fuck guys I think I cucked myself. I am not even kidding. seriously. I met a really hot girl online on a dating website. We were getting along really well, having great conversations and so on. We already planned to meet up and everything. Just before I wanted to ask her for her number I decided to do a "slut-test" on her since she was looking a bit like a thot. I created a fake profile with some really hot looking chad like dude and sent her a massage saying I have a big dick and that I wanna bang her. she immediately replied and said she wants to meet as soon as possible. Now she is not answering on my real profile anymore, totally ignoring my real me, just replying to my fake profile. She even gave her number to my fake profile, but still not replying to my real profile. fuck guys I am devastated. this was my only chance.
I think I cucked myself. Unironically
kek. wtf. just go meet some coeds at uni campus way better than some shitty thot off the web.
Well at least your slut test worked.
>slut tests a thot
>yep she's a slut
>now hes buttstrated
Well, she's a slut. So why bother? Unmatch and move along.
setup a meet on your fake profile, go meet her
???
tell her she a thot to her face...
>conversation online
>fully committed relationship
choose two, according to faggot OP
Also, looking for a woman that don't worship chd is similar to looking for a man that doesn't like milkies.
Just get "chad" to say "actually your too ugly for me", or something to that effect. She will immediately rebound to to you to prove that she is attractive. Just good for a pump and dump,
Keked hard user
Do this
So?
Now you call her and set up a time that you can fuck.
Winning
Why the fuck are you crying faggot? You just avoided getting thot'ed. Your method was so successful, you now know how to weed out the roasties and find a better girl. Although what do you expect to find in a dating app? Those are outlets for thots to get one night pounded or to take advantage of betas. Go out in the real world dumbass.
guys you don't understand. I am average looking at most. And highly autistic. I fucked up my only chance for a hot girl
I tried to ignore her with my chad profile but she still keeps texting the chad and not replying to my real profile. fuck. this. shit. she seems to have completely forgotten about me
Genius thot psychology right here.
No, you dont understand. Hot girls are a dime a dozen. Just keep swiping and you'll find another.
The best advice I can give you is that if you're looking for a puritan traditional girl, you're not going to find one using dating apps. They are on those apps for dick appointment scheduling, not searching for the love of their life.
others have said it but wasnt this the point of the chad profile?
the only sensible thing to do now is to cuck her by having chad blow her out, saying hes met somebody hotter and younger.
when she comes running back to the beta profile you say the same thing.
then move on with your life
Text that bitch from Chad’s account saying that she’s ugly. Then she’ll be really happy to come back to you :)
I get it ok, for some of us life is just a rigged game we have to play.
Don't tell her she is ugly... Tell her you were chatting to another girl and went out and fell for each other.
You can also point out her ugly part, like weird nose, big ears, ugly teeth or legs or something.. to hit her.
I met my gf on Tinder. Am I a cuck?
my chad account has her number. so maybe I should just save her number wait 3 months and then text her pretending that she gave her number to my real profile? Maybe she will have frogotten who she gave her number to. Do you think that would work?
Spill the beans on here and post it here.
Not necessarily, they can fall for the dick, but if your game is long term on a dating app they're going to get bored quick. Nothing is absolute, but the vast majority are only there to get dicked down. Maybe you're slanging that good wood.
This please. Do provide screenshots!
That's waek plan. As we told you, message her from chad account and hurt her, just be creative.
If she starts texting you on real account - try to act like you missed chatting with her and stuff and continue. Get her number, go out and bang her.
But be ready to dump her she is a thot.
Have your chad account make an appointment to meet her. Don't show up.
Then have her chad account say he didn't show up because he got a hook up call from someone hotter.
Then wait to see how long it takes for her to get back to your real account.
Then turn her down.
I don't even think she remembers my real account. There are probably like hundreds of guys texting her every day and my convo is somewhere on the 20th page
>I tried to ignore her with my chad profile but she still keeps texting the chad and not replying to my real profile
use the chad profile to stalk her in a wierd autistic manner, scare her off
What about asking nudes from chad account. That might work.
Then she's not worth your time. No one wants a woman who thinks of them as one of 20.
>so maybe I should just save her number wait 3 months and then text her pretending that she gave her number to my real profile
no this wont work, i keked
But you pop straight to the top the moment you send a message. Say something like
"So what's up? Are we going to meet up?"
If she doesnt respond in 24hrs unmatch her.
this is the smartest, highest IQ post in the thread and yall are gonna pass it up. we can torment these hoes.
this guy is right user, follow his advice and have chad ask her politely to stop messaging him (politely so that she is not too devastatedand will be ready to switch tracks back to you)
Arrange a meeting with her as chad and when you meet her just call her a slut and leave. You did yourself a favor user, really.
NO
He already told us that she is probably texting 20 more guys. What if she stop texting to chad and won't start texting real him?
