UK fixed income investment banker here. AMA

m&a guys are just going to structure the deal themselves and raise the funds so they can pocket the commish. You're just a bond fag deep down and know it. They're smart enough to do both, you even make 200k? lol

I've got a rock hard one for quanty stuff. So hopefully designing some spicy models.

Lol, okay. No lie though I am a bond fag. That and their derivatives.

ok as long as you know youre the bottom of the gangbang and barely even in finance.

Dude, fuck around while your young (and wealthy).
Look for love when you're old

I dunno bro. Last recession was 100% FI.

I'd be 100% with you if I were single right now. But this one stuck with me while I was a shitty edgelord maths student. I'm not all that curious, I had a ton of fun in the 3 years before I met her. Roasties are plentiful, women are a bit harder to find.