>her
Used to hate me
Haven't seen her in 5 years
Looks stunning now
Loads of sex positivity stuff
Labour supporter
Has a bf
Fucked up at school, wants to be a scientist
Used to call me a retard cause I dropped out, I did a huge turn around and am now an absolute brainchad, want to be a scientist
Help me chat up someone on linkedin
Dominic Campbell
Matthew Thomas
This is her
Adrian Bailey
Welcome to Jow Forums, faggot. No children allowed so log off, format your hard drive and have a nice day
Adrian Adams
Jesus man.
Never hit on women through linked in.
Jesus christ man.
Austin Bailey
just.. don't
Joseph Russell
>Loads of sex positivity stuff
>Labour supporter
Daniel Ramirez
ROASTIE THOT DETECTED
ABORT!
ABORT!
ABORT!
Josiah Cook
lol not worth
Jaxon Morris
Don't go straight to Chainlink. Chat about the weather and sports first.
William Ramirez
I've got everything I've ever wanted and am bored out my mind. She used to hate me, it's appealing
Robert Parker
Absolute cringe and sage
Matthew Hughes
>Used to hate me
Probably still does.
Forget it.
Xavier Diaz
>Hey how about that weather we've been having? Unseasonably warm, I suspect the monthly temperature anomaly must be at least 0.5 degrees. Do you hate sports, or are you retarded? So I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Serghey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Serghey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.
Serghey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Serghey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!
Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...
I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHEAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Cheainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.
Today, I declare Cheainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.
I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHEAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGHEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKEIS AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!
I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGHEY! CHAINLICK! CHAINLICK! CHAINLICK!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LIKNS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LIKNS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LIKNS!
Cameron Brown
>stunning now
>1000 cock stare
yikes
Jason King
>Cheainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community
thanks just sold 100k
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Why would you want the roastie she seems like an absolute basic normie thot.
Isaac King
>looks stunning now
Why are these retards with oneitis so deluded? This roastie is literally a 3/10 dude.
Christian Ward
I give 0 shits about the girl. What I do care is how you turned your life around for the better OP
Nolan Garcia
>muh wannabe scientist
Just leave her alone, OP.
Jaxon Thompson
Wyatt Barnes
go for it fren
Kayden Powell
Tell her she's not white.
Kayden Bailey
Nice, sounds sustainable. You should totally risk it
Noah Flores
I'm sticking around to see how epic this thread gets.