/smg/ - Stock Market General

SPY sub 260 celebration edition

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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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first for losing all money

>DOW under 24k

Can't wait for the lunch hour dump.

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Thinking of buying some $LAND for long term. Thoughts?

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So glad my retirement is safe on the ma......

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It's over for SPYcels

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Reminder this is what those of us in the industry call a buying opportunity.

me as more losses come.

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>"in the industry"

Get the fuck out of here tripfag idiot. No one cares about your neet opinion.

check'd, but DB and GE are literally going out of business with no bail

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go fuck your self.

Go ahead.

No one in the industry is buying - its literally just morons trying to catch knives at this point.

glad I have someone to buy my contracts though, thanks

>in the industry
You have a nametag on Jow Forums. Hard to take anything you say serious

>has naked puts on (((Deutsche Bank)))

Feels good man. Why doesn’t literally everyone do this? It’s basically free money.

This is the power of German engineering

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

baby boomers will decide to retire on their lunch breaks

>DB and GE are literally going out of business with no bail

Stop I can only get so erect.

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Anyone?

GENERAL MILLS KILLS

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can we just flash crash down to 2200 and be done with it?

Guys who sold like I did.. What is your reentry point into the market? I know it might take 6mo-1y to get down to the true bottom but what are you going back in at?

When is the bottom so I can buy?

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no, the market will inflict the maximum amount of pain on the maximum amount of people before it completes a move.

>stabilising

How boring.

Guys, I just sold my PUTs :D Whole portfolio +20% :D

Jus rember happy day

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>2200
Why not 1800?

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>selling
You fucking pussy

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fuck china

You misspelled rational.

Not sure at this point but 100% not going back until 2019 is over

Today is the bottom

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Next year Feb /Mar
if capitulation happens
But I would pick and choose once the Feds declare a recession

taxes

so no

Do they ever come out and say "We are in a recession" or do they just try to make it seem as good as possible?

I had just gone into the Marine Corps in 2008 so I was in boot camp- SOI and had almost no idea what was going on.

Major support at 2580. Watch that level.

Lel, I was 30% equities at the top with the rest in commodities, gold, short and long term treasuries. I'll be 100% equities when the SP500 is down 70%.

When the next crisis blows over I'll own a shitload of earnings power I bought for pennies on the dollar and my portfolio will skyrocket off the bottom. Might even buy rental property if it gets cheap enough, because I have a safe government job to service the mortgage, great credit score, and almost zero expenses (live with and take care of grandma). Might even have some inheritance to invest if her condition gets worse.

I wonder what they have changed in their protocol since 2008

>selling the bottom is rational
You should have averaged down

G-golden bull.... y-you wont even remember this correction in 24 months

>Id: bog

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I'll sell some to lower my stcg. atleast save some on taxes.

Hmm I expected a lot more capitulation at this level. Might close my position.

>the bottom

Oh you sweet sweet summer child.

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kek

>wake up
>check broker

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not even close

I'm actually getting justed hard AF with my defensive folio wtf

>Bulltards making fun of bearbros last week
Who's laughing now

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You rational pussy

>he went to die for Israel
>thinks he can time the market they control
Ironic

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I don't know anymore. Anyone think we'll get a holiday bounce or is it dead?

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Portfolio structure doesn't matter in 2018. There is only the market. You can blame index funds.

Its down 50% and the fed slowing rates would give food stocks a reversal

And here is the table for the Golden Bulls (TM):

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half true half bs, etfs are not 100% yet

Part of the reason the market is rolling over is the illiquidity of ETFs.

I Hate you Kneepad

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STOP FUCKING SELLING

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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how much should I sell reluctant kneepad girl's live suicide video for?

RKG don't use guro for OP, you're going to cause trouble

it's something like 20% last time i looked

where are you getting that from?

la la la la la
la la la la la la la

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aaaaaand we will NEVER be below 2600 again

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important DD youtube.com/watch?v=5ZCWv-aKHcw
my (((bloomberg)))

Can some one tell me why there is so much downward pressure on the market? I've been under a rock.

There's no pressure, just a fight between buyers and sellers. The buyers are currently losing.

Too soon ... IT WAS A SHAKE OUT!

the new robinhood update fuck up my keyboard is not appearing

blue wave

buy then faggot

leverage leverage leverage

Dont forget to buy CAG
they are raising hell after acquiring Pinnacle foods
already firing 500 workers

Now cag we big a decent part of the potato chip marketshare thanks to hawwian chips, as well as the near full syrup marketshare

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I had went long after around 25mins of market opening with all in options and no day trades left. This push back up gives me hope. Please.
God help me ):

Just bought my Calls.

I fucking hope you get bogged.
You think this is fucking joke?

OH MY GOD IT'S ALL OVER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SELL SELL SELL

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What do you think of LW for potatoes?
You're being really annoying

People need money to buy Christmas presents
It is only natural for them to sell some pf their portfolio to raise cash

posted the wrong pic, my bad
also, :^)

I find pink wojaks and AHHH STOP SELLING REEEE posts annoying
It's a matter of personal preference

Kill yourself, fag boy

this and chinese new year

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M LOSING EVERYTHING PLEASE STOP

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I'm going to disappear for a while. I am now focusing solely on both making and saving as much money as possible outside of investments. When I have a green portfolio I will return to shitpost, but until then its time to get autistic about success. This isn't goodbye, its see ya later.

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Soros withrew on oct 5th
continuous fud all around casue of it
then yield curve fud
Trump canceled our bullrun after G20 by shutting down the markets

LW is one of the few foods I dont follow, I keep hearing it lately

Also KDP and MKC are on a literal golden bull run, should have held REEE

nice red day. Just bought some CGA on NYSE

Godspeed CG.

thanks for playing, calc

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SPY is going down to 130 as I said last week. This is the end of the everything bubble. I would go all cash. Usd will be very valuable in coming months.

>quitting at the bottom

Imagine thinking you have to say goodbye on an anonymous Jow Forums board.

Oh wait its a tripfag. How do they manage to be such faggots all the time?

don't come back. dumb tripfag attentionwhore

Fuck you too.

See you after lunch, son.

Mark my words: "no bear market"

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Goodbye

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