/smg/ - Stock Market General

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4258981/

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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

calendars
forexfactory.com/
fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

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first

ty for money bears

We're going strait back to $245 spy before christmas.

bears are so fucking dumb I hate them so much stop making all this volatility and accept the golden bull you fucking idiot bear cunts. You cant win, you literally cant. stupid. fucking. bears eat my shit.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

December is usually the month for mutual fund distributions. hoping to push 5 figures but likely will fall short with high 4 figure dividend/capital gains this month.

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All in on calls somewhere in 261s with no day trades left checking in.

BULLRUN

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as of today i have broke even from the initial crash in august.

which is good considering the markets are still down. im in position to make a swell profit :^)

BEARS MAKING ME YIKES AND CRINGE

buy and hold lets go bulls rise up RISE UP

What if you just put money in both a bear ETF and a bull ETF and just HODL whichever one sucks?

what is this volatility? new lows and then end up green for the day?

U mean october?

this is the bottom

ATTENTION ALL BULLS! CALLING ALL BULLS LEVEL ONE AND OVER!
RISE UP!

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s..sure

YES YES GREEEN

>finals today, so no breaks to check stocks until after 2
>sold AMZN a few days ago, going to catch that falling knife
>its still almost $50 below what my sell order was

its odd, as soon as i sold it i started to feel joy as it falls lower, instead of all to painful dread

>dat delicious green for BA LMT and like a dozen dividend payments this week
everything is going better than expected today

so far

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why buy amazon when you can buy microsoft eternal bull stock

Because then that means you would still have to decide a market direction to profit by selling one and keeping the other hoping for the other to increase in price. You might as well just choose a direction from the start and only put in 50% of your portfolio, cash out, then put 50% of your initial in the other direction later since that's basically what you will be doing

i'm glad we got the 11AM flush to confirm a bottom, excited for the unstoppable bull run for the next 5 years

W00tage lets end this with a Power hour PUMP bulls

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what was special about that?

you didn't feel it?

>willing acceptance of all external events, that's all you need
>take it up the ass, don't complain
Stoicism is ultimate cuck philosophy

bears dieing and it feels super good

can literally taste bull fear
it delicious
100% chance am revisit 259

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I just don't know what to do anymore. My initial bear prediciton was right but now it's all green? What the fuck is going on? I HODL because I don't wake up early.

Wick below support then hop back above intraday is a neutral to potentially bullish indicator. If s&p closes above 2630ish today, expect bulls to show up tomorrow to see what the story is. It is much the same as a nominal higher high on the peak of a bull run. If power hour goes sour and closes around low of day, that'll be bearish confirmation.

By the looks of things it seems bears have run out of steam. There isn't enough selling, too many people holding, support won't break without a new catalyst. Probably.

Buy it nya.

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hmmm, Hello once again RKG

nostalgia from already gaining $1000 from the stock so far

and i already own some MSFT

its top-tier philosophy, easily top 5 GOAT

christianity is the far better religion though

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>at bank
>cashing a check
>waitinginline.png
>suddenly hear boomer talking to a loan officer next to me
>”Yea we only get $3200 a month from social security, really not that much.”
>rage internally
How can they say shit like this? I know $3200 isn’t all that much but it’s a hell of a lot more than I’m making now.

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USD/JPY GO DOWN REEEE

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fuck you bear fuck YOU

yeah stocks and pasta thats

where is RKG

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U travling to japan user?

nah, just practicing FOREX until i get my brokerage account set up

rkg died with the golden bull

thing i love most about being a bull is we all win together nothing makes me gladder, where my big strong bull boys at

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Daily reminder for the newbies. But as many SNAP puts as you can and you will always make a profit

anyone pic related to "does /smg/ dab every time they make a dollar? copy pasta?

she recently died (for the 4th or 5th time this year...)

still, i do not think we have seen the last of this egregore

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Buy *

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B U L L Z R I S E U P
B U L L Z R I S E U P
B U L L Z R I S E U P
B U L L Z R I S E U P
B U L L Z R I S E U P

Mmmmm look at that long lower wick.
Rejection of lower prices and surrender of bears.
Entrance and showing of strength by the fulls.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
280 Friday

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Castrate them!

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Wonder how will the famous last 30 minutes go this time

;_;
>guys at work giving me visceral angry looks when tell them was short
>one of the dudes went on massive "FUDGE SHORT SELLERS" rant this morning

t-there no RKG here

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Let me tell you about my market home
Where all the ladies names are Green
Where bears work back late at night
Hopes are up for shorts go down
With hostess on a business flight
Taxi in a Mercedes drive
I hope that powells coming out alive
The garden is a dorsetted
That bear she's so corseted
She's got 15 ways to lead that bull astray
He thinks he's one and only
But that lovely she's so lonely
She PUMPS him full of longs and she sends him on his way
What a sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap tent show
Oh no no no no no

Then the bulls rise up
Then the bulls rise up
Then the bulls rise up
Then the bulls rise up rise up

HE IS BACK

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There is an idea of an RKG. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real her. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though she can hide her gigantic femboy cock, and you can see her shitposts online, and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable, she simply is not there.

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Why don't you put back your trip RKG ?

We are still on a Red Day what are yall so excited about?

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it's at ATL, you're picking up pennies in front of a steamroller

>he didnt buy at 259X
P L E B

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You have to be very stupid to get crushed by a steamroller for it is moving so fucking slowly

Bulls win.

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yea

namefag and tripfag are not the same thing n00b

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got SPXL at 37
Im all set for the golden bull

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People only use snap for nudes. Even then, people already figured out there are ways around notifying the person about a screenshot

we were somewhat expecting another plummet like on friday

this seems like it may be the bottom

IT'S GO TIME

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That was it, you will never have an opportunity to sell above $264.00 ever again. VXX is the new SPY going above 100 by end of the week.

either for attention (s(he) is fakeposting this enjoying how much we all miss her(him)) or that user is testing his mimicry ability.

funny to think that if bears werent so hostile they would be cashing in right now : ^ )

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Unf, broke major resistance at 2640.

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G R E E N D A Y

Are weed products still a buy?

WE

ARE

BACK

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This, this is what healthy markets do r-right?

WHO CARES PUMP IT

damn was hoping this shit would stay crashed for my distribution next week. oh well

Up over 40% so far today and still going. Anyone else? I hope you did well frens.

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This is just the shorts covering so that they can short more tomorrow.

That green SPY candle

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Small specs still net short, The Bogdabuybots are about to go on patrol

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They correct, yes.

I was interested in downloading robinhood trading for a broker platform, but due to my uk residency I can't use it. Can anyone recommend a similar platform? I took a look at some of the other three listed in the pastebin but tastyworks seems to be the only one that I could use cheaply.

PUMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT

Tastyworks is good. I recommend :)

futures are red, this isn't going to be good for tomorrow

elaborate

Bought DJ Puts... I have a bad feel

What futures are you talking about?

Hes decided to go bearish and is butt hurt about a green day

Researchers from the Harvard Institute of Zoology wrote a paper that the Dow is going to drop 99.9%, didnt you see yesterday?

good call, people get on with just laptops nowadays

20% here. What are you trading fren?

DJ and DAX options here

Dec 4 Spy options

14*

Very hard fight for 2640 the past ten minutes.

It depends on the specific stock but generally yes, most are in decent position right now.

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Mine are 21DEC

For how long do you trade options? What/how long have you traded before?

$YTEN

JUST