Shill me the best meal in under 5 minutes?

Shill me the best meal in under 5 minutes?

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McChicken and McDouble

Douche Burger $666

Kobe beef patty (wrapped in gold leaf), foie gras, caviar, lobster, truffles, imported aged gruyere cheese (melted with champagne steam) kopi luwak bbq sauce and Himalayan rock salt

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stahp

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This requires a Foreman grill. Two slices of organic, non gmo bread, maple ham from the deli, provolone cheese. Butter the outsides of the bread, put the meat and cheese in the middle. Put on the grill for 5 minutes until toasty.

Fried spam and eggs over white rice

sounds bretty good except for the coffee bbq sauce. tf is that?

Cinnamon toast crunch wiv milk

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>eggs over white rice
gross dude. at least do potatoes

Throw some onions sauce over that bad boy and you got a meal