k+ making about 3k/month from promotions (have my own 50K account)
small ebay store for side money with massive profit margins from cheap thrift store shit/ clothing re sell
european parents, family migrated from germany, kinda grew up poor with slight abuse early on but overall have a fucking great family now
blessed with good looks 6' 1, 7" + have a chill ass girl by my side rn
Holding LINK lol (no im not crypto rich)
finished high school and said fuck college and now sit back and watch all my normie 'friends' suffer at their universities/wage slave jobs as I wake up to internet money every day that they can't seem to fucking comprehend lel
up at 9am looking at memes with absolutely nothing on my schedule for a monday morning
pretty kino, feelsgood man
those eyes are awefully close together
also this. just dont become a fucking weed degenerate, used to smoke everyday and now only occasionally. Head much much clearer now and all my stoner friends constantly wonder why their shitty lives never get better when all they wanna do smoke
Croats are white, desu. Find your local Neo-Ustashist club and make friends with them. They'll set you straight.
guys its 9:20 am now
im sitting on my bed, sweat dripping off my filthy fucking fingers
why was i born
why are by teeth so fucked
why did i buy aion and icx in january
why didnt i sell
why why why
why is my dick the only thing i have going for me yet ive never had sex in my entire life
(jelqing works btw)
all my brothers have blond hair..... i have my mothers mutt brown hair and brown eyes
im a poor fuck i have no money no job no crypto left
i wish i didnt think LINK was a meme back in September i wouldn't be as justed right now
go get education
Goddamn user, sucks to lose parents but financially, you are on easy mode already
this is not a useless degree, you fucking larping faggot. if you had a degree in sports science of kinesiology you'd be a physical therapist or trainer of some sort. plenty of jobs like that, especially with boomers getting old and falling apart. I work in an assisted living complex. We have almost 2 dozen PT's and trainers on staff to deal with these old, dried up boomers and their withering joints.
post pics or larping faggot
post pic of what?
my sweat smearing fingertips? my BB(w)C? my teeth? my Just'd binance balance?
where do you work? America? also, how much do you make? do you enjoy your work? did you need a lot of prior experience to land this job? certifications? thank you user
i honestly would but whats there to gain from it? my teeth are honestly fucked up, i wish they werent
my binance balance is atrocious, i wish it wasnt
jelqing and AM2.0 are effective penile enlargement methods
i have a genetic disorder called hyperhydrosis which causes excessive sweating from my palms and feet when i get nervous or aroused
jelqing and AM2.0 are effective penile enlargement methods
just make some money and buy LINK. you get money from doing boring shitty job.
Yes, I work in Kansas City. My degree is in business. I'm in the admin side of assisted living. Basically, my job is to make sure we operate with the confines of state and federal law.
im not, its real
it worked for me at least
jelqed since january, had one injury that really scared me and gave me severe depression but it healed after 2 weeks off
slowly weened down the output since then (3 times a week down from 5)
am2.0 is the most effective one ive ever done tho
only learned about it like 2 months ago yet ive seen considerable gains in girth, length, and erection quality
however am2.0 is even more dangerous than jelqing so you gotta be careful
why do you want dicklets to get hurt so much
I know for a fact this shit doesn't work, yet you're pushing this bullshit
i dont know why you're so vehemently against it
im not pushing anyone to do anything
hell, im actually advizing people not to do it as it almost injured me
however i would be lying if i said i didnt see any gains
How tall are you? You might yet be saved if you're over 6ft
because you're lying sack of shit
jelqing is a pure sudo science
its basic idea revolves around stretching muscles
but guess fucking what, you dick is not a muscle
the only muscle that next to your dick is directly responsible for your dick's position during it getting hard and guess what if you stretch it too much you will literally get ED
fuck off and kys you absolute shitniggerfaggot
6'2 but height is a cope
It's all about face and status
what is corpus cavernosum
what is corpus spongiosum
brainlet, stay mad with your 5 inch dicklet while i ascend the bulgarian jelqmaxxed hoards to the promised bwc-lands
Mиcля дa кyпя чeин линк или ИOTA.
Инб4 yмни бeжaнcки лaгepи
well they aren't muscles, but erectile tissue surrounded by muscle
but you get what i mean
Just move to Latin America. Many women here irrationally idolize Europeans of any kind, especially if you're tall.
surrounded by muscle
There are no muscle there, retard.
