SPY sub 260 celebration edition
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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
List of popular brokers:pastebin.com /mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:pastebin.com /VtnpN5iJ
Real-time market news:thefly.com /index.php
Educational sites:investopedia.com /khanacademy.org /economics-finance-domain
Free in depth technical analysis charts:tradingview.com
Premarket Data:pastebin.com /y9PRQLR3
Earnings Report Calendars:biz.yahoo.com /research /earncal /today.htmlearningswhispers.com /calendar
Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:biopharmcatalyst.com /
Pump and Dump Advertising:stocktwits.com
S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)investing.com /indices /us-spx-vix-futures
Basic rundown on options:pastebin.com /vWhvyuCd
Suggested books:pastebin.com /jgA5zTuC
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December 10, 2018 - 16:00
first for losing all money
December 10, 2018 - 16:03
>DOW under 24k
Can't wait for the lunch hour dump.
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December 10, 2018 - 16:04
Thinking of buying some $LAND for long term. Thoughts?
December 10, 2018 - 16:04
December 10, 2018 - 16:05
So glad my retirement is safe on the ma......
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December 10, 2018 - 16:05
It's over for SPYcels
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December 10, 2018 - 16:06
Reminder this is what those of us in the industry call a buying opportunity.
December 10, 2018 - 16:06
me as more losses come.
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December 10, 2018 - 16:06
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December 10, 2018 - 16:06
>"in the industry"
Get the fuck out of here tripfag idiot. No one cares about your neet opinion.
December 10, 2018 - 16:07
check'd, but DB and GE are literally going out of business with no bail
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December 10, 2018 - 16:08
December 10, 2018 - 16:08
Go ahead.
No one in the industry is buying - its literally just morons trying to catch knives at this point.
glad I have someone to buy my contracts though, thanks
December 10, 2018 - 16:09
>in the industry You have a nametag on Jow Forums. Hard to take anything you say serious
December 10, 2018 - 16:09
>has naked puts on (((Deutsche Bank)))
Feels good man. Why doesn’t literally everyone do this? It’s basically free money.
December 10, 2018 - 16:09
This is the power of German engineering
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December 10, 2018 - 16:10
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 10, 2018 - 16:10
baby boomers will decide to retire on their lunch breaks
December 10, 2018 - 16:11
>DB and GE are literally going out of business with no bail
Stop I can only get so erect.
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December 10, 2018 - 16:11
December 10, 2018 - 16:13
GENERAL MILLS KILLS
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December 10, 2018 - 16:14
can we just flash crash down to 2200 and be done with it?
December 10, 2018 - 16:14
Guys who sold like I did.. What is your reentry point into the market? I know it might take 6mo-1y to get down to the true bottom but what are you going back in at?
December 10, 2018 - 16:15
When is the bottom so I can buy?
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December 10, 2018 - 16:16
no, the market will inflict the maximum amount of pain on the maximum amount of people before it completes a move.
December 10, 2018 - 16:16
December 10, 2018 - 16:16
Guys, I just sold my PUTs :D Whole portfolio +20% :D
December 10, 2018 - 16:16
Jus rember happy day
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December 10, 2018 - 16:17
>2200 Why not 1800?
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December 10, 2018 - 16:17
>selling You fucking pussy
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December 10, 2018 - 16:18
Not sure at this point but 100% not going back until 2019 is over
December 10, 2018 - 16:18
Today is the bottom
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December 10, 2018 - 16:18
Next year Feb /Mar if capitulation happens But I would pick and choose once the Feds declare a recession
December 10, 2018 - 16:18
December 10, 2018 - 16:19
Do they ever come out and say "We are in a recession" or do they just try to make it seem as good as possible?
I had just gone into the Marine Corps in 2008 so I was in boot camp- SOI and had almost no idea what was going on.
December 10, 2018 - 16:19
Major support at 2580. Watch that level.
December 10, 2018 - 16:21
Lel, I was 30% equities at the top with the rest in commodities, gold, short and long term treasuries. I'll be 100% equities when the SP500 is down 70%.
When the next crisis blows over I'll own a shitload of earnings power I bought for pennies on the dollar and my portfolio will skyrocket off the bottom. Might even buy rental property if it gets cheap enough, because I have a safe government job to service the mortgage, great credit score, and almost zero expenses (live with and take care of grandma). Might even have some inheritance to invest if her condition gets worse.
December 10, 2018 - 16:21
I wonder what they have changed in their protocol since 2008
December 10, 2018 - 16:22
>selling the bottom is rational You should have averaged down
December 10, 2018 - 16:22
G-golden bull.... y-you wont even remember this correction in 24 months
>Id: bog
December 10, 2018 - 16:22
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December 10, 2018 - 16:22
I'll sell some to lower my stcg. atleast save some on taxes.
December 10, 2018 - 16:23
Hmm I expected a lot more capitulation at this level. Might close my position.
