Inherited $2.3m

I've been a NEET for the last 13 years, never had a gf, etc. All I do is jack off to anime and play shitty korean mmorpgs. My uncle just passed away and I inherited $2.3m from him. I don't know much about investing and I already figure I'll never have kids. What should I do with my money? I'm thinking of just investing it in the S&P 500. How much will that get me a year?

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-30%, Australian/Canadian/NZ/Swiss housing markets are set to collapse and it will bring the US down with it.
You want to buy low and sell high, not buy at all time highs.

maybe spend it on yourself get a gym membership new clothes new hobbies

I wouldn't jump into any investments right away
do a lot of research and be conservative

You should kneel in front of his grave and pray

you can pretty much continue your neet lifestyle now.

With 2.3 million, you can throw that all into DIVIDEND STOCKS.
Like
if you go all in on coca cola, you'd make 60 k to 100 k a year doing nothing

Just put it in a savings account u faggot. That is if you aren’t larping which of course you are. Now literally kys.

Invest in SpaceX.

you can safely make ~100k a year by doing nothing but putting it into boring boomer shit like , utilities, and a dividend index fund. just auto-reinvest 25%, pay out the other %75 to a bank account and forget about it. if anyone asks what you do just mumble something about working from home with computers. i'd get out more if i were you, but do you player.

I got 1.2 million, what should I do with that?

Invest in enough to buy 100K shares of LINK tokens. And hopefully, that massive investment will push you to start doing your research on block chain technology and learning about technology in general. Start your journey of just learning and by the end of next year, you'll see your cryto portfolio explode.