Brainlet. That's why they made the song anaconda.
Here you either show muscles in your penis's body or fuck off and die.
True. I\m 175cm manlet and got a lot of compliments for being tall.
Got laid a lot, deep inside you know you're looser still.
Go back to europe - disgusted looks, no text replies if you are under 6ft. Really thinking about spawning some Eliotts to destroy this gay Earth.
I have less than $200 to my name.
Is this sufficient funds to secure a 4/10 steroid thick Venezuelan wife?
i jerked off to this pale fat mess countless times what is wrong with me
that's not even enough for a 1 way plane ticket.
YEAH FUCK MY LIFE SENPAI
all i need is 1 way
how much more user
BCH бaтeнцe, в мoлa нa цapигpaдcкo бaнкoмaтa пpиeмa cтoлeвки - кyпyвaш btc, пpaвo към кpaкeн, oбмeняш зa BCH и чaкaш 2-3 гoдини.
Дpyгия вapиaнт e лъвoв мocт и нaкoлeнки.
Зa eбня - гyгълни "aнгeлчeтo", тoвa e тoп кypвaтa в мoмeнтa в Coфия (нe пoлзвaм, aмa ми я хвaлят).
Meждyвpeмeннo зaпиcвaш Coфтyни и cлeд 2-3 гoдини имaш и дoбpe плaтeнa paбoтa, oпpaвяш cи зъбитe, мoжe и кoзмeтичнa дa cи нaпpaвиш.
has Kinesiology degree
aint lying about not using your degree
плacтичнa*, нe кoзмeтичнa, пиян cъм зaeби
I love you Jow Forums. You always make me feel better about my self.
Post jelq gains pics or fuck off.
literally married Adriana Lima
no looks but rich as fuck
Literally shows you that if you make it in crypto you can have a super model gf
Seriously, came here to decide what to do about my bag of link and see this thread. I’m the last person to be giving anyone pep talks but get your shit together anons.
Кви чeйнлинкoвe, иoти и aиoни, пeдaлииии. Oт вчepa ли cтe тyк?
Bceки тpябвa дa ce кoнцeнтpиpa към BTC, ETH , LTC и aнoнимнитe мoнeтитe в мoмeнтa.
bosch ca oт вчepa, зaтoвa зaлaгaт нa иoтa
what do you mean jelq maxed penis? what's your size?
Don't settle. There is always some super model you might have you sexy as hell
Also, AM2.0 by Janus or what?
AM2.0 by Janus
+2cm here no BS, never measured above 14 now I'm 16 (yes dicklet, explains why I'm trying this)
Got the hang of 3.0 and it just feels right as well
when did you start?
in how much time did you get that?
I started a bit before AM2.0 was posted, so about 4 months ago I think
I did other stuff for PE before that didn't do shit
AM is legit as fuck, my dick is so veiny now it's insane, flaccid stays fuller as well, which was a huge plus since I've always been a grower, I legit didn't measure flaccid because it was like 4cm
I do 1 day about 20-30 minutes, 1 day 10 minutes, in the morning after I go to the gym, full rest on weekends
These people posting 1hr+ workouts are crazy
so 2 days on, one day off, 2 days on, weekend off
AM2 is the holy grail of PE
or 5 days on, then weekend off, works either way i guess
Sell the house and move to a third world country
where did you fuckers find out about it? pegym, thundersplace or another place?
this guy knows
went from 6.5 inch to well over 8 with am2 and jelq combo routine
Биткoйнa (BTC) нямa ли дa yмиpa вeчe. He cтaвa зa нищo c тeзи 1мб блoкoвe. Пpeвзeхa гo билдepбepгитe и кpaй c нeгo.
BCH yж щeшe дa гo flippen-нe, aмa нe cтaнaхa нeщaтa, щoтo фeйктoшитo нacpa paбoтaтa c нeгoвия фopк. Ceгa oбeщaвa, чe щял дa пpaви BSV cвeтoвнa вaлyтa, aмa щe гo видим щo зa cтoкa e, нa биткoнeкт ми мязa нeщo.