December 10, 2018 - 16:23
>the bottom
Oh you sweet sweet summer child.
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December 10, 2018 - 16:28
>wake up >check broker
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December 10, 2018 - 16:29
December 10, 2018 - 16:29
I'm actually getting justed hard AF with my defensive folio wtf
December 10, 2018 - 16:30
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December 10, 2018 - 16:31
>he went to die for Israel >thinks he can time the market they control Ironic
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December 10, 2018 - 16:32
I don't know anymore. Anyone think we'll get a holiday bounce or is it dead?
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December 10, 2018 - 16:32
Portfolio structure doesn't matter in 2018. There is only the market. You can blame index funds.
December 10, 2018 - 16:33
Its down 50% and the fed slowing rates would give food stocks a reversal
December 10, 2018 - 16:34
And here is the table for the Golden Bulls (TM):
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December 10, 2018 - 16:34
half true half bs, etfs are not 100% yet
December 10, 2018 - 16:35
Part of the reason the market is rolling over is the illiquidity of ETFs.
December 10, 2018 - 16:35
I Hate you Kneepad
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December 10, 2018 - 16:36
STOP FUCKING SELLING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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December 10, 2018 - 16:36
how much should I sell reluctant kneepad girl's live suicide video for?
December 10, 2018 - 16:37
RKG don't use guro for OP, you're going to cause trouble
December 10, 2018 - 16:38
it's something like 20% last time i looked
where are you getting that from?
December 10, 2018 - 16:38
la la la la la la la la la la la la
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December 10, 2018 - 16:40
aaaaaand we will NEVER be below 2600 again
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December 10, 2018 - 16:41
important DD youtube.com /watch?v=5ZCWv-aKHcw my (((bloomberg)))
December 10, 2018 - 16:41
Can some one tell me why there is so much downward pressure on the market? I've been under a rock.
December 10, 2018 - 16:41
There's no pressure, just a fight between buyers and sellers. The buyers are currently losing.
December 10, 2018 - 16:43
Too soon ... IT WAS A SHAKE OUT!
December 10, 2018 - 16:43
the new robinhood update fuck up my keyboard is not appearing
December 10, 2018 - 16:43
December 10, 2018 - 16:44
buy then faggot
leverage leverage leverage
December 10, 2018 - 16:44
Dont forget to buy CAG they are raising hell after acquiring Pinnacle foods already firing 500 workers
Now cag we big a decent part of the potato chip marketshare thanks to hawwian chips, as well as the near full syrup marketshare
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December 10, 2018 - 16:45
I had went long after around 25mins of market opening with all in options and no day trades left. This push back up gives me hope. Please. God help me ):
December 10, 2018 - 16:47
December 10, 2018 - 16:48
I fucking hope you get bogged. You think this is fucking joke?
December 10, 2018 - 16:49
OH MY GOD IT'S ALL OVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SELL SELL SELL
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December 10, 2018 - 16:49
What do you think of LW for potatoes? You're being really annoying
December 10, 2018 - 16:50
People need money to buy Christmas presents It is only natural for them to sell some pf their portfolio to raise cash
December 10, 2018 - 16:50
posted the wrong pic, my bad also, :^)
I find pink wojaks and AHHH STOP SELLING REEEE posts annoying It's a matter of personal preference
December 10, 2018 - 16:51
December 10, 2018 - 16:51
this and chinese new year
December 10, 2018 - 16:51
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M LOSING EVERYTHING PLEASE STOP
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December 10, 2018 - 16:52
I'm going to disappear for a while. I am now focusing solely on both making and saving as much money as possible outside of investments. When I have a green portfolio I will return to shitpost, but until then its time to get autistic about success. This isn't goodbye, its see ya later.
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December 10, 2018 - 16:52
Soros withrew on oct 5th continuous fud all around casue of it then yield curve fud Trump canceled our bullrun after G20 by shutting down the markets
December 10, 2018 - 16:53
LW is one of the few foods I dont follow, I keep hearing it lately
Also KDP and MKC are on a literal golden bull run, should have held REEE
December 10, 2018 - 16:53
nice red day. Just bought some CGA on NYSE
December 10, 2018 - 16:53
December 10, 2018 - 16:54
thanks for playing, calc
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December 10, 2018 - 16:54
SPY is going down to 130 as I said last week. This is the end of the everything bubble. I would go all cash. Usd will be very valuable in coming months.
December 10, 2018 - 16:54
December 10, 2018 - 16:55
Imagine thinking you have to say goodbye on an anonymous Jow Forums board.
Oh wait its a tripfag. How do they manage to be such faggots all the time?
December 10, 2018 - 16:55
don't come back. dumb tripfag attentionwhore
December 10, 2018 - 16:55
December 10, 2018 - 16:56
See you after lunch, son.
December 10, 2018 - 16:58
Mark my words: "no bear market"
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December 10, 2018 - 16:58
Goodbye
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