I call: ask for nudes first.
what about the following:
with my chad profile I talked with her about a three or foursome and that she always wanted a threesome with two guys. So maybe I could arrange a threesome with her, the chad profile and the real profile using pictures where I look real different from those which I used in the app so she won't realize that it is me. Then I meet her alone, the chad won't appear, and I bang her alone
so you are trolling. Why do you waste our time?
this is only acceptable if you livestream your failure
this is dumb he will be labeled "creepy." You've already lost this OP keep your dignity, your goal is to TORMENT her emotionally. Use chad and tell her she is ugly. She will either ignore you or go back to you. Either way turn her down. From the way it seems you want a chance to talk to her and be nice to her and oh so nice to have a second to speak to you miss pssh that is FAGGOT shit dude, that is not alpha, you need to reject a woman who is unconditionally anything but INTO you sexually, spiritually, physically, etc. Don't settle and don't cuck out OP you are probably german
this is Jow Forums faggot go be retarded on Jow Forums . your suppose to cry about shit like "still having apple stock after china shut down all 100% every last iphone model still being sold in china" on this board
why do you keep insisting on pretending like you have a chance? it reeks of desperation. Move onto the next one. quit cucking she isn't worth it
>I tried to ignore her with my chad profile but she still keeps texting the chad and not replying to my real profile. fuck. this. shit. she seems to have completely forgotten about me
Why did you expect her to chose you over the chad? Do you consider yourself more desirable than Chad? lel
Is biz getting raised again? wtf, who keeps organizing this shit?
I don't want to necessarily torment her. I want to uncuck myself. It really bothers me that I cucked myself with another dude who doesnt even exist. I feel worse than sweden and germany combined. it is so embarassing. I could not live with that feeling
yeah but she went for it. She automatically disqualifies herself from being worth your time. Also you probably did it too soon did no pair bonding stuff with her etc etc. she was not invested in you to begin with.
No, send her on a fucking wild goose chase to meet chad at the other end of town (or better yet, in the wrong part of town kek).
Why did having a conversation with another male discrediting to her?
Was she obliged to drop all communication upon uttering a word to OP? What kind of faggot logic is that?
If I want to her to be my girlfriend or bang her I need a plan where chad is involved. It is the only contact I got with her right now
Unironically this
Or send her to Oogaboogaville in your city
>oogaboogaville
>my ID “HIV”
>dubs
OP please listen
I mean I try. Heheh. shes not that great looking and I am a Chad on the outside but a beta autist on the inside, but she still very clingy with me. I'm not concerned with her leaving more concerned about her past desu
Anagram of HIVjEBuS aka HIV Jesus.
You could definitely setup a chance to rape her going this route.
I mean that's how it should be, females should have no rights.
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OP, take her pictures and name, set up a fake profile with her identity and find some total fuck up. Arrage a meeting using her fake profile and also with your Chad profile toget the ball rolling. Better yet, go there yourself to witness it
More work than just sending her to niggerville but also quite good
Post pics bro, we need to see her
>OP arranges a date between her and one of those
>she’s actually down and they fuck
>OP now literally cucks himself
This too
Good thing that faggot aspie beta-males have no rights right now.
Kek - 4/10 bait
Imagine going into a somewhat "serious" relationship in almost two thousand and nine teen 2-0-1-9
The world got so interconnected and fast moving - you need to be delusional.
The fact is when a girl already goes on tinder, you can be pretty sure she has atleast 50 other guys in her phone from which she 10 texts simountanously. You are literally just a number for hear. She loathes and bathes in attention she gets from all of them. When girls even just make the effort themselves to meet other men this already be a sign for you. She probably even started dranking jizz at age 15 - but you need to keep up this facade with her while texting that she is just a innoncent girl.
If you are really after girl friend material you dont go look at tinder. Approach some shy unexperieced girl at class that has a lot of family value. There are dont even that rare when you know where to look. But just prepared to spend a lot of months boring yourself to death going to the movies and shit before she ultimately is willing to let her fuck. And also be prepared that she wont do any of your kinky shit you see on porn nowadays....
there are always to sides of the metal
Hate to break it to you but she was never gonna hook up with you anyways. She was merely toying with your heart out of boredom.
This unironically. I can’t even imagine wanting to date a girl who’s such a thot.
FFFFFAGGIT
>be unimpressive
>complain that other people find you unimpressive in comparison to an truly impressive person
Beta males are basically females with a penis, so that makes you a white knight as well.
Roastie detected, because clearly only a roastie could type something like this and think it makes sense.
This post is the epitome of Jow Forums
Where can I buy this coin?
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP
Retard detected, only a retard wouldn't be able to respond to the points made.
Every beta here showcased premiere roastie mentality while denouncing them. sometimes in the same sentence.
The only difference between them is the lack of a penis.
Bro get her nudes with the chad profile and share them here
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