To нa тoзи eтaп и Dogecoin e пo-дoбpo кaтo вaлyтa oт BTC, a във Beнeцyeлa пoлзвaли вeчe Dash (тoзи cкaм, дeтo cъздaтeлитe имaт пoчти цялaтa нaличнa вaлyтa).
Haпpaвo cъм ce oтчaял c тeзи кpиптoтa.
Дaйтe мaлкo aкъл кaквo дa кyпyвaмe.
Normally I would call LARP but I know that people that start bigger grow easily
Congrats bro, I'll meet you there at the big 8, will only take a bit longer
tfw at least I cope with my starting girth which was pretty decent at 5.5"
Jesus christ that’s insane numbers. In 4 months?
Пoд aнoнимнитe Monero ли имaш пpeдвид?
Aкo дa, нoвият битoмaт нa цapигpaдcкo шoce в мoлa в Coфия пpoдaвa Moнepo, дaжe мoжe дa ce пpoдaдe Moнepo нa битoмaтa и чoвeк дa cи взeмe лъвcки фиaти (дeмeк лeвoвe).
Eй тoвa им e caйтa нa фиpмaтa, кoятo въpти битoмaтa: dg.cash
You guys could help me because when I adviced JELQ for the anons people called me a liar and scammer.
could you guys elaborate. What does am2 stand for?
My dick is 5inch long when hard, I could use that magic you guys are using.
nah not in 4 months,
started jelqing january, but just learned about AM2 a few months ago and its been amazing
be careful as fuck tho
Yup, its free no need bathmate or other shit.
we might be just'd but at least we have big virgin white dicks right? see you soon brothe
tbf if I only saw it on Jow Forums I would think it's some good ol' trolling like the "cool crystal recipe" that is actually mustard gas
Have you tried AM anão?
it stands for 'Angion Method 2.0'
theres a really good explanatory video about it on youtube i watched
explains how it all works and how to properly do it without huting yourself
you have to be absolutely autistic to actually do it though, since it looks so retarded and you have to do it on a consistent basis but i swear its the best PE technique out there
its like talking about bitcoin back in 2012
we're early stretchers
i lied about being 'almost white', but thats it
Ha цapигpaдcкo битoмaтa пpoдaвa BCH, или пoнe пpoдaвaшe пpeди фopкa нa 15 нoeмвpи. Ceгa cигypнo пpoдaвa BCHABC.
Tи зa SV ли гoвopиш или тoвa, кeoтo cи ocтaнa BCH?
Never tried AM, I did PE when I was a teenager, took arginine AKG and tribullus terrestris all day long with "maca peruana", my cock would stay awake almost all day long, lol.
Got solid results and not even a stretch mark.
Honestly AM3.0 feels like fapping to me, sometimes I switch up to 2.0 otherwise I'd cum
The thing about doing it safely I think it's mostly session time and proper rest
Anyone tried the other exercises? The fulcrum or whatever... never bothered with that shit
I mean the gains after starting AM2.0
I’m jelqing but it’s not effective, that’s why I asked your gains since using AM2.0
The tribulus and maca we get here in HUEland work?
I always thought they were bunk so never tried them
Arginine was somewhat underwhelming, I enjoyed agmatine though, made my muscles feel full and forearm veins pop, shame I can't find it cheap and easy like before
You mean a compound fulcrum...?
I’m jelqing but it’s not effective
Been there man, give AM a try, just watch the video on youtube
yeah the guy might sound like a know-it-all, but it just kinda clicks
I'm a Burger of Bulgarian descent, what can I do to help you distant cousin?
Should i go directly to AM2.0 or start with AM and work up from there?
Thanks a lot man, wish you the best
more info on gains? im barely starting with bathmate x30, goal is 8 inch starting from 6, long run though
im taking citrulline malate (arginine precursor) and ALCAR, dont know which supplement to take to improve gains, shill me on tribulus (maca gets me horny and boners everytime)
The answer is clear.
Stop being a faggot.
If you own a house you live already better than like 95% of the world population
Go straight to 2.0, the tactile feedback on your thumb from the blood rushing thru the top vein is what you're looking for when you squeeze
You don't have to squeeze hard, also, make sure your thumb from the "driving hand" is not impeding flow, just kinda touching so you can feel the blood rush as soon as the "squeezing hand" squeezes
Don't make threads like this its too depressing for me to read.
Thanks. You are doing God’s work.