ALRIGHT EVERYONE LETS GET EXCITED FOR MONDAY!
GIVE ME A “W”!
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ALRIGHT EVERYONE LETS GET EXCITED FOR MONDAY!
Jordan Harris
Jaxon Fisher
Americans are funny people.
If you tried pulling this shit in bongland you'd be told to shut the fuck up.
An ideal morning prior to a work shift involves a cup of tea, not some loud clapistani pep talk.
Jacob Sanchez
tfw at my company we've always had a morning meeting at the start of the day but now we have to read a phrase before each meeting and we sound like a cult
Evan Martinez
jesus christ thank god i work for the government
pay is low, but at least i have my dignity
Lucas Harris
>mfw I'm a work from home contractor but I have to do this dumb hippie prayer/breath thing on video chat with my richass client and their yes man underlings every monday
Californians were a mistake
Colton Walker
blackpill: normalfags actually enjoy this and would be bummed without their job
this looks funny to most people here because the video veers towards the lower end, but we see enough wagecucks showing up on Jow Forums saying they feel desperate and lost after a few months of NEET life
normies need to feel important, and they derive that importance from externalities (social status in particular). having a job is quintessential to normiehood
hating your job only makes you a failed normie. anyone who's unable to design their own escape from wagecucking is secretly envious of the status better normies (their coworkers) have. would a failed normie experience the same social success, they'd suddenly start loving their job
Juan Fisher
>works for the government
>dignity
Alexander Fisher
I think most people would be better off as slaves in produce Field's
Thomas Wilson
Everyone's depressed in grey rainy bongland
Luke Williams
lmao what the fuck
Luis Cox
>i work for the government
AKA American Nigger Welfare Job
I've lived in 'merica. Your government jobs are filled with illiterate niggers who can't even english nor math.
Grayson Miller
I utterly despise this
Lincoln Jackson
yes but it's a kind of depression with an inner smugness.
Jonathan Edwards
>alright everyone close your eyes
>I want you all to let go of your negative energy etc blah blah blah
>no take a breath and breathe out and make a noise when you breathe out
>HHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
David Harris
At least we don't all overdose on Opioids you fat cunt.
Nathaniel Ortiz
Almost every Brit I have ever seen has been a miserable cunt, that what happens when you get no sun.
Tyler Roberts
we might have the affect of a miserable cunt but it's actually just part of our mentality of understatement and dry humour.
you wouldn't understand.
Mason Jones
THATS NOT A MORALE BOOSTER! JOLENE SHOW user HOW IT’S Done
Owen Rogers
mfw this is how wagies cope
Mason Russell
atleast this guy looks into it, like hes anger fucking his wife
Nathan Nelson
maybe we didn't get a good enough pep talk to start the shift
Dylan Nguyen
I want everyone to share something about their weekend because studies show teams that know each other well are the most productive. I bought a new minivan for my wife this weekend heh that was an adventure I think those of you with kids can imagine. What did you do user?
Anthony James
>new fast casual sushi/poke place opened up near my work, they build sushi bowls and rolls for you like chipotle
>dojo/ninja themed
>employees have to refer to you as "ninja" throughout the entire ordering assembly line
>"Ok Ninja all set! Would you like any sauce on the side?"
>they also have to yell some shit if you tip
Mason Wright
Well you should come and visit Finland. Its dark again all day for the next 6months. I want to get out of here to a place where I can get the sun
Henry Ward
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
Jacob Butler
pls dont spread such blasphemous images of our dear god emperor
Jayden Richardson
jerked off to anime
Andrew Martin
Robert Wilson
dreamed of escaping this hellish life
Ryder Collins
Explain for foreigners plz
Joseph Baker
i feel bad fro these faggots
Anthony Edwards
anyone who isnt depressed in a kike dystopia is mentally ill.